If you want to make your facebook friends laugh and comment on your status, try using one of these funny sarcastic status updates. Just copy and paste one you want to use into your fb status update and post away!
utterly despises sarcastic Facebook Status Updates.
is going to write that down in my “Things I don’t give a crap about” notebook.
is hoping that the next big internet fad doesn’t involve getting to know our friends better.
How about never? Is never good for you?
is good at many things, none of which generate any income.
Dear people telling me what to do, don’t tell me what to do. Love, not your employee.
wants you to know that every time you make a “your mom” joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars.