‘Like This Status’ Chain Games Facebook Status Update Ideas
Here are more of the popular ‘like this status and’ & like my status and’ chain update games on facebook! You can use these ideas for status updates as your own and just copy and paste them onto your status update on facebook. These are fun ideas for like this status games on facebook. These are the newest status ideas around!
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like my status if you are in love
like this and I’ll tell you how I think you’ll die
like this and I’ll tell you what profession I think you will have
like this status and I will tell you why you’re on my friends list
like this status and I will tell you why you’re my friend
like this status and I will tell you what theme song I think suits you
like this status and I’ll rate out of 10 how pretty you are if you’re a girl, or how cool you are if you’re a guy.
like this status and I’ll tell you what celebrity you’re most like
like this status and I’ll tell you who you should be in a relationship with
like my status and I’ll tell you what I would say if someone asked me what I thought about you
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November 6th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
hey….you should make your site a LITTLE bit better (no offence) but it gets kinda boring…. again…(no offence)
November 7th, 2010 at 11:17 am
Like this status and I’ll write a paragraph about you!
November 7th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Like this status and I’ll say a word for each letter of ur name, like;
E-xcitable
M-agic
I-ndividual
L-oveable
Y-ampi :)
November 7th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
like this status and ill write you ah letter
November 11th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Like this status and ill whyy wasssuupp you!!
Why wassuuuppp goes lik this:
1st a person likes your status or comments on ittt
Then you post something similiar to this! For an example lets say jeremy likes my status… ill do:
Jeremy?? The awesome one? the one i sit by on the bus? the basketball player? The cute one?? The one i always joke wit>? tehone who laughs at al my jokess?? the one who is relle funny!!!! YA i know himm… why waassuuppp
November 15th, 2010 at 2:49 am
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November 16th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
u r one in me u r ma everythin then hw can i avoid u………….
November 19th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Like this status and i’ll write you a letter:
Dear______, You have a cute ________. If we were in a room together i would _______. Me and you should ________. If you hugged me i would _______. You are _______. i’d get your name tattooed on my _________.
and if you would like some people add “You have just been dared to post this as your status” to the end! have fun writing letters! :)
November 20th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Like this status and I’ll tell you which one of your profile pictures I like.
November 21st, 2010 at 2:01 am
like this status and i will share the best memory i have had with you.
November 21st, 2010 at 6:13 am
Like my status and I’ll tell you if i would marry,kiss, or kill you ;)
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:18 pm
“like this status and I’ll rate out of 10 how pretty you are if you’re a girl, or how cool you are if you’re a guy.”
Can’t a girl be cool and a guy pretty? Sexism just PISSES me off.
November 27th, 2010 at 2:10 am
You/your always…(Like to find out)
I made it up.
November 28th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
-Like My Status &Nd I’ll Tell Yuh A Secret In A MEssage : ]
Ex.
If Taylor Likes My Status
Subject:-My Status*
Message: My Secret: I Love Yuh To Death &Nd Have Known Yuh For The Longest &Nd I Never Wanna Lose Yuh : ]
Yuh Kan Write Anything yuh want in the message
November 28th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Like my status and I will rate you out of 10 on looks, personality and closeness.
December 2nd, 2010 at 11:40 pm
LIKE MY STATUS AND ILL TELL YOU IF I WOULD MARRY, DATE, OR PASS YOU
December 4th, 2010 at 8:10 am
Like my staus and i’ll tell u in what way do i turly love u in..
December 11th, 2010 at 5:49 am
How bout :
if we was snowed in we would : ” —– ”
yall Get it ?
December 22nd, 2010 at 1:16 am
Let’s play the number game! :)
Send me a number in a message, and I’ll post what I really think about you on my wall!
December 23rd, 2010 at 3:17 am
Report Card Time ! (like this)
Dress:
Personality:
Apperance:
Our Relationship:
……………The Love I Got For You : ___ %
December 24th, 2010 at 5:54 am
Kan peapl stuhhhp riten lyyk dis y’all
Thaank yhuuu bb turly! Nd…
YOU SEE I MADE MY POINT!
January 3rd, 2011 at 7:04 am
heres one
Inbox me 3 questions
1 silly question
1 serious question
and 1 personal question.
January 14th, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Are you cute??
Can you dress??
Should we chill someday??
Would I give you my number??
Would I marry you on facebook??
…Do I love or like you??
Would I kiss you??
Wat would I rate you1-10??
Like an ill tell you;)
January 20th, 2011 at 4:11 am
Truth is…..
ex.
friend likes it..
truth is youre my best friend and i love you.
January 20th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Like This & I’ll Tell Youu ALL Our Insiders. :) ( ONLY If We Have Insiders )
January 30th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
I’ll admit…
ex.
I’ll admit….
Like! :D
(Julie likes)
I’ll admit you are really pretty.
February 3rd, 2011 at 12:39 am
1st person to like my status – I will have your last name for week.
2nd person to like my status -I will poke you for a month .
3rd person to like my status – I will write i love you on your wall for 3days.
4th person to like my status – I will answer any question…
Copy & paste this to your status…if your brave
February 4th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Like My Status & Ill Tell You 1.) What I Think Of You 2.)What I hate About You
February 9th, 2011 at 2:32 am
how bout no scott ^^.
February 9th, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Like this status && I’ll grade you A thru F on how ahmazing you are.(:
February 16th, 2011 at 10:27 pm
like this status & i’ll put [purple] in the boxes :) ;
[ ] I loveyou.
[ ] I’ve liked you before.
[ ] I like you now.
[ ] You’re cute
…[ ] needa talk more.
[ ] needa chill.
[ ] I’d makeout with you.
[ ] I wanted to kiss you before.
[ ] I’d slap you.
[ ] I’m happy to have you in my life.
[ ] I don’t know you .
[ ] Ex.
[ ] Let’s try again
[ ] I miss you
[ ] We’re good friends
[ ] we’ve kissed beforeSee More
February 19th, 2011 at 2:27 am
Like this status and I will do absolutely nothing(:
February 20th, 2011 at 7:10 am
Like this status and i shall do nothing at all :D lol
February 20th, 2011 at 7:11 am
^^^^^^^^ jess&silvia amazing (:
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:47 pm
#LMS for an artist ;
-ChrisBrown = your cutee
-treySonqq = your sexey
-JustinBeiber = ewkk bixtch yuh qay
-Usherr = ii like you
…-soulja boy = you blazen my nigga/bixtch
-MichealJackson = iiloveeyouu ♥
-BrunoMarss = you iqht
-JasonDerulo = youh my bestfriend forr lifee
-katyPerry = who dah fCk is chuu
-NickMinaj = you gorqeouss
-Floriida = fCk you . . . ♥
February 25th, 2011 at 7:29 pm
like for a remember when..
ex. remember when we went to the mall and saw that guy..
February 28th, 2011 at 12:55 am
Like this and I’ll tell you whether i’d
Smash, pass or cuff ;)
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:08 am
Inbox me a question in the next 24 hours and i will answer in complete honesty ! but you only have 24 hours ! ready ? GO !
March 4th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
uhmmmmm… how bout like this status ad ill edit a photo of you… (:
March 7th, 2011 at 3:54 am
alexia simos loves luis machado search em on facebook <3
March 7th, 2011 at 3:55 am
kk
Like and ill answer:
r u cute :
do u have achance with me :
March 8th, 2011 at 1:15 am
like & i’ll tell yoou waht fruit reminds me of yoou .
March 8th, 2011 at 8:13 pm
like this status and il edit a picture of you:)
March 12th, 2011 at 11:48 pm
^^ thats not a real phone number…
March 13th, 2011 at 12:29 am
LETS BE REAL(LIKE)
March 13th, 2011 at 11:38 pm
Like for a picture of me & ______(:
March 16th, 2011 at 12:05 am
Like this status and i will write you a short letter :)
March 16th, 2011 at 10:51 pm
- i lovee thaat ;
- i hatee thaat ;
- i wishh thaat ;
& too be all the way reall ;
- # Likee !! ;
March 20th, 2011 at 12:06 am
* LiKE && i’LL RATE YOU : PRETTY , CUTE , HOT , OR UGLY (:
March 22nd, 2011 at 7:17 pm
I LIKE ……..(LIKE MY STATUS)
LIKE DA STATUS AND U ILL TELL U WAT I LIKE BOUT U
March 24th, 2011 at 6:33 am
“Like” :)
1. Would I get Drunk with you?
2. Hug, Kiss, or Diss?
3. Do I Trust You?
4. Share Bed, or On the floor?
…5. If you got kicked out would I go with you?
6. Friend, Best friend, or more than friends?
7. Love, Like, Dislike or Hate you?
8. Hot, Gorgeous, Alright or Ugly?
9. Would I go out with you?
10. Rate? 1 – 10
11 . Whats Your Name In My Phone ?
12 . Would i give You My Number ?
March 25th, 2011 at 12:41 am
like and i will dedicate a status to you!(;
March 25th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Add me on facebook
“NequaTheNinja” <—Veryy Awesomeee ! No StupiddMeannPeoplee Allowedd !
March 26th, 2011 at 4:36 am
First One to Lykee mha status ill write describe yew in 3 words on yewr wall. Second One to Lyke iLL marry yew fer a week haaa. Third One ill write ‘iLOve yew’ on yewr wall. FOurth persOn ill incLude yewr name in mha next status (x
((p.S addd me; http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001917156733 im cooool ; nd sweett ;D))
March 26th, 2011 at 6:48 am
like ; and ill tell you what i think of your default.
March 27th, 2011 at 4:12 am
*Like* this status, and I’ll “So I Met” Goes like this… “So I met this (Girl/Guy) named _______. He is so amazing and good at football. I really think you should meet him!” You can add more if you want too!
March 31st, 2011 at 3:04 am
Like my status and i will do nothing ;p
April 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 am
-&* [ Like ) For :
Do Yu Got Swaqq?
Are Yu Important To Me?
Do I Love You?
Do Yu Got Style ?
Wuld I Miss Yu If You Died ?
Cute , Pretty , Sexie ?
Add Me At facebook.com/elizabeth.isabella.johnston
April 5th, 2011 at 1:37 am
Like this status & i will say truth is…
April 5th, 2011 at 4:46 am
Like;D
1. Love or hate?
2. Smash or pass?
3. Rate 1-10
4. My Favorite thing about you.
5. Least Favorite.
6. Something i have always wanted to tell you?
April 5th, 2011 at 11:28 pm
Like this status and I’ll write something I like about you on your wall ♥
April 6th, 2011 at 1:37 am
If we lived together we’d:
[ ] Argue
[ ] F***k 24/7
[ ] Get it on once in awhile
[ ] Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast
[ ] Watch movies late at night
[ ] Prank Call People
[ ] Pranks each other
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Party
[ ] We’d Never Live In The Same House
[ ] Shop
[ ] Play games
[ ] Read bedtime stories
[ ] Cook whatever we felt like eating together
[ ] Get on each other’s nerves
[ ] Who are you
like it!! ;D
April 6th, 2011 at 3:50 am
tbh; like it<3
April 8th, 2011 at 5:19 pm
need a new husband?wife on fb!.
” so will u MARRY ME”?
POST ” i do” on my wall
April 9th, 2011 at 12:26 am
if i was told i would die in 2 days i would want to……. with yu like and i’ll fill in the rest
April 10th, 2011 at 7:59 am
like my status and i’ll tell you what i think of you as sometimes :P
April 12th, 2011 at 2:00 am
Like this for
A confession yuh never heard before
April 12th, 2011 at 4:37 am
@Alicia: No offense, but you should check your spelling.
April 13th, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Like
would i catch a bullet for u
would i date u or just hit it and quit it
smack, cute, ugly, or beautiful
would i miss u if u died
do i love u as a friend or more than a friend
April 19th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
like and i will put ma ipod oan shuffle an tell yhu wot song comes oan!!! :D:D:D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
April 19th, 2011 at 4:25 pm
LMS for a truth iss
or LMS for a riddle
April 19th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
LMS for a
why wassup?
Example:
Edward,the one who sits behind me, the really strong, muscular one, the one who’s a vampire, no iv never heard of him, why, wassup?
April 20th, 2011 at 1:18 am
hey people
April 22nd, 2011 at 10:05 am
Like this status and I will post something on your wall
April 22nd, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Like And Meh Tell You
YES OR NO ANSWERS ONLY!
I _ You?
Love:
Like:
Hate:
Kissed:
Hugged:
Missed:
We Have _ Together
Laughed:
Smiled:
Kids:
Lets____Together?
Watch A Movie:
Not Do Anything:
Run In The Rain:
Have Lunch:
Play Soccer:
Tell Secrutes:
April 23rd, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Like.!
1st person: Can pick out my new profile picture.(:
2nd person: I will write you a note on your wall.(;
3rd person: I’ll post a rate from 1-10 on your wall. :D
4th person: I’ll post “I Love You” on your wall for three days. ;D
5th person: You can inbox me any question & I’ll answer it truthfully. xD
April 24th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
you are
[] cute
[] ok
[] fine
[] ugly
If we went out we would
[] keep it a secret
[] let everyone know
[] kiss in public
[] i would never go with you
I wish we could
[] hangout
[] stay friends
[] be together
[] nothing
April 27th, 2011 at 2:24 am
If you have a Facebook .then like my status…
April 27th, 2011 at 10:49 pm
Howw abouut …
Like for the best memory together (:
April 27th, 2011 at 11:29 pm
[Like] for…
First Impression:
Favorite Memory:
Smash or pass:
Rate 1-10:
…If you asked me out:
April 28th, 2011 at 4:13 pm
If I Get 100 Likes I Will Dye My Hair Blue Green Orange And Red, And I Will Prance Around Town;)!
May 2nd, 2011 at 11:22 pm
like my status and ill answer the following..
1.would i go out with you?
2.how close are we 1-10?
3.would i kiss you?
4.have i liked you before?
5.hot,cute,pretty,ugly?
6.be married on facebook?
May 4th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
How far would i go with you
[] just friends
[] marry you
[] relationship maybe marry
[] one night stand
How long do i think our relatiionship would last
[] week(s)
[] month(s)
[] year(s)
[] wouldn’t have one
You are
[] pretty
[] ok
[] ugly
[] beautiful
May 6th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
I know..
Like and I’ll answer:
-Have I ever loved you?
-Do I think your hot?
-Best Feature:
-How long have I known you?
-What do I consider you as?
-Rating out of 10?
-Personality out of 10?
-Do I find you funny?
-Would I ever consider dating you?
May 8th, 2011 at 4:10 am
lms ;
[] i’d kiss you. :)
[] i’d hug you.
[] i’d punch you.
[] WHY DID YOU LIKE THIS STATUS?!
…[] your beautiful♥
[] your my baby. Hehe ;’D
[] cute.
[] i’d text you.
[] I love you♥
[] i hate you.
[] sexy.
[] bestfriend.
[] i have a small crush on you..
[] i would nevr talk to u
May 8th, 2011 at 5:53 am
truth is… (like)
May 8th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
- L i k e ;
Truth is ;
[] I love Youu
[] I hate youu
[] Ur Ma Bestie
[] I don’t Knoe You
[] Hmu , We Dont Talk Much .
We Are ;
[] Friends
[] Besties
[] Bf and Gf
[] Strangers
[] More Than Friends
[] ____________ . (Put Anything Else )
I ______ ;
[] Miss youu
[] Love Youu
[] Hate Youu
[] Adore Youu
[] Want Youu
[] Have Youu
[] Don’t Knoe Youu
[] Wnna Get To Knoe You
I’d ____ Youu ;
[] Hug
[] Kiss
[] Cuff
[] Slap
[] Date
[] Make Out With
[] Text
[] Cuddle With
[] Chill With
Rate ;
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
[] Youu Broke Ma Scale .
Note ;
May 9th, 2011 at 2:38 am
Like this status if I’ve ever made you smile :)
May 9th, 2011 at 2:41 am
Truth is…like this status to find out!
May 9th, 2011 at 2:44 am
heres 3 ideas:
1) Like this status and I’ll describe you in 1 word on your wall.
2) Like this status if you think I’m a good friend. Comment if we have had good memories together. Poke me if you want to hang out soon.
3) Like this status for a poke war!
May 11th, 2011 at 3:53 am
Like my status and you win nothing! :)
June 13th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Like This Status and I’ll Rate How,
Pretty:
Handsome:
Cute:
Sexy:
Sweet:
Faithful:
Funny:
Friendly:
June 14th, 2011 at 2:34 am
Likkee Thiss Status If Youu Gott Swagg! :D
June 17th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Like For A Confession
then for every like someone has to post a confession they have on there own wall.
it can be something goofy or something serious you have to get off your shoulder. Examples:
Confession 1: I’m afraid of spiders
Confession 2: I’m shy, until you get to know me.
Confession 3: I hate being alone most the time.
and so on, u just do how every many Confessions that you get likes
June 19th, 2011 at 11:32 am
Like this Status if you think I’m sexy ;)
June 19th, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Like my status && I’ll get a notification.
June 21st, 2011 at 2:46 am
How about “Like this status and I’ll LIKE ALL of your profile pictures
June 22nd, 2011 at 2:31 am
1st one to like mah status i will make yhu a sign!
2nd one to like i will write i luv yhu for a week!
3rd one to like i will give yhu mah number#
4th one to like i will mention yur name in a status!
( Made this one up!)
Add me on facebook!
http://www.facebook.com/#!/
June 22nd, 2011 at 6:34 am
Like this and I will tell you yes or no to:
1. How we met ..
2. Your name in my phone ..
3. Best feature ..
4. Like ..
5. Dislike ..
6. Would I give you my number..
7. To be honest ..
June 22nd, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Like this and I will give you a nickname.:)
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Like It(:
If we had a baby it’d be a:
[] Boy ♂
[] Girl ♀
We would name it:
How we made it?
[] condom broke
[] didn’t pull out in time
[] on purpose ♥
[] was drunk
[] RAPE!!!! lol jk(:
[] just happened
What would we do?
[] abortion :’(
[] keep it :)
[] adoption :/
Our relationship would be?
[] together ♥
[] on&off :/
[] divorced -_-
[] breakup </3
[] friends w/ benefits
June 23rd, 2011 at 9:17 pm
15 likes ill do it :)
1 -Someone I Miss :
2 -Someone I’ll Die For :
3 -Someone I Have The Most Fun W/ :
4 -Someone Cute Who Liked Thiss :
……5 -Best Friend
:6 -Fake Person
:7 -Someone I Love To Death
8 -Someone I Used To Have A Crush On
:9 -Someone Who Need To HMU :
10 -Two People I Love :
11 -Someone Who I Hate :
12: The last person ive seen thats liked this
June 24th, 2011 at 4:08 am
Like this status and ill Tell you what i would do with you for a hour!(:
June 24th, 2011 at 8:19 am
1.smash or Pass ?
2.would i take you on a date ?
3.are you important to me ?
4.would i let you lay next to me ?
5.would i take a bullet for you ?
6.will i marry you on facebook ?
7.wat do i think about your profile picture ?
8.would i give you my number ?
9.will i txt you ?
10.will i make a fan sign for you ?
11.wat song would i dedicate to you ?
12.would i consider dating you ?
13.would i let you meet my parents ?
14.could i trust you with my life ?
15.if we had kids how many would we have ?
16.would i think of takin a picture wit you ?
17.would i let you go in my room ?
18.do i see you in my future ?
19.would i ever rite you a poem ?
20.do i want you to post this as your status so i could like it ?
June 24th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Like my status for
Hi,my name is…
June 27th, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Like, and I’ll tell you what award you deserve!
June 29th, 2011 at 1:55 am
LIKE THISZ STATUSZ ANN ILL ANSWERR—
WORDSZ AFTERR SEXX–
[] ummmm.
[] second rouund !
[] WTF !
[] lmao !
[] never aqain
[] speechless.
[] dayyuumm !
[] keep qoinq !
[] more then three times
IF WE KISSED IT WOULD BE A–
[] peck.
[] freakish one (;
[] slow makeout
[] i wouldnt kiss you.
[] real quick kiss on the cheeks.
YOURR–
[] bomb !
[] cutee.
[] alright.
[] not my typeee.
[] uqlyyyyy
June 30th, 2011 at 5:06 pm
like and ill say one word to describe u
July 2nd, 2011 at 6:47 am
I would 100% want to:
Smash or Pass?:
Date or Hate?:
Text?:
Sext?:
Make love?:
July 3rd, 2011 at 4:29 am
Like this status and i’ll write you a letter: Dear______, You have a cute ________. If we were in a room together i would _______. Me and you should ________. If you hugged me i would _______. You are _______. i’d get your name tattooed on my _________.
July 3rd, 2011 at 3:45 pm
http://www.facebook.com/#!/miss.ahmayzingxD
ADD ME . (:
July 6th, 2011 at 1:09 am
LIKE
REPORT CARD TIME
Looks = []A []B []C []D []F
Personality = []A [] B []C []D []F
Swag/dress = []A []B []C []D []F
………Our relationship = []A []B []C []D []F
……Date = []Yes []No []Maybe(;
Hangout = []Yes []No []Maybe(:
Awesome= [] Yes [] No .
Friends= []Yes []No [] iDK
Should you post this as your status= []Yes []no []maybe
July 7th, 2011 at 2:40 am
LMS ♥
I LIKE YOUR:
() eyes
() smile :)
() personality
…() hair
() face
()style
YOU & ME ARE :
() strangers
() best friends ♥
() friends
() fb friends
YOU SHOULD:
() text me
() put this as your status so i can like it
()hang out with me
IF U KISSED ME I WOULD :
() kiss u back :)*
() punch/slap u -.-
() walk away confused
() be surprised :O
() never will happen ! (:
July 7th, 2011 at 3:27 am
I must admit:
[] you’re bad
[] you’re pretty.
[] you’re funny.
[] you’re adorable.
[] you’re cute.
[] you make me smile.
[] I love you.
[] I miss you.
[] you’ve made me mad.
[] we need to hangout.
[] we need to talk more.
[] I would kiss you.
[] I would hug you.
[] I would date you.
[] I would marry you.
[] you need to make this your status so I can like it.
July 7th, 2011 at 3:39 am
U Aree My ____!
[] B A E ♥
[] B U D D Y
[] Boyfriendd ♥
…[] B E S T F R I E N D : ))
[] Little Secrett ; )
[] Flirting Buddiie
[] One Of my Favoritee People.
[] Ex-Lover
[ ] F R I E N D : )
[] Textingg Buddiee/
[] A S S O C I A T E
[] S I S T E R/B R U T H A ♥
[] S T R A N G E R – - -
[] N O T H I N : (
July 7th, 2011 at 7:43 pm
LMS;
For Your Best Feature And A Leeedo’ Heart <3
July 7th, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Like for
Like:
Dislike:
Change?
July 7th, 2011 at 10:34 pm
[] senior – Badd
[] junior – Sexxy
[] sophmore – Finee
[] freshman – dateable
[] 8th grade – cute
[] 7th grade – alright
[] 6th grade – decent
[] 5th grade – your okay
[] 4th grade – your not cute, but not ugly
[] 3rd grade – rough:/
[] 2nd grade – no thanks
[] kindergarten – pass
[] Pre. K – please stop! Class dismissed
July 8th, 2011 at 9:59 pm
Q & A
#inbox
July 9th, 2011 at 2:49 am
LMS 4:
an honest rate;
cuff or duff;
smash or pass;
do i love you;
favorite memory;
you are my;
July 9th, 2011 at 5:39 am
Add Myy Facebookk Paqeee Everybodyy’s Welcomee Too Go && Add Mee I’ll Acceptt Everyy Sinqqlee One Off Youu Guysz && Girlszz :]
Email: alemartinez1656@yahoo.com
July 9th, 2011 at 9:54 pm
Like(:
( ) i love you
( ) i hate you
( ) i wanna date you
( ) your my bestfriend
( ) you are my boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) your cute
( ) your hot
( ) your sexy
( ) your ugly
( ) your fuglyy
July 10th, 2011 at 8:18 am
Like for a goodnightt! <3
July 10th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
like for
[] I like your hair .
[]I like your eyes .
[]I like your laugh .
…[] I like your smile .
[] I like your everything .
[] I love you .
[] I hate you .
[] Your cute . acctually adorable
[] I had a crush on you .
[] I have a crush on you .
[] I’d date you . if you were gay
[] We should chill .
[] Inbox me .
[] Best Friends .
[] We should talk more .
July 12th, 2011 at 1:46 am
<3 :)~*L!K3*~(: <3 and I will Inbox you What I like, love, hate, aand if your cute/pretty, ugly/fugly, hott/fioneeee, or nice/okayy
July 12th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
@Indigo’s comment regarding “sexism”: I firmly believe that the statement “like this and I’ll rate the girls how pretty they are and the guys how cool they are…” was written by a straight male so he indicated that he would rate the females based on appearance and the males based on personality…again, because he is straight! There is no sexism to be found there. Choose your battles wisely when commenting nonsense.
July 13th, 2011 at 1:02 am
LMS2kno what yhuee iz!
___________is the best___ i kno
you fill in the first blank with a name,and the second with what their talent is.
EXAMPLE:China is the best fighter i kno.
July 13th, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Like This And I’ll Tell yhu who u shld be in a relationship With <3 <3
July 13th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
@kelsey : I AGREE 100%
July 14th, 2011 at 12:18 am
Add me on FB I’ll approve yamileth.0704@hotmail.com
July 16th, 2011 at 12:38 am
When I first saw you I was like..
[] Ugly.
[] Nasty.
[] Sexy.
[] Adorable
…[] Your Alright.
[] Your Cute/Pretty
[] Whoaa , Wassuhp ? (;
Would I Date You ?
