Facebook Craze

Here are some awesome status update ideas that have been sent in by pretty cool people! Have you made up a funny or cool status update? Did you post a status that got loads of likes? Send it to us and we’ll put it on the site if it’s good enough!

This funny spoof facebook chain status was sent in by Robert:

FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to FuckBook, trying to be sneaky but then get caught OutBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody’s QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, SexBook, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, LifeBook, everybody’s RightBook, someone needs to come up with a get a fucking LifeBook.

This very clever status update riddle was sent in by Emma:

Riddle:
What place once you enter has no roof or ceiling, has more walls but no rooms, is not a house but it is free to get in, has no bouncer but if you know the password you can get in, you can see your friends but never say a word, you can stay there as long as you want but there is no food, no water, and no bathroom, and when you want to leave you do not have to stand up and walk away?
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Answer: Facebook

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If you love playing status tagging games on your Facebook, here are some great festive themed tagging games to play at xmas with your friends.

Snowball Fight Status Tagging Game

Snowball Fight! Tag 10 of your Facebook friends:
1. Throws snowballs made from yellow snow:
2. Gets bored and sticks their tongue to metal pole:
3. Hides so they won’t get hit:
4. Can’t hit anything:
5. Catches a snowball in the face:
6. Takes it too seriously, shouting at their team to play better:
7. Decides to gang up on everybody else:
8. Gets buried in the snow:
9. Stands around laughing at everyone:
10. Runs away yelling “I’m telling Mom”:

The Dysfunctional Family Xmas Status Tagging Game

Dysfunctional Family Christmas! Tag 11 of your Facebook friends:
1. Pole dances with the Christmas tree:
2. Sleeps with Santa:
3. Is Santa:
4. Spikes the eggnog with alcohol:
5. Drinks all the eggnog:
6. Punches an elf in the face:
7. The elf:
8. Burns Christmas dinner:
9. Tells all the kids Santa’s not real:
10. Makes out under the mistletoe (2 friends):

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