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Make your friends laugh and get their attention on new years eve by posting one of these funny and witty new years eve statuses! You’ll be sure to get likes and comments on your status update when you use one of these clever joke status ideas about the new year!

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

my new years resolution is to start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

is planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2011.

my 2011 New Year’s Resolution is to adhere to my resolutions for longer than 24 hours.

my 2011 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

new years eve – one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early.

is actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year

Thre have been many time in 2010, when I have annoyed you, distubed you, irritated you, bugged you… today I just wanna tell you… I plan to continue in 2011!

Post one of these great status message ideas on your facebook on new years eve to your friends! If you want a good idea for a celebrations status on new years eve then these are perfect. You can copy and paste one straight to your facebook profile. These are new years wishes, fun new years eve quotes and inspirational new years messages. All make lovely new years statuses.

2010 is nearly over so like this status if I’ve ever made you smile this year.

New Year count down is about to begin. Here’s sending my blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful year 2011.

Embark on a fresh start this New Year. May it brings sunshine to your life and embrace you with happiness, Love and Warmth. Best wishes for a happy New Year.

Wishing you a Jolly & Bright 2011. Have a blast on the New Year and have a very happy year ahead.

May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations.

Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear… hold the laugh, leave the pain, be joyous, coz it’s New Years! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Years come and go, but this year I specially wish for you a double dose of health and happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Before the sun sets, 2010′s calender is destroyed, and mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2011 every moment is enjoyed. Happy New Year to you and your family!

We will open the book. It’s pages are blank. We will put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

Oh my dear, forget your fear, let all your dreams be clear, never put tear, please hear, I want to tell one thing in your ear, wishing you a very Happy New Year!

I wish you have… 12 Months of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days of Success, 8760 Hours of Good Health, 52600 Minutes of Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy. Happy New Year!