The Christmas Status Tagging Game

This status tagging game is perfect to play at Christmas time on your Facebook. All you have to do is copy the below to a new status update and then tag a friend for each number. To tag a friend next to a description, write the @ sign and then choose a friend to tag.

1. Cut down the tree:
2. Brought the awful fruit cake:
3. Knocked over the Christmas tree trying to put the star on it:
4. Was caught re-gifting:
5. Dressed up as Santa:
6. Tried to pull the beard off Santa:
7. Hung up the misletoe and stayed under it all night:
8. Got caught kissing Santa:
9. Forgot to bring presents:
10. Drank too much egg nog and punched Santa:

Xmas Special Text Ascii Art Picture

This really cool ascii art picture for Facebook is made up of special text characters. It looks really cool on your Facebook status or comments at Christmas time. It has a snowman, xmas tree and a little house with snow. Copy and paste it to impress your friends!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year Decorative Art

A decorative text picture that you can post on your friends Facebook wall’s to wish them a Happy New Year!

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Big Happy New Year Facebook Wall Art

Copy and paste this cool ascii art picture to your friends Facebook page to wish them a Happy New Year in style!

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With Facebook’s new Subscribe feature you can now follow people on Facebook without being their friend. Subscribing to someone on Facebook allows you to see their status updates, photo uploads and other updates. Here’s a list of some celebrities and other interesting people on Facebook that you can Subscribe to and follow.

Do you follow a celebrity or interesting person that is not on our list? Let us know – leave a comment!

 Mark Zuckerberg (Owner of Facebook)

 http://www.facebook.com/zuck

 Myspace Tom (The face of Myspace)

 http://www.facebook.com/myspacetom

 Jared Leto (30 Seconds To Mars band member)

 http://www.facebook.com/jaredleto

 Arianna Huffington (Founder of The Huffington Post)

 http://www.facebook.com/AriannaHuffington

 Jessica Alba (Actress)

 http://www.facebook.com/jessalba

 Mike Shinoda (Linkin Park band member)

 http://www.facebook.com/mikeshinoda

 Sean Parker (Owner of Spotify)

 http://www.facebook.com/Sean

 Justin Waldron (Co-Founder of Zynga)

 http://www.facebook.com/jtwald

 Pete Cashmore (CEO of Mashable)

 http://www.facebook.com/petecashmore

 Snoop Dogg (Rapper)

 http://www.facebook.com/calvinbroadus

 Erin Andrews (TV Personality)

 http://www.facebook.com/ErinJillAndrews

 Michael Arrington (Founder of TechCrunch)

 http://www.facebook.com/theuncrunched

This status game has become very popular recently and is spreading quickly through Facebook. You may have seen a status update like ‘I’m 2 weeks and I’m craving Dairy Milk’. It’s a secret status game for girls to play and here is how to play the game.

Use your birthday to find your status in this game. The first part is the month you were born. The second part is the day you were born. For example if your birthday is 6th of October you would write: ‘I’m 14 weeks and I’m craving Crunchie.’

I’M:

• Jan – 2 weeks
• Feb – 3 weeks
• March – 4 weeks
• April – 5 weeks
• May – 6 weeks
• June – 8 weeks
• July – 10 weeks
• August – 12 weeks
• September – 13 weeks
• October – 14 weeks
• November – 16 weeks
• December – 18 weeks

AND IM CRAVING:

1. Skittles
2. Starburst
3. Kit Kat
4. M&M’s
5. Galaxy
6. Crunchie
7. Dairy Milk
8. Lollipop
9. Marshmallows
10. Malteasers
11. Twirl
12. Kinda Bueno
13. Boost bar
14. Dime bar
15. Lion bar
16. Wispa
17. Fudge
18. Freddo
19. Milkyway
20. Milky bar
21. Creme egg
22. Skittles
23. Fruitellas
24. Haribo
25. Fruit pastels
26. Starburst
27. Mini eggs
28. Kit kat chunkie
29. Wines gums
30. Smarties
31. Snickers

This super cool Facebook application lets you turn your Facebook in to a book! An EgoBook is everything you’ve posted on your Facebook in book form.

On the front cover of your personalised EgoBook is your photo and your “something about yourself” description as a subtitle.

Inside your EgoBook you’ll find your status updates, profile pictures, mobile photo uploads, wall posts, and your friends comments all the way back to June 2009.

Your custom EgoBook also shows your friends profile pictures changing over time. At the back, you’ll find a chart of the top 20 friends that comment on your profile and a cool photo mosaic of all your Facebook friends.

You can also have an EgoBook made and printed for someone else’s Facebook history. So you can have an EgoBook created for your friend’s Facebook and then give it to them as a gift!

An EgoBook is available in either English or French, measures 17cm by 26cm and comes in full colour.

Click here to create your own personalised EgoBook.

With the last Harry Potter movie soon out in the cinema’s, we thought we’d post some of the funny Harry Potter themed groups and pages that people are liking on Facebook. Here are a selection of funny Harry Potter Facebook pages and groups that you can like and make your friends lol.

There are funny facebook groups and pages to like about Snape, Voldemort, Hagrid and more sarcastic, witty and funny fb likes about the deathly hallows part 2 and harry potter movies.

Have you seen a funnier Harry Potter group on Facebook? Leave a comment and let us know!

