Funny Halloween Facebook Status Updates
plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids shout “Trick or Treat”, jump out of the bushes and shout “Christmas is better”.
wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don’t solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.
hopes that this Halloween, I don’t end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.
wonders if he’s getting old, or if others also ask for high fibre candy only on Halloween?
forgot to buy candy for the kids but will offer them a bite of my sandwich.