Here are some funny, witty one liner halloween jokes. Ok, they’re not that funny, but they’ll still make great status updates on facebook and make your friends laugh! Copy and paste these halloween status updates to your facebook and you’ll be sure to get a lot of likes and comments on your status.
Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Becuase everyone was a goblin.
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
What is a vampires favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
What does Mrs Ghost serve for dessert? Ice scream.
What do fishermen say on Halloween? ‘Trick-or-trout!’
Why is Dracula so unpopular? Because he’s a pain in the neck!
What did the mother ghost say her children? ‘Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.’