Funny & Clever Halloween Status Ideas For Facebook Updates

Here are some great ideas for your facebook status update this Halloween. There are some clever Halloween statuses made using special symbols which look really cool on facebook and some of these Halloween statuses are funny and amusing Halloween night status update ideas which will make your friends laugh! All of these status updates are free for you to use and you just have to copy and paste the one you want to your facebook profile. These Halloween status messages will be sure to get your friends interested and like and comment on it!

H☠A☠L☠L☠O☠W☠E☠E☠N☠

☾Have a M☆GICAL Halloween☽

She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take.

on the 31st of October 2010, beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.

is hoping that this Halloween, I don’t end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.

do others also ask for high fibre candy on Halloween, or am I just getting old?

forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but I’ll offer them a bite of my sandwich.

is wondering if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween?

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.

Hold on, man.  We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” or “forbidden” in the title.


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2 Responses to “Funny & Clever Halloween Status Ideas For Facebook Updates”

  1. marybrooke Says:

    trick or treat give me something good to eat if not i will por down your underwear

  2. deutch Says:

    swagggggggggggg

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