Facebook Goes Down For Many Users – Funny Status Updates

Today, Facebook has been unstable for many users. In the last 15 minutes or so, Facebook seems to be completely inaccessible (down).

Facebook has given the following statement:

“We are experiencing site issues that are affecting some people. As a result, the site may be slow or time out for some users. We are working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible.”

Facebook downtime is rare but even the world’s largest social network occasionally has stability issues. It’s a big deal: with 500 million active users, complaints about facebook downtime mount up pretty quickly.

Here are some funny status updates from around the web from places like twitter, while facebook was down.

  • With Facebook down I give it 3 hours before people start eating each other.
  • is on twitter because facebook is down.
  • Facebook down. Workplace productivity up by43%.
  • is surprised at how many people “need facebook for work”.
  • is missing my facebook stalking antics already.
  • Facebook down, productivity levels around the world increase 80%
  • Facebook is down? Ok, I’ll work on “solving the global warming problem” for a while instead.
  • World productivity sees huge spike as Facebook goes down.
  • How much more work do you think will get done worldwide while Facebook is down?
  • Facebook down. Conspiracy time… social experiment? Cyber terrorism? Or just some hungover guy pressing the wrong button at Facebook HQ?
  • Facebook Down… I bet my mum and dad are going crazy, just like all the other Farmville addicts.
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Funny & Cute Chat Up Lines For Facebook Status Update Ideas

Is there a guy you like on facebook? Is there a girl you fancy? Got a crush? Let them know with one of these great, funny and cute flirting facebook status ideas! These are some really cute and some very funny chat up lines which make great status updates on your facebook or you could copy and paste them onto your crushes wall! Some are really witty and clever and some are just silly and funny! Use one of these flirting status update ideas now on your facebook and impress your friends! You’ll get loads of likes on your status and comments too!

  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you
  • I lost my phone number can I have yours?
  • I’m feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
  • If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day
  • Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!
  • Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious
  • Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
  • If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful
  • Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better
  • I’ve been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can’t do it.
  • Are we related? Do you want to be?
  • I won’t unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.
  • What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?
  • Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  • You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
  • I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
  • Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
  • Youre hot, Im cool. Lets get together and even things out.
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, becuase every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • You look really hot! You must be the reason for global warming.
  • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
  • You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  • Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • You’re so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Is there a rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for…
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • There’s a woman like you in my dreams every night.
  • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
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Hilarious, Weird, Stupid & Funny Facebook Groups & Pages

An amazing list of the strangest, funniest, weirdest, most stupid and most pointless Facebook groups and the links you need to join them. If you’re looking to join and like some hiliarious very funny groups and fan pages then you’re at the right place! Here is a big list of pointless fb groups with the links that you can join and like. There are absoultely stupid ones, offensive ones, funny groups, silly pages, lol groups, weird fan pages, amusing groups to join and strange groups.

HAVE YOU SEEN SOME FUNNY GROUPS & PAGES? LEAVE A COMMENT AND SHARE THEM WITH US!

I was blown away when i realised JLS spells GAY backwards!

It’s really not that spicy. You’re just white.

CAN YOU LIKE, WALK A LITTLE FASTER OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?!

COCKBLOCKING is a CRIME!

“BRB… IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION”

All those years i watched Arthur, I never knew what animal he was.

Honestly, I write “lol” and I’m not Even Laughing

Why Yes, I Do Frequently Burst Out in Song

It blew my mind to know “Jackson” from Hannah Montana is 30 years old.

After Monday & Tuesday even the Calender says W T F…

remember when we…. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. wait… you werent there…

Aw, she has such a pretty voice!..oh wait, that’s Justin Bieber.

MAKE ROOM FOR THE BIG GIRLS…..AS OF “07″ WE ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

dont you hate it when Ke$ha holds your party up because she hasnt walked in

Yes I’m damn good in bed. I can sleep for days!

I hate when I wake up in the morning and I don’t feel like P. Diddy.

Nag nag nag nag every-day, it’s like my mum is stuck on replay (8).

“OMG is that Sarah Jessica-Par……. wait… its just a horse…”

When I was your age I was catching Pokémon not STIs

 

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http://facebookcraze.com/10-very-funny-but-pointless-facebook-groups-to-join/

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World Cup 2010 Support Your Team Facebook Tagging Pictures!

Support your country’s team in the 2010 world cup by uploading one of these cool tagging pictures to your facebook! Upload the one for your team to your facebook and then tag your friends in it to show your support! You can set it as your profile picture as well! Get your world cup facebook tagging pics now!

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Click on the picture for your team to open it in the full size.
  2. Right click on the full size picture and choose ‘Save Picture As’.
  3. Go to facebook and upload the world cup tag picture to your facebook.
  4. Tag some of your friends in the picture to get them involved!

United States USA world cup 2010 tag friends picture for facebook (click for full size)

England world cup tagging picture for facebook (click for full size)

Australia fifa world cup facebook support tagging game picture (click for full size)

Portugal world cup team facebook support tag friends picture (click for full size)

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