[] In A Heart Beat ♥
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] Already Did
Best Feature:
[] Eyes
[] Smile
[] Personality
[] Body
[] Everything
[] I Don’t Know
[] Other:
Rate:
[] 1-4
[] 5-7
[] 8-10
[] Broke My Scalee
July 16th, 2011 at 11:57 pm
Like, for tbt.(:
(Truth Be Told)
July 17th, 2011 at 2:35 pm
like my status and i will comment on my favorite pic of you.
like my status and i will write a story on your wall about how you will end up in the future.
Like my status and I will do absolutley nothing ;)
Like my status and i will post a song on your wall that reminds me of you.
Like my status and i will tell you what i really think about you.
Like my status and i will tell you what celebrity you remind me of the most.
July 17th, 2011 at 8:01 pm
#LiiKe
Cartoon character yhu remind me of…
[]Sponqebob
[]Squidward
[]Freddie
[]Timmy
[]Vicky
[]Tootie
[]Mr.Krabs
[]Danny Phantom
[]Curious Georqe
[]Arthur
July 19th, 2011 at 2:43 am
1.) Share my bed, or kick your ass on the floor.
2.) Like you, crushin’ on you, hate you.
3.) Kiss, Hug, Diss?
4.) You are my….
…5.) I wish we…..
6.) I loved when we….
[ ] Pretty, Gorgeous, Beautiful.
[ ] Trust you.
[ ] Love talking to you.
[ ] Would date you.
[ ] Not my type.
[ ] Crushed on you before.
And for fun, a confession! (:
July 19th, 2011 at 10:32 pm
LMS for what possition wud i fuck u in ;)
July 20th, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Like<3
1st; Truth is,
2nd; Remember When,
3rd; Like,Dislike,
4th; Rate 1-10
5th; You are my ______
6th; Ask me a question, (I answer honestly;*)
7th; Smilie face to discribe you?
8th; I rly think….
9th; I;ll write you a story
10th; I'll write on your wall;*
July 20th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
like my status if you think im cute.
comment if you love me.
poke me if you would date me (:
July 20th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
- 10 likes , I’ll Answer These…
First Gf/Bf :
Someone I Dated That LMS :
Favorite Quote :
First Kiss :
Someone Cute Who LMS :
Someone I’m Texting Right Now :
Some I Kissed That LMS :
Favorite Color :
Someone I Used To Have A Crush On :
Favorite Celebrity :
July 21st, 2011 at 6:52 am
like
for a rate:
what i like about you:
would i date you:
the truth:
Would I marry you on facebook:
Hug, Kiss, or Diss:
what i think of your default:
Smash or pass:
First Impression:
if you made me smile:
are you important to me:
July 21st, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Like&FindOutt (:
What would I grade you ?
()50-59% F
()60-69% D
()70-79% C
…..()80-89% B
..)90-100% A
Would I date you ?
()Yes.
()Nope.
()Maybe (:
()Cute, but nah.
()Not saying.
() I AM STRAGHT
You are. . .
()Beautiful.
()Gorgeous.
()Cute.
()Alright.
()Ugly.
()Sexy.
You should. . .
()Marry me on Facebook.
()Be mine.
()Post this as your status.
()Stop being a stranger
July 21st, 2011 at 4:44 pm
Like my status for a fact about me and opinion about you ♥
PS . add me ^___^
http://www.facebook.com/TheOfficialNESSA
July 21st, 2011 at 11:08 pm
Sex where?
[]Shower.
[]Table.
[]Against the wall.
[]Bed.
…[]Everywhere!
[]Nowhere.
How:
[]Raw.
[]Freaky.
[]Slow and romantic.
[]Quick and simple.
[]Touch me and you die.
Position:
[]You on top.
[]Doggy style.
[]69.
[]Keep your distance..
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:01 am
Lms For A Goodnight On Your Wall
[If Your Special Your Get A Smiley Face]
July 22nd, 2011 at 4:47 am
like my status and ill marry you for a week and ill tell you how hawt you iis(:
July 22nd, 2011 at 5:02 am
Add me on FB! I accept M O S T L Y everyone.
email: karenyangel15@gmail.com
July 22nd, 2011 at 8:09 am
Like My Status and I’ll slap you in the face
:)
July 22nd, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Lms &nd I’ll post a <3 on your wall (:
July 23rd, 2011 at 4:20 pm
^ you are lame. and all these are lame. you obviously spend too much time on Facebook.
July 23rd, 2011 at 8:06 pm
- If I Saw You Naked, I Would _____ .
[] stare :o
[] ( Drake ‘ voice ) Damnnn !
[] get naked 2 ,
…[] close my eyes -.-
[] walk out the room ,
[] make a weird face :{
[] touch on you ♥
[] close door & curtains
[] ask you what you wanna do (;
[] say have been working out ,
[] try & take a picc ,
[] huge smile ,
[] un – buckle my belt & say i been waiting .
July 24th, 2011 at 6:29 am
-*confession timee ; _*likee*_
July 25th, 2011 at 1:28 am
lms for~
marry, date, or pass:
1-10:
memory:
cute/ugly:
nice/mean:
real/fake:
July 25th, 2011 at 6:49 am
Inbox me 3 questions!
1 silly question
1 serious question
and 1 personal question.
ex (someone messages you)
1. why did the chicken cross the road.
2. would you date me.
3. have you had yourperiod?
July 25th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Like and ill answer: ( will not fit as ONE status)
1. Do U Have A Chance With Me:
2. Date or Pass:
3. Smash or Pass:
4. Hug or Kiss:
5. Chill or Ditch:
6. Friend, Best friend, or more than friends?
7. Love, Like, Dislike or Hate you?
8. Hot, Gorgeous, Alright or Ugly?
9 . Whats Your Name In My Phone ?
1O. Would i give You My Number ?
11. Truth –
12. Like :
13. Dislike :
14. Would i let you go in my room ?
15. Would i marry you on facebook ?
16. What do I think Of When I say Your Name :
17. You Are My ?
18. Cuff or Duff-
19. Do I see You In My Future ?
2O. Rate -
July 25th, 2011 at 6:33 pm
like for a turn on turn off
this is how it goes for every like you get you must post a turn on turn on off for guys && girls you have to post it on your wall enjoy posting turn ons && turn offs. (:
July 26th, 2011 at 12:14 am
5 likes &’ ill tell youu
Whoo GotThaa Cutest Facee :
Tha Prettiest Eyess :
Tha Best Bodyy Ivee Seen :
Tha Nicest Hairr :
Whoo Smells Thaa Best :
Whoo i Think is Flammee :
5 Prettiest Girls :
5 Sexiest Dudess :
July 26th, 2011 at 4:16 am
LMS:
1. How We Met :
2. Your Name In My Contacts :
3. Have I Ever Liked You/I still do
4. Who You Are To Me :
\5. What I Like About You :
6. What I Dislike About You :
7. My Favorite Memory :
8. My First Impression Of You :
9. How Close You Are To Me :
10. Do I Challenge You To Put This As Your Status:yess(:
July 26th, 2011 at 7:06 am
Like if your 18 & Over
July 26th, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Lms and ill confess somthing to you nd ill tell you the whole truth.
July 26th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
inbox me a # & a question & i’ll post the honest answer :)
July 27th, 2011 at 1:29 am
like for a shag
July 27th, 2011 at 12:13 pm
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?
()KISS ME
()SMEX ME
()CHILL WITH ME
()PARTY WITH ME
()MARRY ME
IF WE GOT MARRIED WHERE WOULD POST IT? (FACEBOOK DUH)
()FACEBOOK
()MYSPACE
()TWITTER
HOW WOULD WE SPEND OUR DATE?
()BEACH
()CONDO
()PENTHOUSE
SMASH OR PASS?
()SMASH
()PASS
()CUFF
July 27th, 2011 at 3:02 pm
add me http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002032409051
July 27th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
there good you should put some new ones on :Dx
July 28th, 2011 at 2:33 am
Like my status , Im Going To Play A Game Called ” I Guess ” & I Have To Guess The Following About You:
-Age :
-Height :
-Virgin or Not :
-Single or Taken :
-Favorite Color :
-Favorite Sport :
-Then After , You Comment & Tell Me If It Was Close :)
( Add Me On FB http://www.facebook.com/asinaa.nguyen ]
July 28th, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Like this and I’ll do this
[] i would hang around with you
[] i would date you
[] I love you
[] I like you
[] i want your number
[] your my bf/gf type :)
[] give you half of the bed
You’re
[] Beautiful
[] alright
[] ugly
Rate out of 100:
[]10
[]20
[]30
[]40
[]50
[]60
[]70
[]80
[]90
[]100
July 29th, 2011 at 1:35 am
Like this status and I’ll describe you beginning with the first letter from your first name :)
July 29th, 2011 at 8:31 am
If i get 50 likes i will do a remake video of the sundrop commercial :D haha
July 30th, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Like this and I’ll do this
[] i would hang around with you
[] i would date you
[] I love you
[] I like you
[] i want your number
[] your my bf/gf type :)
[] give you half of the bed
You’re
[] Beautiful
[] alright
[] ugly
Rate out of 100:
[]10
[]20
[]30
[]40
[]50
[]60
[]70
[]80
[]90
[]100
July 30th, 2011 at 11:46 pm
SORRY BUT I’M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
LOADING… ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Post this to 1O people’s walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you’re an amazing friend :D ♥
July 31st, 2011 at 1:23 am
LMS for TBH
like my status for toBEhonest. ;)
August 1st, 2011 at 5:31 am
COMMENTT :)
] Marvin’s Room – I Miss You
[] Motivation – You’re Sexy
[] Super Bass – I Have A Crushh On You
[] How To Love – We Should Be Together
[] Racks On Racks – HMU More
…[] I’m On One – I’d Kick It With You
[] Roll Up – I Care About You Alot
[] Say Goodbye – I Dont Mess With You
[] Yo Excuse Me Miss – Idk You But You’re Cute
[] In The Morning – Wouldnt Mind Waking Up Next To You
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:11 am
Hey peeps! Add me on facebook!! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000053466028&sk=info
August 2nd, 2011 at 4:43 am
First Person 2 Like this Can Hack me :)
August 2nd, 2011 at 4:29 pm
like for a song that reminds me of you. (:
August 2nd, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Like my statLMS: And I will Fill This out.
[ ] I loveyou.
[ ] I’ve liked you before.
[ ] I like you now.
[ ] You’re cute
……[ ] needa talk more.
[ ] needa Hang out.
[ ] I wanted to kiss you before.
[ ] I’d slap you.
[ ] I’m happy to have you in my life.
[ ] I don’t know you .
[ ] Ex.
[ ] Let’s try again
[ ] I miss you
[ ] We’re good friends
[ ] Your Pretty
[ ] Your Beautifulusss :
August 5th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
Hey all the guys from 13-15 add Tiffani as a facebook friend :D (i wanna see her face when she gets a bunch of random friend request!!
Tiffani Klein From Miami Beach, Florida
August 6th, 2011 at 6:35 am
#Likee:D♥
-If we kissed I would
[] Kiss back♥(;
[]Wipe my lips ;p
[] Blush^,♥
……[] Smile(:
[] Push you off!!(:,-
[] Write on my wall♥
[] Make this yo status(:
-We Should
[] hang out(:
[] Get high(x
[] Party♥
[] Get wasted(;
[] Get Together♥
August 6th, 2011 at 6:47 am
Just like.
1. How old do you look:
2. Do I want your number:
3. Your name on my phone:
4. Do I like your profile picture:
……………..5. to me you are:
6. Would I date you:
7. Rate 1-10:
8. Do I love you:
9. Scale 1-10 how much you
mean to me:
10. Would I die for you :
11. Should you post this on your
wall so i can like it:
August 6th, 2011 at 6:51 am
( LMFS ]..?
1) How Oldd Youu’ Lookk:
2) Are Youu’ Feo/Fea:
3) Do iLike Your Profile Picturee:
4) First Thouqhtt Abouhtt Youu’:
………5) Best Feature:
6) Would iEver Date Youu’:
7) Do iStill Thinkk Abouhtt Youu’:
8) iCall Youu’:
9) Yourr Namee Inn My Phone:
10) Truth Iss:
11) iThink:
12) iConsider Youu’:
13) Are Youh’ Importantt To Mehh:
14) Rate 1-10:
August 6th, 2011 at 8:47 pm
For each person that likes this status, I’ll go randomly into your albums.
[comment & like] the amount of photos, based on number of likes.
August 7th, 2011 at 3:35 pm
#Like?
I would stereotype you as:
Indie[]
Goth[]
Emo[]
Chav[]
Scene[]
Loser[]
Once I got to know you I thought you were:
[]Pretty Banging
[] A good person to be around
[]Beautiful
[]Still a looser
[]Your alright
I hope to stay ____ in the future:
How we are now []
More than friends []
Nowhere near you []
August 7th, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Lk my status and ill tell you which smiley reminds me of ya
August 8th, 2011 at 3:11 am
Talk LYKE thys & I’ll gladly punch you in da face ;)
August 8th, 2011 at 4:47 am
add me then lets talk http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1373580882
August 9th, 2011 at 12:15 am
Like my status & i’ll post ” Sex ” on your wall.’♥
August 9th, 2011 at 4:29 am
Like my status and I’ll tell you why I fucking hate you.
