Funny Party Drinking Status Update Ideas

new-years-eve-funny-party-drinking-status-updates-facebookHere are some great new years eve party and drinking status ideas for your facebook status updates which will make your friends laugh and are perfect for new years eve! These party and drinking quotes and hilarious and clever and will look great as your status update and everyone will comment on it. These funny statuses are perfect for using on new years eve when you’re at a party or after the party!

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Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.

My body is not a temple…it’s a distillery with legs.

thinks our friendship is bad for my liver.

i’m a little bit drink.

doesn’t drink and drive in case he hits a bump and spills his drink.

has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.

A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

take me drunk I’m home.

thinks that time flies when you’re having a drunken blackout.

wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do

Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!

The Bible’s full of wine. God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate hisSon’s birthday with!

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’sthe thirteenth or fourteenth.

I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.


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