Funny Excuses For Facebook Status Update Ideas
Here are some funny amusing ideas for your facebook status update or to post on your friends wall! They are funny and silly excuses to use. Just copy and paste one you want to your facebook status!
really wishes he could but, I promised to help a friend fold road maps
really wishes she could but, I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out
really wishes she could but, I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary
really wishes she could but, I have to fulfill my potential
really wishes he could but, I have to stay home and wash my tongue
really wishes she could but, I swallowed my gold crown this morning, and I have to wait here until it comes out the other end
really wishes she could but, I’m teaching my ferret to yodel
really wishes she could but, I have to floss my cat
really wishes he could but, I want to spend more time with my blender