August 9th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Lms For
i think your
1.[]you cute
2.[]you sexy
3.[]you aight
4.[]you smack
5.[]you ugly
6.[]why you even like this status?
7[]boy/girl boo bye
8.[]who is you?
rate you
1-2
3-5
6-8
9-10
0-you aint nothin to me
truth is
…….
you ___ to me
1.[]special
2.[]important
3.[]nice
4.[]everything
5.[]mean
6.[]nothing
7.[]you can unlike this status and keep it movin
8.[]aint a damn thing
Remeba When
……
LIIKEEE!!!
August 9th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
first 20 to like gets a truth is and a letter from me:)
August 10th, 2011 at 5:37 am
LMS and i will call you…
August 10th, 2011 at 5:40 am
i do have quite a bit though.
August 10th, 2011 at 5:41 am
wanna count, there’s more than 3! no kiddin….lol
August 10th, 2011 at 5:41 am
hey guys! here I am again!
August 10th, 2011 at 5:41 am
and again…
August 10th, 2011 at 5:42 am
and again….lol
August 10th, 2011 at 10:51 am
(lms)
and welll nothing \
August 10th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
Add Mee On FaceeBook http://www.facebook.com/ClaudiaLovessDamian
August 11th, 2011 at 7:09 am
likeee ♥
You are like _______ from Jersey Shore ;
[] Snooki : Short & Crazy:3
[x] Pauly D : Funny ♥
….[] Mike : The Boss & Retarded.
[x] Sammi : Pretty
[x] J Wow : Nice :)
[] Ronnie : Crazy & Buff ;D
[x] Vinny : Cute & Sweet ♥
[x] Deena : A Good Time (:
[] Angelina : Nobody Likes You! >:O
thiss is a good onee and ik lots moree but dont feel likee postingg themm haha (:
August 11th, 2011 at 10:19 pm
LIKE AND ILL! EAT YOU!
August 11th, 2011 at 11:26 pm
#LMS <3
Rate
Likee
Dislike
Kiss Or Diss
Smashh Or Pass
August 13th, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Like My Status &
I’ll rape your wall ;)
August 13th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
add me on facebook there for a wee chat if yano what a meean;0;0;0;0;0;0;0;;0
August 13th, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Like and ill slap you(;
August 13th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
you suck balls
August 13th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
“So i just Realized that i ‘LOved’ you but i was NEVER ‘In Love’ with you.”
August 14th, 2011 at 4:10 am
Like this status aand ill give you a letter and you have to post a status saying I got letter __.
Then you have to write, something good, something bad, something yummy, something gross, and a persons name all starting with that letter..
For e.g:
I got the letter C.
Something good: Cake
Something bad: Cancer
Something yummy: Cookies
Something gross: Cooties
Persons name: Carrie :)
August 15th, 2011 at 7:09 am
Lms<3
you are:
{}My Buddy
{} My homie
{} My Hubby/Wifey
{} My hoe
I:
[] Love You:(
[] wanna kiss you(;
[] Wanna be friends
[] wanna talk(:
We make:
() Memories(:
() Jokes
() Love<3
() Babies(;
Let's:
| | Talk
| | Get Close
| | Be friends
| | Kiss(:
| | Head to my room(;
Ratee:
1-10
11-20
21-30
31-40
41-50
51-60
61-70
71-80
81-90
91-100
August 15th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Lms –
1. iThinkk Youu Areee —
2. Besst feautureee ^.^ –
3. Woorsf feaaturee –
4. Would iEverr qoo out w| youuu —
5. Whaat Aree Youu Tooo Mee –
6. iThinkkk –
7. Ratee –
8. Aree youu iMportaant to mee —
9. First thouqhht about youu –
1O. Doo iLovee youu –
August 16th, 2011 at 2:57 pm
Lms (guys only) 1. How Cute Are You?
[] 10
[] 20
[] 30
[] 40
…………………[] 50
[] 60
[] 65
[] 70
[] 80
[] 90
[] 100
2. Would I Date you?
[]Of Course ;D
[] Cute But Not my type.
[] Maybe;)
[] Nah
[] Already have
3. What Level Are You On?
[] No comment
[] Beautiful
[] fine as hell :)
[] Pretty
[]Cute ♥
[] Okay
[] Ugly
4. You Should:
[] make me a sandwich ♥
[] get out of my life
[] Post this as your status
[]Text/Call Me.
August 16th, 2011 at 4:48 pm
like if i have ever made you smile :D
August 17th, 2011 at 3:42 am
Who can see the “O”? Who is Genius ?
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQOQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQOQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
Like it if u found ‘O’……
August 21st, 2011 at 6:01 pm
How much are you worth my time♥*?
[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5)̲̅$̲̅|
[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1o)̲̅$̲̅|
[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅2ο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅|
[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5ο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅|
[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅|
How much do I love you?
[] ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
[] ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
[] ♥ ♥ ♥
[] ♥ ♥
[] ♥
How good of friends are we?
[]:) :) :) :) :)
[] :) :) :) :)
[] :) :) :)
[] :) :)
[] :)
How much do we talk?
[]☀ ☀ ☀ ☀ ☀
[] ☀ ☀ ☀ ☀
[] ☀ ☀ ☀
[] ☀ ☀
[] ☀
How much do I trust you?
[]☮☮☮☮☮
[]☮☮☮☮
[]☮☮☮
[]☮☮
[]☮
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:40 am
LMS for a poke war! ;)
August 23rd, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Like this status for free compliments
August 23rd, 2011 at 8:53 pm
add me plzz https://www.facebook.com/#!/Mizz.Darri3B3w
August 24th, 2011 at 12:21 am
Like , ♥
[] You’re annoying.
[] You’re gorgeous
[] Your attractive
[] Your hot
[]You’re funny.
[] You’re cute.
[] You make me smile.
[] I love you.
[] I miss you.
[] Don’t know what to think about you
[] You’ve made me mad.
[] You’ve made me sad.
[] We should hangout.
[] We need to talk more.
[] I would kiss you.
[] I would hug you.
[] I would date you.
[] Make this your status
August 25th, 2011 at 12:39 am
I just want to say to all of the people who are commenting that the rating games contain sexism. For one, if the person who posted it is a guy, who I would assume is straight, its common sense that he would rate girls for looks and guys only for personality. If he were to rate the guys for looks, anyone who saw that rating would all of a sudden assume he was homosexual and make fun of him for it. In saying this, there is no sexism contained in these comments so stop saying that there is. That’s all that I had to add to this. By the way, some of these Facebook statuses are actually really funny and good to use. I have used quite a few of them myself. Keep the funny statuses coming and have a nice day.
August 25th, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Likeee my shit♥ fOr……
•nicknaame ;
•are you ugly ;
•do I like your profile picture ;
•first though about you ;
•would I ever date you ;
•truth is ;
•are you important to me ;
•do I dare you to put this as your status ;
August 27th, 2011 at 9:35 am
You’re in a strip club. Go to your profile and look at your friends.
1. Pole dancer-
2. Bartender-
3. Person who tries to get you drunk-
4. Your wingman-
5. Hottest person in the room-
6. Drunk person in the corner-
7. Person that gets arrested-
August 27th, 2011 at 9:36 am
like my status and i’ll give u a year :D
August 27th, 2011 at 9:37 am
like my status and ill give u a year :D
age:
relationship status:
worked:
favorite memory:
August 27th, 2011 at 9:39 am
You’re in a horror movie that takes place in your house. Go to your profile and list the first 7 people in order.
1st to die:
The person who runs upstairs instead of out the door:
The killer:
The accomplice:
The cop who doesn’t have a clue:
The person who hides in the closet:
The one who saves the day:
August 27th, 2011 at 9:42 am
Your band comes down with the flu the day before the big show.
You need a replacement band, go to your profile and the first 7 people listed on your freinds list is your new band.
NO CHEATING!! List them in order!
Back-up Vocalist :
Keyboardist :
Sound Board :
Drummer :
Lead Guitarist :
Lead Bassist :
Backup Guitarist :
August 27th, 2011 at 9:42 am
You’re in a mental hospital.. use the first six people on your friend list on your profile.
1. Person who drove you crazy:
2. Person who signed you in:
3. Your doctor:
4. Person in the corner drooling on themselves:
5. Your roommate:
6. Person who helps you break out:
August 27th, 2011 at 10:48 pm
like my status and ill spam you >:)
August 27th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
“Like”
For every like ill answer(:
1. Relationship Status
2. Current Crush
3. Addiction
……4. Best friend
5. Who Makes Me Smile the most who LMS
6. Who’s Cute That LMS
7. Someone That I Truly Trust who
8. Who I Do The Craziest Stuff With
9. Who I Tell Everything To
10. Favorite Color
11. Confession
12. Who Do I Miss that LMS
13. Who I Like
14. Who Understands Me
15.Who Keeps it Real who LMS
16.Last Person I Txted
17.Last Person I seen
August 28th, 2011 at 10:48 pm
lms and ill tell u hi wen i see u..
August 30th, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Like this status and watch me get a notification… :D
September 1st, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Lets play drive through.
1. K:d:r
2. Honestly
3. Truth is
4. Rate 1-10
5. We should…
Comment <3
September 2nd, 2011 at 1:24 am
How much are you worth my time♥*?
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[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1o)̲̅$̲̅|
[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅2ο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅|
[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5ο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅|
[] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅|
How much do I love you?
[] ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
[] ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
[] ♥ ♥ ♥
[] ♥ ♥
[] ♥
How good of friends are we?
[]:) :) :) :) :)
[] :) :) :) :)
[] :) :) :)
[] :) :)
[] :)
How much do we talk?
[]☀ ☀ ☀ ☀ ☀
[] ☀ ☀ ☀ ☀
[] ☀ ☀ ☀
[] ☀ ☀
[] ☀
How much do I trust you?
[]☮☮☮☮☮
[]☮☮☮☮
[]☮☮☮
[]☮☮
[]☮
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:51 pm
LMS and I’ll ahve sex with you.
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:54 pm
*Like * – only doin who i wantt -
Let’s play 20 questions
- Date or pass:
- Cute or uqly:
- Real or fake:
- Love or Hate:
- Friend or stranqer:
- Marry on Fb .? :
- Chill or ditch:
- Huq or kiss:
- Best Feature:
- Last time we talked:
- I reqret meetinq you .? :
- Rate 1-10:
- Do I want to qet to know you?:
- Wife/Husband/Family/Bestie/Fb friend/ friend:
- Smash or pass:
- Want your #?:
- Tbh:
- Dislike:
- Like:
-i want you to:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:17 pm
If We Lived Together we Would:
||Smoke 24/7
||sleep all day ;*
||Argue All The Time
|xx|SEX SEX SEX ! ♥
…[xx]Eat Ice- Cream For Breakfast (:
[xxx] Watch Movies
[xxx] Prank Call
[xxxx] Text You Even Though Were Right Across The Room
[xxx] Chat
[xxx] Play Fight
[xxxxx] Cuddle <33
[xxxx]Kiss
[xx] Get Drunk
[xxx] Throw A Mean Ass Party
[xxxx] Make Out
[] I DON 'T Wanna Live With You
[xxxx] what ever you want
[xxxx] u would cook for me ;p ♥
[xx] i would cook for you ;*
[xx] Put This As Your Status So i Can Like It
September 2nd, 2011 at 11:06 pm
LMS ♥
I LIKE YOUR:
() eyes
() smile :)
() personality
…() hair
() face
()style
YOU SHOULD:
() message me
() put this as your status so i can like it
()hang out with me
IF U KISSED ME I WOULD :
() kiss u back :)*
() punch/slap u -.-
() walk away confused
() be surprised :O
() never will happen ! (:
September 3rd, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Like and i’ll do this …
[] I had a crush on you once.
[] You’re gorgeous!
[] You’re good looking.
[] We kissed before.
[] I think your cute.
[] We should hang out someday.
[] We’re friends.
[] I love you.
[] I miss you.
[] I’d kiss you.
[] I’d hug you.
[] We should talk more.
[] You’re my everything!
[] Text me.
[] You’re a stranger.
[] Make this your status so I can like it.
[] BSHFFWHNM? ;D
♥♥
September 4th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Like this status and i’ll message you a name of someone we both know, then you have to post on my wall what you think of that person i gave you :)
September 5th, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Press The Like Button And…..
I’ll Upload A Picture That Reminds Me Of You<3
September 6th, 2011 at 11:13 pm
L M S For
[] ;D – Breath Taker
[] =) – Beautifull
[] ;) – Ooweeee!
[] :) – Cute
[] 8) – Normal
[] :P – Something slight
[] :/ – No comment
Would I date you?
[] Yea ♥
[] Maybe :)
[] I really dont know :O
[] No /:
[] Your not my type. ;o
[] Ask me and see (;
[] Already mine ♥
Best Feature;
[] Eyes.
[] Smile.
[] Personality.
[] Body.
[] Idk
[] Everything!
Rate;
[]10-40
[]40-70
[]70-99
[]+100
[]Off the scale
September 7th, 2011 at 2:03 am
like my status and i will text you if i have your number!
September 9th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
like for
[]awesome
[]sexeh
[] oh ello!!
[bang tidehh]
[]effoff no1 likes ya…
September 9th, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Like my status if I ever made you smile
September 10th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Nothing ;)
September 11th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
¤*¨¨*¤.¸¸ …¸.¤\
\ 9/11 AMERICA \
.\¸.¤*¨¨*¤ .¸¸.¸.¤*
..\
☻/
/▌
/ \ RIP to all the victims of 9/11 this is to all the people who cant remember this country and the people that died for it so i say why dont you just sit down and take a moment of silence for those people and the future war heros.
September 11th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
(Lms]
-First Impression;
-Truth Is;
-Best Feature;
-You’re My ____;
-Ratee;
Add Me On Fb!
http://www.facebook.com/cristal.macias2/posts/166868420060581?ref=notif¬if_t=like#!/cristal.macias2?v=info
September 11th, 2011 at 8:50 pm
ADDDDDD MEEE @prettybarbienisha
September 11th, 2011 at 10:57 pm
10 likes! :)
1. Full name .
2. Favorite song .
3. Favorite Color .
4. Bestfriend .
5. Turn On .
6. Turn off .
7. Person I Miss .
8. Last Ex .
9. First Kiss .
10. Last Kiss .
11. Last Hug .
12. Last Text From .
13. Last Person I Have Seen.
14. My Addiction .
15. Favorite Store .
16. Who I tell Everything To .
17. Favorite Animal.
18. Height.
19. Who Has My Heart .
September 11th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
You.. Yeaah you! Liike myy statuss ____thinkss..
:)) ex. I put this as myy status and myy best friend likes it..
Jasmine thinks your myy best friend and ill never turn myy back on you <3
September 13th, 2011 at 1:26 am
it’s Halloween & everyone is dressing up.
Batman:
A Playboy Bunny:
Wonder Woman:
Sponge Bob:
A Stripper:
Police Officer:
Raggady Ann:
A Fairy:
Gypsy:
Martha Stewart:
September 13th, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Lms for a truth is, tbh (to be honest), rate on looks and rate on friendship (:
September 14th, 2011 at 10:51 pm
add me
September 14th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
You’re in kindergarten again.
Your best friend:
The kid eating glue:
The kid who steals your crayons:
The teachers pet:
The kid picking their nose:
The bully:
The class clown:
The nerd:
September 14th, 2011 at 11:21 pm
IF U GOT PULLED OVER:
The Sexy Cop –
In the Front seat hiding your liquor –
In the back seat Singing with just a bra on -
Jumping out of the car and running -
Crying in Handcuffs –
Talking to the other cop trying to get us out of trouble-
Waving and laughing as they drive by -
September 14th, 2011 at 11:23 pm
ROAD TRIP!!!
The Driver :
Always has to go to the bathroom:
First to fall asleep:
Cant stop talking:
Moves around a lot:
The back seat driver:
Rides shotgun:
Person that moons other traffic:
September 14th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
You throw a party.
Crash the party:
Got too drunk:
Gets locked up:
Starts a fight:
Jumps in the pool naked:
Goes home early:
Passes out:
Vomits:
Strip:
September 14th, 2011 at 11:27 pm
It’s your wedding day.
Person you marry-
Best Man-
Maid of Honor-
Tries to Stop You-
Wedding Crasher-
Priest-
Eats all the Wedding Cake-
Gets Drunk & tells Embarrassing Stories-
Down and Dirty on the Dance Floor-
September 15th, 2011 at 12:15 am
Lms and i’ll put a [<3] on your wall :)
September 15th, 2011 at 3:29 am
Lms and ill tell you an assumption i’ve made about you
September 18th, 2011 at 1:46 am
SUMMER IS HATTIN ON ME CUZ IM HOTTER THAN THE SUN :)
September 20th, 2011 at 12:13 am
Like my Status and I’ll tell you..
your ugly []
your stupid []
you look like my poop []
i simply want to kill you []
September 20th, 2011 at 3:01 am
Likee It!;D
[]Jordans’ – Damm! (;
[]Vans’ – I’<3Yhuee!
[]Nikes '- Can iii Have Your Number .?
[]Addidas '- Text Me.
… … []Polo ' – Your Sexy;D n.h
[]Aero '- Your Beautiful'
[]Holliste'r – Youu Look Good
[]Taylor' Gang – Swagg ;D
[]Bukl'e – Yhurre Worth My Life ;D
[]U.S.P.A '- Stranger ;o
[]American 'Eaqle – Your Alrighttt.
[]Forever21' – We Need To Chill.
[]Abercrombie' & 'Fitch – Your Cute :D
[]Goodwill '- Fuck Off -____-
[]Post This On Your Wall So iiii Can Like ihtt ' (:
Add Me On Facebook (:
Miaagosto@ymail.com
September 20th, 2011 at 5:40 pm
add me
September 20th, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Add Me <3
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000567613747#!/S.O.EntMooMoo
September 20th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
add me- kevin Rock if you cant find me that way then kdot9611@yahoo.com
September 21st, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Ex: Like this status for a “james thinks”
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:48 pm
&* Lmss (like my status)
4-Tbhh ~ { to be honest ]
September 24th, 2011 at 1:00 am
LIKE THIS STATUS FOR
A LIKE
A PROFLIE PIC LIKE
A SACK WHACK
>>>>>><<<<<<<
September 25th, 2011 at 2:39 am
( LMS<3 )..
1) How Oldd Youu’ Lookk:
2) Youu Shouldd :
3) Do iLike Your Profile Picturee:
4) First Thouqhtt Abouhtt Youu’:
………5) Best Feature:
6) Would iEver Date Youu’:
7) Youu Aree:
8) iCall Youu’:
9) Yourr Namee Inn My Phone:
………10) Truth Iss:
11) iThink:
12) iConsider Youu’:
13) Are Youh’ Importantt To Mehh:
14) Rate 1-10:
15)Sn.:
September 25th, 2011 at 11:19 am
i actually like this statuses their really back up for when we don’t have anything else to write on our statuses…
September 26th, 2011 at 5:23 am
100 likes and ill Run around my neighborhood in my boxers lmfao !
Add me on fb ^___^ http://www.facebook.com/scenekidd
September 26th, 2011 at 8:39 pm
add me on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/cookiecolin
September 27th, 2011 at 8:10 pm
hey people on here iam a girl that is lookin for some friends so like yea u should send me a request!
September 27th, 2011 at 8:19 pm
u should add me :) ohh n yea iam a chick http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002210865627
September 27th, 2011 at 8:21 pm
hey u should u should add me ahaha n iam a chick http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002210865627
September 28th, 2011 at 3:19 am
Add mee :D Search ” Monica Yadith”
No old people orr creeps -_-
September 28th, 2011 at 7:25 pm
LMS:
1)If you love me
2)If you’re my homie
3)If your sexy and you know it.
September 29th, 2011 at 11:59 pm
1)LMS For a <3 on your wall
2)LMS for a tbh (to be honest)
3)LMS for a smiley face on your wall
4)Lms to be on my family list.
5)Lms smash or pass
6)Lms which singer reminds me of you
7) LMS If your my friend
Add me on facebook!
**NO CREEPERS**
http://www.facebook.com/#!/OhSoEpicx3
October 1st, 2011 at 11:07 pm
Thanks for sharing this info, this is just what i was looking for !
October 1st, 2011 at 11:21 pm
LiKe
If You ON FB
October 2nd, 2011 at 3:20 am
What about : LIKE THIS STATUS IF YOU LIKE ME
or LIKE THIS STATUS IF YOU TO GO OUT WITH ME
LIKE THIS STATUS IF YOU THINK IM SEXY
October 2nd, 2011 at 3:50 pm
why dont people upload status’ on here anymore… everyone just wants you to add them on facebook so whats the point -_______-
October 2nd, 2011 at 5:00 pm
I’m so Bored so LMS!!!!!!
If we went to dee hunted houses together I would::
()Hold ur hand
()hug yuh every tym I get scared
()hide behind yuh to keep dee creepers away >.<
()run nd leave yuh hanggin
() SCARE and Yell stuff!!
() I wnt go wit yuh…
If yuh got scared I would;;
()LMFAO!!!! =D!!
()be lyk its gonna be okaii…lol
() hug yuh nd make yuh laugh ♥
() leave yuh
()scare yuh even more
Chances of us goin;;
10-40%
50-60%
70-80%
90%- 100%
♥♥♥
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:49 am
Like if you where born 1990,1991,1992,1993,1994,1995,1996,1997,1998,1999,2000 :)
October 5th, 2011 at 1:14 am
Oops Add me on fb! I accept pretty much anyone (:
http://www.facebook.com/OhAsianbuddy
October 6th, 2011 at 1:32 am
lms♥ .
In a relationnship , I will . . .
[] cheaat on You
[] liee to You
[] breaak Your heaart </3
[] make You smilee ^-^
[] treat & maake You , my one andd onnly ♥
[] qive Youu the world c;
[] wonnt hapenn , sorry d;
*I . . . .
[] love You ♥
[] love your ass ;)
[] love your chi chis :OOO
[] like You , as a friennd .
[] Miss You'.
[] wish You were here .
[] dont knoe You , o.o
[] wanna make You minee c;
*I thinnk Youu'ree . . .
[] weird .
[] hot c;
[] funny .
[] beautiful .♥
[] cute ♥
[] pretty ♥
*I would . . .
[] huqq You
[] kiss You .(cheek)
[] hit on You c;
[] date You ♥
October 8th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
LMS!<3 For Your The One:
ex. (Your The One I Used To Talk To Quite abit?)
October 8th, 2011 at 4:42 pm
LIKE MY STATUS FOR
How would I ask you out?
[] note
[] text message
[] phone call
[] friend
[] face to face
[] wouldn’t happen
How long would we date?
[] 1 week
[] 1 month
[] 2 months
[] year’s
[] forever you and me <3
[] never we wouldn’t date
Where would we get married?
[] beach
[] church
[] backyard
[] no where
i made this up myself
October 8th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
If We Got Married ♥
Were At:
[Las Vegas , Neveda ;o
[]LA , California c:♥
[]Miami, Florida ;D
[]New York City , New York♥
[] Onlline o_o
How Long Would We Last :
[]Hours :b
[]Days >___.♥
[] 6 kids ;o
October 8th, 2011 at 8:15 pm
Like for a cute letter or a cute random wall post :]<3
BTW Add Me http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002335745383#!/ ;D
October 9th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
like for a rate of looks out of 100! (BOYZ ONLY)
October 11th, 2011 at 1:21 am
Like :
If I was to die , My last words would be . . . .
October 11th, 2011 at 3:00 am
add me lol!!(:
October 11th, 2011 at 7:15 am
add me on fb
October 11th, 2011 at 7:16 am
http://facebook.com/CHarMsz.HubbY1
October 11th, 2011 at 8:08 pm
LOL!!
October 12th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Tomorrow is Free Hug Day! If you want a hug “Like” this post or comment a ” <3 "
October 13th, 2011 at 2:49 am
https://www.facebook.com/nate.mrmccray
October 14th, 2011 at 3:49 am
Like For A Drink ;)
[] Monster – Your beautiful ♥
[] Arizona – Your cute ( :
[] Coke – Your pretty :)
[] Pepsi – Your funny ^.^
[] Sprite – I like you ♥
[] Diet Sprite – I used to like you ♥
[] Mountain Dew – You should inbox me :]
[] Minute Maid – Your a-m-a-z-i-n-g :)
[] Ginger Ale – STRANGER !
[] Fanta – We should talk more
[] Red Bull – I Love you ♥ (no homo)
[] Slushie – We should chill ^_^
[] Four Loko – I’d kiss you?
[] Coca-Cola – Hmu(:
[] Water – Ehh |:
[]Powerade – Make this your status so I can like it
October 14th, 2011 at 3:51 am
Like ♥
I would kiss you in the __?
()Rain♥
() Public (:
() anywhere as long as i kiss youhh ♥
… … ()Wouldn’t Kiss Youhh ;P
Where would i kiss youhh__?
() Lips
()Neck
()Cheek
How far would i go with youhh?
() Long Lasting relationship :D
() Marry♥
() 1 week relationship
() Ah Noo
()Already did
() Not sure
Rate
() sexy!♥
()cute(;
() pretty(:
() alrighht.
