Funny & Clever Halloween Status Ideas For Facebook Updates

Here are some great ideas for your facebook status update this Halloween. There are some clever Halloween statuses made using special symbols which look really cool on facebook and some of these Halloween statuses are funny and amusing Halloween night status update ideas which will make your friends laugh! All of these status updates are free for you to use and you just have to copy and paste the one you want to your facebook profile. These Halloween status messages will be sure to get your friends interested and like and comment on it!

H☠A☠L☠L☠O☠W☠E☠E☠N☠

☾Have a M☆GICAL Halloween☽

She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take.

on the 31st of October 2010, beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.

is hoping that this Halloween, I don’t end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.

do others also ask for high fibre candy on Halloween, or am I just getting old?

forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but I’ll offer them a bite of my sandwich.

is wondering if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween?

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.

Hold on, man.  We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” or “forbidden” in the title.

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Spooky, Scary Halloween Poems & Quotes Status Ideas For Facebook

Here are some really spooky halloween quotes and some scary halloween poems that make great facebook status updates on halloween. If you’re going trick or treating or having a halloween party or if you’re just in the halloween spirit, try posting one of these scary, spooky statuses on your facebook. Copy and paste a scary halloween facebook status about pumpkins, witches, jack-o-lanterns and more spooky halloween things.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.

On Hallowe’en the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if something scares you and you want to run, just let on like it’s Hallowe’en fun.

The witches fly across the sky, The owls go, “Who? Who? Who?” The black cats yowl and green ghosts howl, “Scary Halloween to you!”

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright of soft and golden hue, pierce through the future’s veil and show what fate now holds for you.

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Halloween.

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”

Spirits roam the neighbourhoods tonight, let loose apon the Earth till it be light.

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Cute & Cool Ascii Art Faces For Facebook Statuses & Comments

Here are some really cool and cute little ascii art faces and smileys that you can use on your facebook profile page. You can copy and post these to your status updates, your about me box, a wall post or comments. They look really cool on your facebook and will get your friends attention. There are loads of different ascii smileys and graphics to choose from. There are pretty girly faces, cool guys smileys, cute little ascii and other fun assci art faces.

(✿◠‿◠) (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿)

(✖╭╮✖) (≧◡≦) (¬_¬)

(◑‿◐) (◕‿-) ✖‿✖ (-’_'-)

(╥_╥) (╯_╰) (╯3╰) (o_-)

(¬‿¬) (◣_◢) (∪ ◡ ∪)

(≧ω≦) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌)

(॓_॔) (╯ಊ╰) (─‿‿─)

‹(•¿•)› (╯︵╰,) (︶︹︺)

(∩︵∩) (。◕‿◕。) (⊙_◎)

(~ ̄▽ ̄)~ (︶ω︶) (+_+)

(◕^^◕) (∩▂∩) (¬▂¬)

(。♥‿♥。) (✿ ♥‿♥) ♥╣[-_-]╠♥

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

٩(×̯×)۶ {。^◕‿◕^。} (ñ_ñ)

(u_u) (*_*) (º_º)

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