dotn dirnk and udpate Fistbook statass.
Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.
My body is not a temple…it’s a distillery with legs.
thinks our friendship is bad for my liver.
i’m a little bit drink.
doesn’t drink and drive in case he hits a bump and spills his drink.
has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
take me drunk I’m home.
thinks that time flies when you’re having a drunken blackout.
wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do
Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!
The Bible’s full of wine. God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate hisSon’s birthday with!
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’sthe thirteenth or fourteenth.
I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.