October 14th, 2011 at 3:53 am
Based On Looks You Seem Like A :
[] Freak
[] Athlete
[] Dating Material. :)
[] A Crazy person
… … [] Cool Person
[]A Really Nice Guy/Girl
[] Everybody done been with you type person
-Rate
[] 1-4[Eww]
[] 5-8 ;P
[] 9-Broken Scale.
-Best Feature :
[] Eyes
[] Smile
[] Personality
[] Body
[] Style
[] Lips
-You should;
[] Be Mine ?♥
[] Inbox Me
[] Give Me Your Number (:
[] Stop Being A Stranger Now
[] Be My New Bestfriendd
October 14th, 2011 at 3:56 am
LMS
[]10% ; EWWW
[]20% ; Gross
[]30% ; Errrr
[]40% ; Okay
… … []50% ; Not bad
[]60% ; You’re aiight
[]70% ; You’re pretty/cute
[]80% ; You’re a hottie
[]90% ; It’s like damn ]
[]95% ; Almost p e r f e c t
[]100% perfect ♥♥
YOU + ME + ROOM =
[] Movies
[] Pillow fight
[] Cuddle
[] Smash
[] Hang out
WOULD I DATE YOU?
[] Maybe
[] Nah
[] Yes
If you snuck into my room I’d:
[]let you stay the night.
[] kick you out
•If you stayed the night
[] I’d give you half the bed.
[] Make you sleep on the floor.
[] Kick you out
•If you kissed me I’d:
[] Laugh.
[] Be in shock.
[] Smile
[] Kiss you back.
[] I don’t know.
• You are:
[] Beautiful.
[] Sexy.
[] Amazing.
[] Pretty.
[] Cute.
[] Fine.
[] Sweet.
[] Nice
[] Alright
[] nasty
• You should:
[] Give me your number.
[] Text me.
[] Call me.
[] Inbox me.
[] Put this as your status so I can LIKE
October 14th, 2011 at 3:59 am
HALLOWEEN is quickly approaching…You’re IN A HORROR MOVIE!! …….
1. Decides the creepy house is safe:
2. Screams like a baby:
3. Scares you as a joke:
4. The first to go missing:
5. The first to go insane:
6. Murdered saving you:
7. Has your back no matter what:
8. Survives by faking dead:
9. Has a solid survival plan no one listens to:
10. Is really the killer:
October 14th, 2011 at 4:00 am
In 5 years:)
Pregnant:
Famous:
A Drug Dealer:
… … A Hobo:
Teacher:
A Lawyer:
A Doctor:
A Stripper:
In Jail:
A Hooker:
October 14th, 2011 at 4:02 am
YOU’RE IN AN ADULT STORE:
Goes straight for the blow up doll:
Buys a sexy negligee:
Tries on stripper heels:
Checks out the whips & chains:
Appalled by everyone’s behavior:
Buys condoms for everyone:
Streaks naked through the place & goes to jail:
Sits in corner hugging the toys:
October 14th, 2011 at 4:03 am
You’re in kindergarten again.
Your best friend:
The kid eating glue:
The kid who steals your crayons:
The teachers pet:
The kid picking their nose:
The bully:
The class clown:
The nerd:
October 14th, 2011 at 4:05 am
While at the court house…you run into 10 friends in for 10 different crimes!
Indecent Exposure:
Robbery:
Prostitution:
DUI:
Running A Red Light:
Speeding:
Bench Warrant:
Fight:
Murder:
October 14th, 2011 at 8:49 pm
- Damnn ; Boredd af’ ; Like My Shiiddd
I Woulddd ;
We Shudd ;
Youu Needaaa ;
I __________ Youu ;
My ____ Is Waitinqq forr Youu
LMAOO ! Too Funnyyy !
October 16th, 2011 at 12:13 am
Would i marry you on faceebook_____ . ?
[] Send me the request . (;
[] Nahh . ;p
[] Hell no
[] Maybe
[] Already married :P
Our kisses would be________ . ?
[] Simple. -_-
[] Romantic. ♥
[] Bite your lip
[] Make out . (:
[] On the cheek. ^.^
[] It wouldn’t happen. >..<
[] Party with you. (;
[] Go shopping with you
[] Be freinds with you (:
Would I go out with you____ . ?
[] In a heart beat ♥
[] Maybe . . .
[] I'd think about it .
[] I Don't Know.
[] Nope
[] I dont think of us like that
Rate ____ . ?
[] DAMN! ;D
[] Cute .
[] Owwwweee (;
[] Beautiful .
[] Alright
Our chances of dating:
[]10%
[]20%
[]30%
[]40%
[]50%
[]60%
[]70%
[]80%
[]90%
[]100%
October 16th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Your pregnant …
The one who freaks out:
The one who supports you:
The babys daddy:
The one who tells everyone:
The one who throws you a baby shower:
The one who beats up the baby daddy:
The one who buys baby stuff in all the wrong color:
The one who the babys named after:
The god mother:
The god father:
October 16th, 2011 at 10:03 pm
Would i Care If you died:
[]Yes
[]No
[]Idk At Least You Died
…[]idk
If you tripped on a rock i Would:
[]Say If Your Ok
[]Start Craking up
[]Walked Away And Dident Care
[]Take A Picture Of You And Put It On F’b
If you cried i Would:
[]Say Whtas Wrong
[]Make Fun Of You
[=]Cry With You . :P
Do I like your profile picture:
[]Yes
[]No
[]Idk
Do you make me smile:
[]Yes
[]No
[]Idk
October 17th, 2011 at 3:45 am
First 10 People to LMS for….
If you died:
If you tripped on a rock:
If you kissed me:
If you cried:
If you lived next door:
If I woke up next to you:
Do I like your profile picture:
What i remember about meeting you:
Do you make me smile:
Do I want you to talk to you more:
October 18th, 2011 at 12:15 am
yhu guys need 2 stop typin lyke dis.
Type properly, retarded fucks. not hard.
Society depresses me today. Smh.
October 19th, 2011 at 2:13 am
@”Type” , && you need to learn how to spell before you go and tell someone to type properly.
October 21st, 2011 at 2:34 pm
LIKE FOR A
CC:
RATE:
LIKE:
DiSLIKE :
TBH :
FIRST IMPRESSION:
BEST FEATURE. :
MUST DO IT BACK
KAYgO,
October 22nd, 2011 at 4:30 am
@Leslie, If you are referring to my first sentence being spelled wrong, that’s the point.
Otherwise, everything else was spelled right.
October 23rd, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Lms for Your best fearure
October 29th, 2011 at 12:57 am
First names that come up when you type bestfriend(:
B-
E-
S-
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October 29th, 2011 at 2:54 am
like my status to be honest
like me status for not gonna lie {:
October 30th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Lms♥ ;
Turn On
[] Your eyes
[]Your lips
… … … [] Your voice
[]Your SWAGG !
[] Your personality
]Your body ;)
[] Your butt
[] Your smile
[] your chest
[] your hair
[] nothing
FEELINGS . .
[] i like you more than a friend (:
[] I love you
[] friends
[] bestfriends *
[] stranger -____-
[] i dont know you , but change that x3
[] strangers & we will stay (:
[] i have no feelings
WOULD I DATE YOU . ?
[] why not ?! ?
[] yesss !!!
[] nope
[] maybe (;
[] idk
[] already am
[] blah . don’t know you ..
[]absolutely not
YOU SHOULD . .
[]stop being a stranger (:
[] text me right now .
[] kiss me ;*
[] be mine ? . .
[] nothing , idc .
[] inbox me
[] marry me on FB .Lol
[] make this your status so i Can like it
October 30th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
If you were a superhero you would be…
[] Spiderman
[] Superwoman
… … [] Superman
[] Batman
… … [] Catwoman
[] BILBO!
In the future I see us as:
[] Friends
[] Still strangers
[] Close friends
[] Really close friends
[] Bestfriends
[] WE WOULDN’T CHANGE ♥
[] Dating
Rate 1-100:
To be honest:
What you are to me now:
Best feature:
Hate or Love:
You should:
[] Make this your status
[] Text me
[] Give me your number
[] Message me
[] Talk to me more
[] Nothing
If you randomly showed up at my house:
[] I would KICK YOU OUT!
[] Let you stay
[] Shove you out the front door
[] Slam the door in your face
[] You wouldn’t do that
November 4th, 2011 at 3:50 am
Like!(;
Ill Edit A Picture Of You(‘;
Lms Ill Tell You If Your Pretty Or Not
LIKE ♥
[] Senior – Speechless
[] Junior – Fine A’F
[] Sophomore – I want you
[] Freshman – exchange numbers.?
[] 8th Grade – Cute
………[] 7th Grade – Alright
[] 6th Grade – Decent
[] 5th Grade – You Straight
[] 4th Grade – You’re Not Cute , But You’re Not Ugly
[] 3th Grade – Rough Looking
[] 2th Grade – No Thanks !
[] Kindergarten – Pass
[] Pre.K – Please STOP ; class Dismissed
November 5th, 2011 at 5:29 am
Would i marry you on faceebook_____ . ?
[] Send me the request nd see . (;
[] Nahh . ;p
[] Hell no
[] Maybe
[] Already married :P
have you made me laugh:
[]Yes
[]No
[]Idk
How much i care about you?
[]10%
[]20%
[]30%
[]40%
[]50%
[]60%
[]70%
[]80%
[]90%
[]100%
[] i care about u so much its not on the scale ;D
YOU SHOULD . .
[]stop being a stranger (:
[] text me.
[] kiss me ;
[]make me a sandwich with a strawberrry smoothie:)
[] nothing , idc .
[] inbox me
[] make me a muffin
[] make this your status so i Can like it
November 5th, 2011 at 10:13 pm
like my status -
rate :
to be honest :
we should :
do i love you? :
you are :
November 6th, 2011 at 2:20 am
LMS FOR RATE
November 6th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Lms for
First I was like:
Then I was like:
Now I’m like:
November 7th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
aweessommee
November 11th, 2011 at 10:56 am
Add Me??:) We could be like friends:P—> http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001660934683 I am a Girl btw
November 11th, 2011 at 6:58 pm
heyy add me on facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002692186369 :]
November 11th, 2011 at 9:12 pm
Hey, someone should make a really long LIKE status for me on here! and ADD ME!! haha, http://www.facebook.com/#!/scott.dawkinsjr
November 11th, 2011 at 9:25 pm
LIKE for the scale!
(everything will be answered on a 1 to 10 basis)
Friendship:
chance of us dating:
how fun you are:
… looks:
personality:
communications:
how bad i wanna talk to you:
how much i like you:
how important you are to me:
how much i miss you:
Funny:
care about you:
text me:
hang out soon:
rate:
November 13th, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Yeooo Add Me On My Facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002692186369 <<< Between Ima Girl :D
November 13th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Like for Cartoon character
[]Sponqebob
[]Tom & Jerry
[]Looney
[]Power Puff Girls
[]Disney
[]Spooby Doo
[] Hello Kitty
[]CatDog
[]Flintstones
[]Dexter Laboratory
[]Ed, Edd, Eddy
[]Kids Next Door
[] Arthur
[]CowChicken
[]hi hi puffy amiyumi
November 14th, 2011 at 10:43 pm
First I Was Like ;
Theen I Was Liike ;
Now Im Liike ;
Liike
November 15th, 2011 at 10:32 am
like for a confession
November 15th, 2011 at 10:35 am
Likee for..
like;
dislike:
looks:
c/w:
rate:
confession:
November 16th, 2011 at 1:58 am
Add me? :)
http://www.facebook.com/OhAsianbuddy
November 19th, 2011 at 2:02 am
LMS;
First I Was Like;
Then I Was ;
Now I’m Like;
Add Meee !!!!
Verenice Mendoza
November 20th, 2011 at 9:41 pm
Add Me c:
http://www.facebook.com/sammie.delarosa
November 21st, 2011 at 1:37 am
Girls Add me (:
http://www.facebook.com/HaitiBoyLuis
November 21st, 2011 at 2:58 am
It’s winter, I would:
[] Kiss you in the snow.
[] Cuddle you to keep warm.
[] Go ice skating with you.
[] Stay in and watch movies with you.
… … … [] Nothing
[] Have a snowball fight.
I would:
[] Go out with you.
[] Hang out with you.
[] Hug you.
[] Punch you
[]Nothing
You’re my:
[] Best friend.
[] Brother/ Sister.
[] Good Friend.
[] Everything.
[] Friend.
[] Nothing
[] Ex.
[] FB friend
You are:
[] Sexy.
[] Pretty.
[] Gorgeous.
[] Cute.
[] Alright.
[] Amazing.
[] Nice Looking
[] beautiful.
[] Ewwww.
You should:
[] Write on my wall.
[] Talk to me more.
[] Chill with Me.
[] Marry me on FB?.
[] message me on facebook
[] text me.
[] Message me your number :)
[] put this on your status so i can like :)
November 21st, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Like this and i will answer…
1. Five people I trust!
2. Relationship status!
3. Best friend!
4. Number of piercings!
… … 5. Someone I miss!
