Do you want to get a girls attention on facebook? Do you want to get her to like your status or comment on your wall post? Trying to get talking to a girl? Try using one of these funny, clever and witty chat up lines that will be sure to get their attention! Just copy and paste one of these status updates or wall posts on to your facebook. Post one of these on your crush’s wall or send it to them in a private message if you’re embarrassed!

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

I’ve been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can’t do it.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

You’re so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.