Facebook Rape Funny Status Update Prank Ideas
Here are some hilarious facebook status ideas for you to use when facebook raping your friends! All you have to do for this facebook prank, is wait until your friend or victim leaves their computer/laptop logged on to their facebook unattended. Then change their status to one of these very funny statuses! Just copy and paste it into their status update! They won’t know their status has been changed and there will be some very funny comments from their friends waiting for them when they get back to their computer!
didn’t realise how much fun you could have with a banana
has just made a massive brown mess in the bathroom
loves touching her boobies
is considering a sex change
will strip for a tenner and a cheeky smile
wishes to do it doggy style!
has an inflamed labia
just got the std tests back
is thinking about coming out the closet
has hit a new low after having a wank in McDonalds!
has smelly fingers
“just got raped”
OMG I CANT BELIEVE IM GOING TO BE A MUMMY
has just farted a used condom out her ass! what did i get up to last night!
has just fanny farted and it tickled!
has just popped a spot on his bellend!
my ass is bleeding from the raping I just got…
is feeling blue about his STI results
July 12th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
its cool
July 22nd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
that is some of the funnyest ideas
August 17th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I spent the night with dolph lundgren last night. Danged he big
August 30th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Change their middle name to fritzl-moat and post ‘JUST ORDERED MY JUSTIN BIEBER TICKETS <33333333' and change their birthday to the next day so they get hundreds of messages the next day haha
September 17th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
is it wrong that i got wet during my bikini wax?
November 10th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
is curently fraping my friend lol thx 4 da ideas
November 22nd, 2010 at 7:54 pm
I frape my friends fb’s all the time! lol…some of my fav frape statuses are;
1)<3's Dickins cider (dick in side her).
2)The op was a success(Then change their gender).
3)is at the local old folks home looking for a new boyfriend/girlfriend..
April 6th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
THANKYOU. My maate Jaames is gunna haave a suprise;) x
June 21st, 2011 at 6:13 pm
“I love my boobs”.
This is only funny if you frape a dude.
July 10th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
hah! just done on my friend – \”had a monster shit… left skidders!”
October 25th, 2011 at 11:12 pm
i just fraped my friend saying:
“A little toddler just ran into my ass and i was so shocked i farted in his face”
November 1st, 2011 at 12:12 pm
I used this one: The operation was a success, I will pass all day trying to lick my new boobs. I’m a ladyboy to dream of, <3.
February 5th, 2012 at 6:42 pm
Just looked down… I think I’m a boy!! (do this to a girl!!)
Woah!! I might just be a girl!! Thats what my tits say anyway!!
February 28th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
i didnt fall i was testing gravity. yup, still works XD