6. Someone who I love!
7. Biggest fear!
8. Current mood!
9. Someone I do crazy things with!
10. Friend ive known the longest!
11. Someone i havent seen in ages!
12. Person i have had the best memories with ♥ xxx
November 24th, 2011 at 8:59 am
Like this status and I’ll like the photo you look best in!
November 24th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Like it.
We would eat some…
[ ] TURKEY!
[ ] potatoes
[ ] pumpkin pie
[ ] apple cider
[ ] cornbread
We would…
[ ] Eat together
[ ] Play touch football
[ ] Boardgames
[ ] Go on a walk
[ ] Watch football on TV
[ ] Cook dinner
November 26th, 2011 at 2:40 am
You and a few of your friends go to a haunted house.
Holds your hand:
Screams hysterically:
Runs into the darkness:
Punches Dracula:
Sobs uncontrollably:
Wants their mommy:
Pees their pants:
Sucks their thumb:
Hides behind you:
Laughs the whole way through:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/peace.love.happiness6796 add me onn fb..!!
November 26th, 2011 at 7:35 am
IN the spirit of college football; LIKE
what offense are you?
[] balanced
[] spread (you know what i mean)
[] run n gun
[] option
[] west coast ;)
What BCS bowl game are you?
[] Sugar bowl
[] Fiesta Bowl
[] Orange bowl
[] Rose bowl
[] BCS national Championship
where are you during the game?
[] Home
[] at the game in the stands
[] Cheerleader
[] playing in it
[] trying to coach
What team are you?
[] the underdog
[] the favorite
[] some random team
[] always blows it at the end
what division do you play in?
[] SEC (great)
[] PAC 12
[] BIG 12
[] BIG 10
[] BIG EAST
[] non-BCS qualifying (terrible)
COACH(you)how should you contact the recruits (ME):
[] in home visit (come over)
[] phone call
[] go on a tour (hang out)
[] by mail (text message)
[] go to practice (meet up somewhere)
what position are you?
[] QB (leader)
[] RB (goes into everything head first)
[] WR (over the top)
[] lineman(does all the work and doesnt get any credit)
ALSO ADD ME AS A FRIEND!!!
http://www.facebook.com/doctornedscheebly
November 27th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Like and i’ll put (Gorgeous and <3) on your wall x
November 29th, 2011 at 10:48 pm
LMS for……..
[] No Star For You
[] ✰
[] ✰ ✰
[] ✰ ✰ ✰
[] ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
[]✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
[] Broke My Scale ( ;
Would I Date You?
[] Definitely ♥
[] Maybe :)
[] No
[] Not Saying -.-
[] Already Am ;D
[] Already did but we can try again (;
[]I don’t know you,
What Level Are You On ?
[] Ugly D:
[] Gorgeous ♥ :)
[] Pretty (;
[] Cute C:
[] Okay (:
[] Beautiful ♥
You Should:
[] hmu sometime so we can hang :)
[] Post this as your status so i can like it ^___^
[]Text me (:
[] Stop Being A Stranger
November 29th, 2011 at 10:49 pm
# LMS ! ♥
January ; Onee word. .
February ; Truth is
March ; I gottaa admit
April ; Why wassup ?
May ; Memember when . .
. . . June ? First impression
July ; I loveee yuoo cusz ,
August ; We should
September ; Your my ______
October ; Confession(s)
November ; Honest rate
December ; Let’s be real
-Comment the month yuoo was born in & i’ll write it on your wall :D
November 30th, 2011 at 9:52 pm
LIKE :P
WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?
Your jokes :D
Your nonsense LOL :)
… Your voice ♥
[] Your SWAGG ♥♥♥
[] Your personality!
[] Your precious smile :)
[] Your coolness :B
[] Your hair :O
[] Almost everything!
FEELINGS:
[] I like you more than a friend :)
[] I love you. ♥
[] Friends ^-^
[] Best friends :D
[] Stranger -____-
[] I don’t know you, but change that x3
[] I like you as a friend :>
WOULD I DATE YOU?
[] Why not? :)
[] Yesss !!!
[] Maybe ;)
[] Idk :O
[] Already am :3
[] I don’t think so :B
YOU SHOULD:
[] Patch with me .
[] Stop being a stranger :)
[] Text me right now.
[] Kiss me ;*
[] Be mine :D
[] Make me a blueberry muffin :3
[] Cook me a meal!
[] Go on a world tour with me :) ♥
[] Make this your status so I can like it ^^
November 30th, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Indigo Says:
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:18 pm
“like this status and I’ll rate out of 10 how pretty you are if you’re a girl, or how cool you are if you’re a guy.”
Can’t a girl be cool and a guy pretty? Sexism just PISSES me off.
Well most likely it was a guy who put it, and he didnt want to sound gay… Ever thought abt tht??
December 1st, 2011 at 5:18 am
NAUGHTY KIDS LIST u know the drill…
Dumping salt in Mrs Clause’s sugar cookies:
Lacing Santa’s hot cocoa with Ex-Lax:
Breaking all of the Candy Canes:
Replacing all the wrapping paper with toilet paper:
Peeing obnoxious words in the snow:
Sabotaging all the tools in Santa’s workshop:
Getting the Elves Drunk:
Taking the sleigh for a joy ride:
Cheating at the Reindeer Games:
Putting Santa’s Naughty List through the Paper shredder:
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:59 am
10 Likes && i’ll Tell !
5:Sexiest females that LMS
4: Bomb guys that LMS
What song makes me think of ________
What i fear most is/are _______
2 people i would die for
.If this was a horror movie and you were the killer who would be your sidekick?
.Who would you FB marry?
Your a super hero 1. Villian and 2 clumsy sidekicks
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Like for a note and I will give it to you at school
December 3rd, 2011 at 1:27 am
If I told you I was going to die in 2days, What would you do/tell me?
Post this as you status and find out what people think about you.
December 3rd, 2011 at 2:54 am
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002195830031 Add me. ^.^ <3
First I was like,
Then I was like,
Now I'm like..
December 3rd, 2011 at 3:04 pm
for every two comments i will say the person i prefer (:
December 3rd, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Add me http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000602226240 (:
December 4th, 2011 at 3:00 am
Add Me http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002081054599#!/profile.php?id=100002156360915
December 4th, 2011 at 7:18 am
Boy: Lets play the firetruck game
Girl: How do you play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you
want me to stop
Girl: Ok :)
After Few seconds
Girl: RED-LIGHT!
Boy: Firetrucks don’t stop for redlights ;) :P
December 4th, 2011 at 6:26 pm
LMS♥
[] Monster – Your sexy ♥
[] Arizona – Your cute ( :
[] Coke – Your pretty :)
[] Pepsi – Your funny ^.^
… … … … … … [] Apple juice- Ugly
[] Sprite – I like you ♥
[] Diet Sprite – I used to like you ♥
[] Mountain Dew – You should inbox me :]
[] Minute Maid – Your a-m-a-z-I-n-g :)
[] Ginger Ale – STRANGER ! It should change
[] Fanta – We should talk more
[] Red Bull – I Love you ♥
[] dr. pepper – Id smash ;D
[] Slushie – We should chill ^_^
[] Four Loko – I would kiss you
[] Coca-Cola – Hmu:)
[] Water – Ehh |:
[]Powerade – Make this your status so I can Like it!!
December 8th, 2011 at 1:19 am
Love This
December 8th, 2011 at 6:08 am
Likke My Status ‘
For A Complement (:
December 10th, 2011 at 12:30 am
Like For Truth is
And Rate:
December 12th, 2011 at 1:17 am
:]LMS[:
First Impression:
Favorite Memory:
Best Feature:
Rate 1-10:
December 14th, 2011 at 6:02 am
Post If You have HuevosxD!!
Like This Status If You Would Date me ;
Comment If You think I Am Cute ;
Poke me if You Like me ;
Message me If You Want A Chance
December 15th, 2011 at 3:08 am
Based on Looks , You Seem Like a :
[] Freakkkk (= HMU
[] Athlete
[] Dating Material
[] Stuck Up
[] Cool Person
[] Really Nice
[] Everybody ‘ s Been With You
[] My Baby
[] My ♥
[] My Future
[] You Know Wassuh ‘
[] All Of The Above Except Stuck Up ♥
Best Feature:
[] Smile
[] Eyes
[] Personality
[] Style
[] Lips
[] Body
[] Everything
Rate:
[] 1-3
[] 3-5
[] 5-7
[] 7-9
[]10! :D
You Should:
[] Jump Off A Cliff :P
[] Inbox Me . . . 4Real lol
[] Give Me Your Number! . . . No Foreal Give Me Da Number :l
[] Stop Being A Stranger :/
[] Text Me
[] Kiss Me ♥
[] Chill Wit Me This Weekend :)
[] put this as your status
December 16th, 2011 at 9:51 am
Like this if you would care if I die <3
December 16th, 2011 at 9:53 am
Are you cute??
Can you dress??
Should we chill someday??
Would I give you my number??
Would I marry you on facebook??
…Do I love or like you??
Would I kiss you??
Wat would I rate you1-10??
Like an ill tell you;)
December 17th, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Like For A Rate Out Of 100
Like For A Personalty Out Of 100
Like For A Look Rate out of 100
December 17th, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Like For A Rate On Style<3
December 18th, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Lms Iff Youu Wouldd Datee Mee (;
Commentt Iff Youu Everr Thoughtt/Still Thinkk I’mm Cutee (:
Re – Postt Iff You’ree Curiouss >:D
December 22nd, 2011 at 11:43 pm
LMS<3
Rate:
10- ugly ass fuk
20:ewww
30-Grosss
40-ugly
50-Yuh ight
60-preety
70-I'll date yuh
80-beutiful
90-Gorgeous
10-of the scale stunning
December 23rd, 2011 at 5:24 am
for each like i’ll answer a question.
1 like= Who am i closest to that liked this status?
2 likes= Who do I trust most that liked this status?
3 likes= Who would I date that liked this status?
4 likes= Who would I jump in front of a bullet for that liked this status?
5 likes= Who would I text that liked this status?
6 likes= Who would I let cheat off my test paper that liked this status?
7 likes= Who do I miss that liked this status?
8 likes= Who do I like most that liked my status?
If i get more than 8 likes then message me a question. ;) I made this one up sorta. Enjoy!
December 26th, 2011 at 7:33 am
- LMS ; if your first namee starts with a letter A-Z
December 30th, 2011 at 2:04 am
[ Like ) for Yes or No ;
- Marry :
- Date :
- Kiss :
- Hug :
- Friend :
- Stranger :
- Cute :
- Ugly :
- Hmu :
- Put this as your status :
December 30th, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Name I got –
Do I no one ?
Do I like one ?
Have I kissed one ?
Like for a name .
January 2nd, 2012 at 2:26 am
w!LL y0u $t0p tllkin’ lke dizz?????
January 4th, 2012 at 3:28 am
LMS for a lie. :)
January 6th, 2012 at 1:45 am
lms for a ” my life needs you because :
January 8th, 2012 at 9:35 pm
LMS!!!!! for a rate and what i think about u~(:!!!
January 9th, 2012 at 1:10 am
Lets Plaay a qamee ..
Comment youur name who ever likes youur comment would datee youu .! <3
Less qooo ..
January 14th, 2012 at 8:45 pm
Like and ill give you a cupcake flavour (i had 65 likes for this status i created it :’)
January 19th, 2012 at 9:38 pm
1: From your mobile number take the last three numbers.. Ex: 780-496-2344 take only 344.
2: Comment @*[344:0] replacing with your own #’s
3: Remove the * sign and post.
ANYONE HAVE MORE LIKE THIS?
January 24th, 2012 at 8:08 pm
First I was like..
Then I was like..
Now I’m like..
*~ Like Itt<3
Like..
Dislike..
Rate..
January 24th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
……Likee….
First Impression .!
Best Memory .!
Best Freature .!
You Are My ________ .!
How We Meet .!
Like:
Dislike:
Rate:
Swaqq:
Side Comment ♥
January 24th, 2012 at 10:11 pm
I like cookies <3
February 5th, 2012 at 5:33 pm
I have my own personal LMS page on Facebook called “Like My Status Ideas” full of tones of ideas and heres one :D.
If we lived together we’d:
[ ] Argue
[ ] F***k 24/7
[ ] Get it on once in awhile
[ ] Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast
[ ] Watch movies late at night
[ ] Prank Call People
[ ] Pranks each other
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Party
[ ] We’d Never Live In The Same House
[ ] Shop
[ ] Play games
[ ] Read bedtime stories
[ ] Cook whatever we felt like eating together
[ ] Get on each other’s nerves
[ ] Who are you
February 7th, 2012 at 1:44 am
like this status if your in love <3
comment below and tell me your love story… :)
February 10th, 2012 at 11:44 pm
- Lms for a heart on TWO of your best profilee pictures ” <3 '' :))
February 11th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
LMS! Valentine’s Day Is Coming Up. I Would ..
