didn’t realise how much fun you could have with a banana
has just made a massive brown mess in the bathroom
loves touching her boobies
is considering a sex change
will strip for a tenner and a cheeky smile
wishes to do it doggy style!
has an inflamed labia
just got the std tests back
is thinking about coming out the closet
has hit a new low after having a wank in McDonalds!
has smelly fingers
“just got raped”
OMG I CANT BELIEVE IM GOING TO BE A MUMMY
has just farted a used condom out her ass! what did i get up to last night!
has just fanny farted and it tickled!
has just popped a spot on his bellend!
my ass is bleeding from the raping I just got…
is feeling blue about his STI results
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