New Status Games & Fun Status Update Chains To Post On Facebook

If you’re looking for facebook status games and status update chains that lots of people will like and comment on, try some of these ones! There are some daring status games, funny status chains to copy and paste, revealing status update games and some wall post games & chains! All you have to do is choose the game or chain you want to play and copy and paste it to your facebook. Its really fun to play status games and chains on facebook if you’re bored. You’ll be sure to get loads of likes and comments with these new statuses!

The Like, Dislike & Confession game: Like this status and I will message you something I like and dislike about you and tell you a confession.

Like this status and I will describe you with words for each letter of your name.

Like my status and I’ll tell you what I love, miss and hate about you.

If 20 people like my status I will change my name to ‘Facebook Whore’ for a whole week.

Like my status and I’ll inbox you a secret.

Facebook Rate Game: Rate out of 10 for looks, the person who has commented on this status above you.

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me (even a little one!)

The 1st person to like this status will be my first name on facebook. The 2nd person to like this status will be my middle name and the 3rd person to like this status will be my last name for a week on facebook!

Copy and post this as your facebook status and see what people rate you. (1) crazy. (2) wish we went out. (3) talkative. (4) sarcastic. (5) lovable. (6) sexy. (7) strong. (8)dumb. (9) spoiled. (10) mouthy. (11) wild. (12) goofy. (13) funny. (14) awesome. (15) amazing. (16) beautiful. (17) cute. (18) drama queen.(19) best friend.

First person to like this status – I will put your profile picture as my profile picture for 24 hours!

Like this status if you think I’m a good friend. Write a comment of your favorite memory with me. Poke me if you want to hang out soon.

Like this status and I will fill in this story about you on your wall: Dear_____, you have a cute____. You make
me_____. You should be_____. You and I should____. I think you are____. Love,____

If you have ever seen me drunk like this status. If I get more than 10 then I’m a pisshead and need help. Post this as your status to see how much of a pisshead you are!

The LIKE and DISKLIKE game: Write one thing you like about me and one thing you dislike about me.

The LOVE, HATE, RATE game: Write one thing you love about me, one thing you hate about me and then rate me out of 10.

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Hilarious Cringey Facebook Fail Photo Abuse With Funny Comments

When this couple decided to have a very cringey conversation on a photo of themselves kissing on facebook, they had to expect the funny comment abuse that they recieved! This guy thought it would be a good idea to put a picture of him kissing his girlfriend on facebook and then have a really cringey convo about it. The photo then recieved some hilarious and very sarcastic replies to this cringey facebook relationship photo fail!

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Funny Your Mum Jokes For Great Facebook Status Update Ideas

If you’re looking for a funny facebook status idea that will get you likes and comments – try posting one of these funny one liner ‘your mom’ jokes. These statuses are witty and funny and will get the attention of all your facebook friends. Yeah, they are silly statuses but everyone loves a good ‘your mom’ joke! Copy and paste one of these free status update ideas onto your facebook now!

Your mums so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Your mums so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”

Your mums so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Your mums so fat her legs are like gone off milk – white & chunky!

Your mums so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Your mums so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Your mums so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

Your mums so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Your mums so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Your mums so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Your mums so fat she’s got her own area code!

Your mums so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Your momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he had to ask her to move.

Your mom is so fat she has to use the ocean as a bath tub.

Your mom is so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

Yo mamma is so fat a Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, “Who Threw That Rock?!”

Yo mamma is so fat that when I shot her lard came out.

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

Your momma is so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!

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