This is a really fun and funny game for your facebook status updates. This will generate a very funny sentence for you to post as your facebook status update based on your birthday and what colour top you are wearing. Your friends will think its funny and want to make their funny status sentence so make sure you tell them to come here!

All you have to do is pick your birthday and top colour from each category and then add them together.

For example, if your birthday was the 15th of April 1994 and you were wearing an orange shirt your status sentence would end up as: I licked a goat under your bed becuase my family thinks I’m stupid!

Generate your hilarious status sentence now and play this funny status game! Get your friends to make theirs as well. Leave a comment with your status sentence and show us what you got!

Pick the month you were born:
> January——- I kicked
> February—— I loved
> March——– I karate chopped
> April———- I licked
> May———- I jumped on
> June———- I smelled
> July———– I did the Macarena With
> August——– I had lunch with
> September—- I danced with
> October——- I sang to
> November—– I yelled at
> December—– I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1——- a birdbath
> 2——- a monster
> 3——- a phone
> 4——- a fork
> 5——- a snowman
> 6——- a gangster
> 7——- my mobile phone
> 8——- my dog
> 9——- my best friends
> 10——- my neighbor
> 11——- my science teacher
> 12——- a banana
> 13——- a fireman
> 14——- a stuffed animal
> 15——- a goat
> 16——- a pickle
> 17——- your mom
> 18——- a spoon
> 19——- a smurf
> 20——- a baseball bat
> 21——- an assassin
> 22——- Bruce Lee
> 23——- a noodle
> 24——- a squirrel
> 25——- a football player
> 26——- my sister
> 27——- my brother
> 28——- an iPod
> 29——- a surfer
> 30——- a homeless guy
> 31——- a camel

Pick the last number of the year you were born:
> 1——— In my car
> 2 ——— On your car
> 3 ———– In a hole
> 4 ———– Under your bed
> 5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill
> 7 ——— in an elevator
> 8———- at the dinner table
> 9 ——– In line at the bank
> 0 ——– in your bathroom

Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
> White——— because I am cool like that
> Black——— because that’s how I roll
> Pink———– because I’m NOT crazy
> Red———– because the voices told me to
> Blue———– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
> Green——— because I think I need some serious help
> Purple——— because I’m AWESOME!
> Gray———- because Big Bird said to
> Yellow——– because someone offered me $1,000,000
> Orange——– because my family thinks I’m stupid
> Brown——— because I can
> Other———- because I’m an assassin!
> None———- because I can’t control myself!