New Years Eve & New Years Day Quotes For Facebook Statuses

Post one of these great status message ideas on your facebook on new years eve to your friends! If you want a good idea for a celebrations status on new years eve then these are perfect. You can copy and paste one straight to your facebook profile. These are new years wishes, fun new years eve quotes and inspirational new years messages. All make lovely new years statuses.

2010 is nearly over so like this status if I’ve ever made you smile this year.

New Year count down is about to begin. Here’s sending my blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful year 2011.

Embark on a fresh start this New Year. May it brings sunshine to your life and embrace you with happiness, Love and Warmth. Best wishes for a happy New Year.

Wishing you a Jolly & Bright 2011. Have a blast on the New Year and have a very happy year ahead.

May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations.

Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear… hold the laugh, leave the pain, be joyous, coz it’s New Years! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Years come and go, but this year I specially wish for you a double dose of health and happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Before the sun sets, 2010′s calender is destroyed, and mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2011 every moment is enjoyed. Happy New Year to you and your family!

We will open the book. It’s pages are blank. We will put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

Oh my dear, forget your fear, let all your dreams be clear, never put tear, please hear, I want to tell one thing in your ear, wishing you a very Happy New Year!

I wish you have… 12 Months of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days of Success, 8760 Hours of Good Health, 52600 Minutes of Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy. Happy New Year!

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Cute & Festive Xmas Statuses To Post On Facebook At Christmas

I have been thinking long and hard what I want for Christmas and have realized that I have everything already: the best family and friends ever!

I dont need an angel on my Christmas tree, I already have an angel in heaven looking down on me. Put this as your status if there is someone looking down on you, who cant be with you this Christmas.

Snowflakes are our kisses from heaven from all we have known, loved, and lost.

I have been thinking long and hard what i want for Christmas and have realized that I have everything already: the best family and friends ever!

Christmas living is the best kind of Christmas giving.

There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

At Christmas, all roads lead home.

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others’ burdens, easing other’s loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance – each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

May this Christmas find you surrounded by those you love and those who love you

Through a frosty winter night, In a sleigh with reindeer flight, Bringing joy to large and small, Merry Christmas one and all.

At the close of another year, I gratefully pause to wish you a warm and happy Christmas
and a peaceful and prosperous New Year.

May the Joy and Peace of Christmas be with you now and throughout the new year.

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Hilarious, Witty & Clever Christmas Statuses To Post On Facebook

Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?

The awkwardness at the Christmas dinner table when your uncle tries to explain why he’s got an erection after giving your dad the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Christmas dinner is just like any other dinner. I sit down with a bird that doesn’t gobble anymore…

I was having sex with this large breasted bird the other day… Apparently I ruined the christmas dinner.

This ice cold weather is hilarious! I’m stood outside the mental hospital watching the staff trying to free fifty tongues from the windows!

the weather is lovely today… if you’re a fricken snowman!

is like a Candy Cane – sweet but very twisted

Oh the weather outside is frightful, But no school would be delightful, And since I don’t want to go, Let it snow let it snow let it snow.

NEWSFLASH!! Frosty the Snowman has been spotted in the vegetable section of the local supermarket. He was seen picking his nose!

Snowmen, the best kind of man! When you’re tired of them, you can just turn up the heat!

Remember Christmas is a time for giving, so give generously, I accept credit cards, checks and cash.

(_|_) I’m freezing my butt off!

Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?

Due To the poor econmony Holiday Cheer will be distributed in Shot Glasses.

is wondering why his Stocking smells like feet.

thinks that if I keep this up, the Christmas miracle will be me getting my jeans buttoned.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

you should be extra kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because you never know who will end up being your Secret Santa.

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