Facebook Craze

Comment me a color! BLACK -i hαte you. PINK -i fαncy you. PURPLE -i would dαte you. BLUE -i did love you. RED -i do love you. SILVER -we αre close. GOLD -i like you. GREEN -i will αlwαys love you. ORANGE -i think you’re sexy. YELLOW -you’re my best friend. BROWN -you’re funny. Put this αs your stαtus and see whαt colours you get!

Like this status and I’ll message you something I’ve never told about you.

Like this status and I will share our favorite memory on your wall.

Like this status and I’ll tell you my first impression of you on your wall.

Like this status and I’ll tell you what I dislike about you in a message.

Like this status and I’ll describe you in 1 word on your wall.

Like this status and ill tell you something ive never had the guts to before ;)

Play the color game! Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! *Red = I love you *Pink = You’re cute *Green = You’re funny *Orange = I like you *Brown = I used to like you *Yellow = Your amazing *Black = I hate You *Blue = Friends 4 Ever *Purple = I dont know you that well *White = You’re sweet.

Boys & Girls if you like this status I will tell you how fit you are from 1 – 10!

If you like this status, I will inbox you telling you if you are a friend, pretty, fit, or I would go out with you.

Like this status and I’ll write something I like about you on your wall <3

The first person to like this status will be my profile picture for a week. The Second person to like this status -I will change my last name to yours. The Third person to like this status - I will say that I’m in a relationship with you for a week!

Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! (1) ghetto (2) wish we went out (3) talkative (4) sarcastic (5) loveable (6) crazy (7) i want you (8) spoilt (9) great parent (10) wild (11) funny (12) beautiful (13) mature (14) ugly (15) I’d take you home ;) (16) wish I had ur number (17) wierd (18) honest (19) freak (20)sexy

Like this status if you think I’m a good friend. Comment if we have had good memories together. Poke me if you want to hang out soon.

Like this status if you think I’m cute. Comment if we have had good memories together. Poke me if you’ve ever wanted to date me.

Like this and I’ll tell you what song you remind me of.

‎1′st person to like this status will be my profile picture for 30minutes. 2′nd person to like this status I will rate out of 10 for looks. 3′rd person to like this status will go in my info box for a week. 4′th person to like this status will get my mobile number. 5′th person to like this status I will write i love you on your wall.

Fun Status Game!! reach for the nearest book and comment on this status with the second line of the second paragraph on page 20.

Fun Status Game!! Finish the lyrics of the song in the comments below: just a small town girl…

I’m starting a story. Each person who comments - add the next sentence in the story! Here’s the first sentence: “It was a monday morning at school…”

The Like, Dislike and Confession Game!! Like this status and I’ll message you something I like about you, something I dislike about you and I will confess something to you!

Is there a guy you like on facebook? Is there a girl you fancy? Got a crush? Let them know with one of these great, funny and cute flirting facebook status ideas! These are some really cute and some very funny chat up lines which make great status updates on your facebook or you could copy and paste them onto your crushes wall! Some are really witty and clever and some are just silly and funny! Use one of these flirting status update ideas now on your facebook and impress your friends! You’ll get loads of likes on your status and comments too!

• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
• I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
• There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you
• I lost my phone number can I have yours?
• I’m feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
• If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
• Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day
• Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!
• Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious
• Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
• If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.
• If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful
• Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better
• I’ve been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can’t do it.
• Are we related? Do you want to be?
• I won’t unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.
• What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?
• Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
• You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
• I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
• Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
• Youre hot, Im cool. Lets get together and even things out.
• Hey baby, you must be a light switch, becuase every time I see you, you turn me on!
• Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
• You look really hot! You must be the reason for global warming.
• You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
• Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
• You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
• If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
• Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
• Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
• You’re so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• Is there a rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for…
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• There’s a woman like you in my dreams every night.
• Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
• When God made you, he was showing off.

Fun Status Chain Games To Copy And Paste To Your Facebook Status Update

Be honest, what do you want from me? 1=A baby 2=Another chance 3=Love 4=A Kiss 5=Friendship 6=Sex 7=Lap dance 8=Marriage 9=A cuddle

Whoever is the first person to like this status I will put their first name as my middle name on facebook for 7 days! Post this as your status and see who you get!

If you saw me in 9 years time, wearing a wedding ring, who would you think i’d be married to? set this as your status and see who you get! :)

Like this status and I’ll tell you my 1st impression of you!

Chain Message Games To Post On Your Facebook Friend’s Walls

Facebook Friend Appreciation! If you appreciate your facebook friends for all the help and the support they give you, then let them know by posting this on your wall. I truly do appreciate my friends! Without each of you, this wouldn’t be nearly as much fun! I have AWESOME friends, and I want them to know it. Thanks a lot, everyone!

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love YOU! Send this to all of your friends even the one who sent you this, and if you receive 10 or more, you are loved. :)

Last night I had an argument with my wife – she asked me what was on the TV and I said dust.

Lead me not into temptation  – I can find the way myself.

A fool is a 25 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work.

It’s better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I said no to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

A banker is someone who will lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.