Saying Voldemort in public because you’re a fearless wizard bastard.

Voldemort. That’s right, i said it.

F*ck The War In Iraq, We Have To Catch Voldemort

Sorry mate I can’t, I’ve got Quidditch

The hilarity of changing the word ‘wand’ to ‘willy’ in Harry Potter quotes

Harry Potter pick up lines

I hate it when I don’t do my Potions homework and Snape yells at me

Your parents died in a car crash… LOL JK … they were killed by Lord Voldemort

Playing ‘I got your nose’ with Voldemort

100 ways to annoy Voldémort

Voldemort just needs a hug

I love you. LOL jk im Voldemort

The awkward moment when nobody wants to give their wand to Voldemort

He who shall not be named, lol jk voldemort.

Don’t You Hate It When Voldemört Steals Your Modelling Deal

I hate it when Voldemort uses my hair straightener without asking

My magic brings voldemort to the yard and im like, thats hurting my scar.

Going to bed with wet hair and waking up looking like Hagrid

Going out for a quiet Butterbeer and waking up in Azkaban

Like these hilarious groups and pages on facebook and make your friends lol! Here is a selection of the newest and funniest groups and pages on facebook. All these facebook likes are witty, sarcastic, stupid, pointless and funny! There are funny groups about drinking, being drunk and other funny things in life.

Meowing at cats until they meow back

Starting a conga line and leading everyone to your sex dungeon

Hearing noises when home alone and just accepting the fact you’re gonna die

I wasn’t that drunk. Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single

I would like to congratulate my parents for having such an amazing child

Drinking your drunk friends shot for them because your an absolute hero

Shit happens, life goes on, have a wank and get over it

the awkward moment when your unsure if someone is a girl or a boy

I drink on only two occasions, when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.

Being/looking drunk on 90% of your photos.

“I wasn’t that drunk” “Dude, you were asking my cat why he killed mufasa”

Going out for a quiet one and coming back with a ruined life.

Getting an A* in music because your teacher was Mr Shneebly

‘I wasn’t that drunk’ Dude, you threw my hamster shouting GO Pikachu

Saying ‘awkward’ during awkward moments to make it even more awkward.

The awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Have you liked a funnier facebook group? Share it with us – leave a comment.

Want to join some hilarious, funny and witty facebook groups and like pages? Here are some of the newest and most popular facebook like pages and groups for you to join and make your friends lol! Just click on a like page to open it in a new window and then you can like the witty page or join the funny group. There are groups about drinking and being drunk, sarcastic fb pages and other hilarious facebook groups.

Packing up your revision notes after a long hard day of doing f*ck all

Avoiding becoming an adult for as long as possible

It’s not cold, said the PE teacher with a coat on

I’m not drunk, I’m just holding onto the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth

Looking in the mirror and fighting the urge to have sex with yourself

Going out for a quite one because you’re deaf

Surprised you’ve not chocked on all that bullshit coming out of your mouth

Thanks for ruining my status with your shit comment

Eating cake while crying about how fat you are

Waking up & checking your FB like it’s the morning paper

Have you joined a funny facebook group? Leave a comment below with it or send it to us so we can add it to the site!

These profile banners look awesome! Profile banners or headers are the newest craze on facebook and here is a selection of some of the best we’ve seen. If you’ve seen a better profile banner on your friends facebook page or if you’ve made one yourself and would like to see it featured on this site, send it to us!

With the Hangover 2 out in the cinemas, lots of funny facebook pages and likes have appeared about The Hangover and funny quotes from the Hangover films. Here are some of the best new facebook like pages about The Hangover and its characters.

Going for a quiet night out then getting roofied by Alan

Can I sit there? Sorry wolf pack only

I wish I had a friend like Alan from the Hangover

Next time Alan, Stu and Phil go out on the piss, I’m going

Every single line Alan says in The Hangover

Alan’s wolf pack speech from The Hangover

I’m in Alan’s Wolfpack

Stu’s tiger song from The Hangover

I wish Phil from The Hangover was my teacher

You ready for craziest fu*king story ever?! – Chow, Hangover 2

Phil: Whose baby is that? Alan: Check it’s collar or something. – The Hangover

Having shots of Jagermeister on the rooftop with your Wolfpack

We had a sick night bitches!

Mr. Chow: “Ohh you having a bad day? Did you die?”

Going out for a quiet one and coming home with a monk in a wheelchair

Recently a lot of funny pages and groups have appeared on facebook about nan’s. All the facebook like pages have a funny title about a nan doing something funny or a nan being rude & stupid. Here are some of the best and funniest nan facebook pages to like.

Click on any of the funny facebook pages to visit the page and like it:

“This is Bullshit!” nan calm down its just a game of chess

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up. Nan sit the fuck down

“Long time no see bitches!” Nan shutup were at the police station

“Suck my dick!” nan settle down were at Bingo

“Wanna hit on some off this weed?” Nan Please Shes 4

“Everyday I’m Shuffling!” Nan Please Just Deal The Cards

“Who’s this little slut?” Nan thats your grandaughter

Brb nan wants me to take a pic of her planking

“Get the fuck out of my face!” Nan calm down this is a 3D movie

No Nan you cant have another Jager Bomb!

“I feel like money!” calm down nan your only collecting your pension