Facebook Craze

Are you addicted to facebook? Here are some signs that you might be a facebook addict and they make great funny status ideas! Post one of these funny addicted to facebook signs as your facebook status and you’ll be sure to get likes and comments from your fb friends. These funny status ideas are all about being addicted to facebook and checking it all the time. Maybe you’re so used to liking statuses that you say ‘Like’ out loud in real life! Just copy and paste one of these free funny status ideas to your facebook page.

If your friend tells you their day has been awesome, and you respond by saying “Like” out loud… you just might be a Facebook addict.

Facebook is a crazy house. People poke each other all day, have an imaginary pet farm and talk to walls.

Signs you’re addicted to Facebook: Tucking the kids in to bed has been replaced by you screaming from your computer: GOOD NITE, SLEEP TIGHT, I LOVE YOU!

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Do you want to get a girls attention on facebook? Do you want to get her to like your status or comment on your wall post? Trying to get talking to a girl? Try using one of these funny, clever and witty chat up lines that will be sure to get their attention! Just copy and paste one of these status updates or wall posts on to your facebook. Post one of these on your crush’s wall or send it to them in a private message if you’re embarrassed!

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

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Here are some hilariously funny and witty status update ideas for you to use on facebook. These funny status ideas will definitely get likes and comments from your facebook friends. These are just a small selection of the great and awesome status ideas we have. If you’ve made up a funny status update or seen someone post a funny status that got loads of likes, leave a comment and share it with us!

Insert coin to view my status update.

my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

You know you are a Facebook addict when you wake up in the middle of the night to check it & then go back to sleep again.

I’m on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.

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