You’ve Been Hit By The Truck – Ascii Art For Facebook Walls

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|BEAUTIFUL truck | ‘|”””;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
“(@ )’(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^|
| SHUTUP truck | ‘|”"”;..,} __Q__.
|_…_…______===|= _|_|…, ] |
“(@ )’(@ )”"”"*|(@ )(@ )*****(@**

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|Truck full of Mexicans| ‘|”””;.., ___.
|_…_…______====|= _|__|…, ] |
“(@ )’(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

Sorry, we have no insurance!

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

______________¶___
|   STFU Truck   ||l “”|””\__,_
|_____________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

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The Facebook Stupid & Dumb Test Survey For Facebook Notes

Copy and paste the below to a new facebook note:

This is the Stupid Test. Put a * in the boxes of the things that relate to you. Then add up how many stars you got for the total.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have ran into a tree.
[] You didn’t know it’s not possible to lick your own elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice..
[] You just looked at it.
[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[] People have called you slow.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[] You break a lot of things. doorknobs, eggs, houses
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] You’ve never been on the coolest site for facebook stuff: facebookcraze.com

Total =

If you get 6 or more you are Stupid!

Now tag your friends in this note so they can see how stupid you are!

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Loads Of The Best & Cutest Facebook Status Games & Chains

Comment me a color! BLACK -i hαte you. PINK -i fαncy you. PURPLE -i would dαte you. BLUE -i did love you. RED -i do love you. SILVER -we αre close. GOLD -i like you. GREEN -i will αlwαys love you. ORANGE -i think you’re sexy. YELLOW -you’re my best friend. BROWN -you’re funny. Put this αs your stαtus and see whαt colours you get!

Like this status and I’ll message you something I’ve never told about you.

Like this status and I will share our favorite memory on your wall.

Like this status and I’ll tell you my first impression of you on your wall.

Like this status and I’ll tell you what I dislike about you in a message.

Like this status and I’ll describe you in 1 word on your wall.

Like this status and ill tell you something ive never had the guts to before ;)

Play the color game! Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! *Red = I love you *Pink = You’re cute *Green = You’re funny *Orange = I like you *Brown = I used to like you *Yellow = Your amazing *Black = I hate You *Blue = Friends 4 Ever *Purple = I dont know you that well *White = You’re sweet.

Boys & Girls if you like this status I will tell you how fit you are from 1 – 10!

If you like this status, I will inbox you telling you if you are a friend, pretty, fit, or I would go out with you.

Like this status and I’ll write something I like about you on your wall <3

The first person to like this status will be my profile picture for a week. The Second person to like this status -I will change my last name to yours. The Third person to like this status - I will say that I’m in a relationship with you for a week!

Get updates of the latest status games:

Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! (1) ghetto (2) wish we went out (3) talkative (4) sarcastic (5) loveable (6) crazy (7) i want you (8) spoilt (9) great parent (10) wild (11) funny (12) beautiful (13) mature (14) ugly (15) I’d take you home ;) (16) wish I had ur number (17) wierd (18) honest (19) freak (20)sexy

Like this status if you think I’m a good friend. Comment if we have had good memories together. Poke me if you want to hang out soon.

Like this status if you think I’m cute. Comment if we have had good memories together. Poke me if you’ve ever wanted to date me.

Like this and I’ll tell you what song you remind me of.

‎1′st person to like this status will be my profile picture for 30minutes. 2′nd person to like this status I will rate out of 10 for looks. 3′rd person to like this status will go in my info box for a week. 4′th person to like this status will get my mobile number. 5′th person to like this status I will write i love you on your wall.

Fun Status Game!! reach for the nearest book and comment on this status with the second line of the second paragraph on page 20.

Fun Status Game!! Finish the lyrics of the song in the comments below: just a small town girl…

I’m starting a story. Each person who comments - add the next sentence in the story! Here’s the first sentence: “It was a monday morning at school…”

The Like, Dislike and Confession Game!! Like this status and I’ll message you something I like about you, something I dislike about you and I will confess something to you!

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