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Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
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Here are some really cute status ideas for your facebook about friends and friendship. If you have a best friend that you really love and you want to post a cute friendship status about them, try using one of these good status ideas on your fb. Just copy and paste the status you want to your facebook page. These cute statuses will get likes and comments on your page when you post them.
You’re the hot to my chocolate, the grass to my ground, the cone to my ice cream. You’re the petal to my rose and most of all you’re the Best to my friend
I believe God has many angels, which is the kind that heaven sends … I am surrounded by angels but I call them friends.
Friends are those that will tolerate you when you’re throwing tantrums, cry when you cry, laugh when you laugh, and those that will never leave you no matter what.
A TRUE FRIEND IS: someone who cares about what you have to say, who worries about you when you’re away, who loves you for who you are and who will protect u at all costs.
We’re not really sisters, but we’re sisters of the heart, and nothing shall ever tear our friendship apart!
A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Post one of these funny status updates on your facebook page on April Fools Day and make your friends laugh! On April Fools day there will be loads of silly status ideas on facebook, lots of your fb friends will be trying to fool each other with fake status updates. If you want to post a more witty, clever and funny status, try one of these. Maybe you’ll get an idea for a funny status update from these ones.
April Fools Day: the one day where every girl is pregnant.
wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave.
is quitting drinking today… April Fools!
is on watch for any high jinks, horseplay and/or shenanigans today. Don’t even think about it.
is not taking any “serious” Facebook status updates seriously today.
Facebook + April Fools Day = should be interesting.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
has been caught violating parole again… may not be able to update Facebook status for a while
won $750,000 on a scratchcard last night, no more work for me!!!!
you can’t fool a fool!