[] Bring You Flowers(:
[] Watch Movies
[] Nothing … :|
[] Give You A Present (:
… … [] Call You(:
[] Kiss You
You Are My …
[] Fb Friend
[] Best Friend
[] Brother/Sister
[] Ex
[] Valentine♥
[] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Would I Go Out With You?
[] Yes♥
[] No
[] Maybe?
[] Idk
[] Already Did
Rate?
[] 1-3
[] 4-7
[] 8-10
Marry On Fb ?
[] No
[] Maybe
[] Yes
[] Just Send Me It(:See More
February 12th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
try to guess this about about me then comment ur answers
1.Name
2.Age
3.fave colour
4. Fave girl singer
5. fave band i like
6. fave boy singer
7.Song i last listened too
8. What turns me off from people
9 . what turns me on from peopl
February 21st, 2012 at 1:50 am
L M $..: andd ill ratee fromm 1-10 how cutee uu aree if yourr aa boy..
L m $..: andd ill ratee fromm 1-10 how pretty uu aree iff yourr aa girl..
February 21st, 2012 at 7:01 pm
like this and ill tell you what you are
not friend
friend
best friend
… bffl
cute
adarable
poee
beautiful
not funny
funny
silly
crazy
i do not trust you
i do trust you
love ya as a friend xx
February 21st, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Like && Ill Say Which You Aree (‘:
[] Beyonce- Your Beaitiful(;
[] Drake- I Love You as a friend
[] Tupac- I Miss You .
[] Eminem- Your Funny(:
… [] Rihanna- Your Silly / Crazy ;D
[] Wiz Khalifa- Your Cute / Adorable ^__^
[] Mac Miller- You have swagg (x
[] Adele- I Trust You… ♥(:
[] Chris Brown- Your Nice / Sweet
[] Tyga- Inbox Me[; --Need to ask you something!!
[] Big Sean- Your The Bestie♥
[] Bruno Mars- i Like You !
[] Nicki Minaj- You Should Be Mine ;)
[] Lil Wayne- Your Interesting
February 21st, 2012 at 7:06 pm
SORRY BUT I’M DELETING YOU
FROM MY LIFE! *delete*
LOADING… ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99 %
ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Because your the best friend any person can have. (: You are amazing! ♥
March 8th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE
You are
[] Cute
[] funny
[] awesome
[] average
[] Pretty
[] WOW.!
We should
[] make plans over spring break
[] Talk more
[] Hang out
[] Nothing
Would i Give you My Number..?
[] Yes
[] no
[] maybe
[] do you want it??
[] you already have it..
March 9th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
LIKE AND I’LL DO NOTHING AT ALL ;)
March 14th, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
no study = fail
fail = no diploma
no diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = you get skinny
skinny = then you get ugly
ugly = no lover
no lover = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death
lesson: Don’t loose your pen
April 1st, 2012 at 5:08 am
Lms Forr:
Tbh:
Rate:
Date:
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:22 pm
20 likes and ill do this in OOC:
A- Available =
B – Birthday =
C – Crushing on =
D – Drink you had last =
… E – Easiest person to talk to=
F – Favorite song =
G – Grade You Hated the Most=
H – Hometown =
I – In love with =
J – Jam or jelly? =
K – Killed someone =
L – Longest friendship =
M – Milkshake flavour =
N – Number of siblings =
O – One wish =
P – Person who called you last =
Q – Question your always asked =
R – Reason to smile =
S – Song you last sang =
T – Time you woke up =
U – Umbrella color =
V – Very best friend(s)=
W – Worst habit =
X – X rays you had =
Y – Your last time you cried =
Z – Zodiac sign=
April 4th, 2012 at 9:28 pm
Like
April 4th, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Like my status and ill tell you if your my friend or not..
April 5th, 2012 at 3:11 am
Lms
For tbh ? ?
(inboxx Only
April 5th, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Like for a word
April 15th, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Like :)
1st person: I will have your last name for a week
2nd person: I will marry you
3rd person: Truth is…
4th person: I will put you in my next status
5th person: I will have a poke war with you for a week :)
April 19th, 2012 at 8:28 pm
R.I.P To That girl you called a slut in class today. She’s a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street . She got raped . The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She’s already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She’s starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don’t! #LIKE if your against B U L L Y I N G !
April 25th, 2012 at 3:17 am
Like if your in love.<3
April 27th, 2012 at 2:16 am
Truth is……
Like :)
May 9th, 2012 at 1:08 am
like this status & i’ll put Red in the boxes :) ;
[ ] You gorgeous AF!
[ ] I’ve love your smile!
[ ] I like you now!
[ ] You’re cute!
[ ] You have sexy ass eyes!
[ ] Girl you shud light up my world!
[ ] I would kiss you!
[ ] Hold hands and take pics on instagram!
[ ] Girl i would hug you all day!
[ ] We shud cuddle and kiss watching love&basketball!
[ ] Me and you would make a great Chicago Bulls fan couple!
[ ] We would make the best couple in the world!
[ ] You ugly AF real talk!
[ ] You aint my type!
[ ] I dont fuck with you!
[ ] Why did you like my status again!?
May 19th, 2012 at 5:36 pm
LIKE my status if you LIKE the LIKE button
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:04 am
#LMS! Inbox only! 1-Your cool 2-Your sexy 3-I love you 4- I would hug/kiss you 5-your pretty 6-your crazy 7- your stupid 8- I could write a paragraph about you!! 9- Rate me 1-10 (Inbox me a number and ill post on my wall) and 10- We had alot of great memories.
June 3rd, 2012 at 9:48 pm
LMS…. For A TBH!?!?!?!?!
(To Be Honest)
June 4th, 2012 at 8:33 am
Like my status and i’ll slap the crap out of you?
June 5th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
like & i`ll tell you a song that reminds me of you ♥
credits : TAKEN FROM the website statusbook -> game status section …
June 6th, 2012 at 4:44 am
-LIKE; in 3 seconds if you brush your teeth.
June 6th, 2012 at 11:52 pm
Like my status if you love or hate me (x
June 6th, 2012 at 11:54 pm
Like my status and i’ll write “i love you” on your wall for 1 week
June 19th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
LMS for……..
[] No Star For You
[] ✰
[] ✰ ✰
[] ✰ ✰ ✰
[] ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
[]✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰
[] Broke My Scale ( ;
Would I Date You?
[] Definitely ♥
[] Maybe :)
[] No
[] Not Saying -.-
[] Already Am ;D
[] Already did but we can try again (;
[]I don’t know you,
What Level Are You On ?
[] Ugly D:
[] Gorgeous ♥ :)
[] Pretty (;
[] Cute C:
[] Okay (:
[] Beautiful ♥
You Should:
[] hmu sometime so we can hang :)
[] Post this as your status so i can like it ^___^
[]Text me (:
[] Stop Being A Stranger
June 21st, 2012 at 7:34 pm
Like for looks, personality, closeness (lpc and hug, kiss, relationship (hkr);D
July 1st, 2012 at 6:41 am
1. Do i regret meeting you ?
2. Are you important to me ?
3. Have you ever made me smile ?
4. Have you ever made me mad ?
5. Best feature ?
6. Do I like your profile picture ?
7. Do I see you in my future ?
8. Do I love you ?
9. Have I ever had a crush on you ?
10. Your my ?
11. Rate ?
July 6th, 2012 at 3:31 pm
like for:
1. Do i regret meeting you ?
2. Are you important to me ?
3. Have you ever made me smile ?
4. Have you ever made me mad ?
5. Best feature ?
6. Do I like your profile picture ?
7. Do I see you in my future ?
8. Do I love you ?
9. Your my ?
10. Rate ?
July 10th, 2012 at 12:33 am
Like ♥
Would I Date You?
() Yes ✔
() No ✘
() Maybe(:
()Already Did
Honest Rate:
() ▀ 1O% -.-
() ▀▀ 2O% ._.
() ▀▀▀ 30% :(
() ▀▀▀▀ 4O% :/
() ▀▀▀▀▀ 5O% . . .
() ▀▀▀▀▀▀6O% :p
() ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 7O% :)
() ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 8O% ;)
() ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 9O% :) ♥
() ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 100% <3333
Best Feature:
() Lips :*
() Eyes ;]
() Hair c:
() personality
(xx) Everything ♥
() Nothing Your Ewww
If You Hug Me , I Would
() Pull You In Closer :]
() Push Away :[
() Beat you up ^.^
() It's Alright, Just Let You Hugg Me :)
() Hug Back ^-^
You Are My:
[] B A B Y ;♥
[] Boo (:
[] Flirting Buddy ;3
[] Friend
[] Best Friend :)
[] Brother/Sister [:
[] You Tell Me? ;o
[] I Don't Know Yet, :)
[] Wifey ♥ ;D
[] Texting Buddy :)
If You Kissed Me I'd:
[] Kiss You Back ♥ !
[] Be Surprised.. o:
[] Slap You. D:<
[] Stare At You & Continue Kissing
[] Bite Your Lip
You Should:
[] Marry Me on Fb ♥
[] Text Me ;3
[] Inbox Me (:
[] Make This As Status So I Can Like It ? ;p
[] be mines ♥ :D
[] Idk
July 18th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
luved em!
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:51 pm
Like my status , Im Going To Play A Game Called ” I Guess ” & I Have To Guess The Following About You:
-Age :
-Height :
-Virgin or Not :
-Single or Taken :
-Favorite Color :
-Favorite Sport :
-Then After , You Comment & Tell Me If It Was Close :)
( Add Me On Facebook Please ) :D Thanks http://www.facebook.com/ZavalaKathia
August 17th, 2012 at 10:05 am
Like this status and i’ll brighten your day with some muck that gives you a notification. :)
September 29th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
LMS for
4 HALLOWEEN NIGHT – I would;
[] Make out with you in thee Dark;)
[] Steal your candy :D
… … … [] Bang You in the Bushes ;D
[] Hug You the entire time ♥
[] Hold your Hand.. :)
[] Use you to Hide from the Monsters :p
[] Ditch you & go Hide
[] I wouldn’t go with you.
[] Kiss u on the cheek & Run (:
- If you got scared I’d;
[] Laugh at you xD
[] Scream with you [:
[] Hug You :D
[] Kiss you & hold your hand ♥
[] Tell you to shut up xD
[] Pass out lmao ;p
I would:
[] Go out with you.
[] Hang out with you.
[] Hug you.
[] Punch you
[]Nothing
You’re my:
[] Best friend.
[] Brother/ Sister.
[] Good Friend.
[] Everything.
[] Friend.
[] Nothing
[] Ex.
[] FB friend
You are:
[] Sexy.
[] Pretty.
[] Gorgeous.
[] Cute.
[] Alright.
[] Amazing.
[] Nice Looking
[] beautiful.
[] Ewwww.
You should:
[] Write on my wall.
[] Talk to me more.
[] Chill with Me.
[] Marry me on FB?.
[] message me on facebook
[] text me.
[] Message me your number :)
[] put this on your status so i can like :)
October 7th, 2012 at 11:08 pm
lms for a confession <3 ( : ?
October 10th, 2012 at 2:45 am
LIKE’ For A Grade!
[] A + : Damn ♥.♥
[] B + : You Cute (;
[] C + : You Alritee . ^.^
[] D + : You Decent . (:
[] F : FAIL ! SWERVE !! LMAO
November 24th, 2012 at 5:53 am
Tbh;
Rate out of 100/100
December 24th, 2012 at 4:52 am
Likee this bishh^.^♥
Before 2012 Ends, I Have To Tell You; ♥
[] I Think You’re Amazing ^-^
[] I’ve Had A Crush On You..
[] I Have A Crush On You Now c;
[] You Are Cute
[] You’re Gorgeous
[] You’re Funny
[] You’re Cool
[] I Miss You ♥
[] You’re Hilarious
[] We Should Chill
[] You Have Made Me Smile
[] I Wanna Hug You
[] I Have No Clue Who You Are
[] I Like Your Profile Picture
[] You’re A Stranger, That Needs To Change
[] You’re One Of My Besties ♥
[] I Love You As I Friend
[] I Wanna Kiss You
[] I Would Date You
[] I Would Marry You…on Facebook xD
[] I Always Wanted To Cuddle
[] I Dare You To Put This As Your Status So I Can Like It
January 23rd, 2013 at 11:17 pm
3 likes for…
Am I single?
Birthday:
Zodiac Sign:
Last hug:
Last kiss:
Favorite band:
Last text:
Last message:
What I’m wearing:
What I hate:
What am I doing?
What am I listening to?
What show am I watching?
What color are my socks?
Do I wear makeup?
How much do I weigh?
How old am I?
How tall am I?
Stolen.
April 23rd, 2013 at 12:51 am
hi
April 26th, 2013 at 1:10 am
3 likes for…
Am I single?
Birthday:
Zodiac Sign:
Last hug:
Last kiss:
Favorite band:
Last text:
Last message:
What I’m wearing:
What I hate:
What am I doing?
What am I listening to?
What show am I watching?
What color are my socks?
Do I wear makeup?
How much do I weigh?
How old am I?
How tall am I