Facebook Craze

 is out clubbing this weekend. I’m going to beat my record of 12 baby seals.

tried to join a Tourette’s support group but they told me to piss off.

was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.

can’t even walk naked in his own back garden due to a hosepipe ban.

and his wife have drifted apart since buying a water bed.

is farting in a cathedral

is juggling hamsters

is bowling naked

is hugging a midget

is arm wrestling an octopus

went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely”.

is having a party in his pants.

has found love in facebook. She is from bangladesh and “wan day will reash amehica”.

has just made love with a sheep and hope it doesn’t reach facebook.

owns youtube, facebook, gmail, messenger and microsoft office. Now will you go out with me?

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One Response to “Funny Facebook Status Ideas”

1. Kelly Says:
   September 25th, 2011 at 10:43 pm

   none of them are funny…

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