Fun Christmas Festive Stuff For Facebook

Christmas is nearly here so get in the festive spirit on you facebook with our fun and free xmas things! We have a Christmas tagging game with disney characters which is great to wish your facebook friends merry christmas. There is a very christmassy & festive cartoon characters tag your friends picture. And lots of great ideas for Christmas status updates to spread the xmas spirit to your friends. Funny xmas statuses, cute christmas statuses, quotes and sayings for Christmas day and more!

Fun Xmas Disney characters Merry Christmas tagging picture for friends

Cute and Festive Christmas cartoon character tagging picture for facebook

Hilarious & rude Christmas jokes to post as your facebook status update

Cute Christmas quotes and sayings that make good status ideas

Funny Xmas jokes that will make great status updates on your Facebook

Funny and witty Christmas Facebook statuses to post on Facebook

Winter Status Update ideas about snow for when it’s snowing!

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Hilarious, Witty & Clever Christmas Statuses To Post On Facebook

Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?

The awkwardness at the Christmas dinner table when your uncle tries to explain why he’s got an erection after giving your dad the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Christmas dinner is just like any other dinner. I sit down with a bird that doesn’t gobble anymore…

I was having sex with this large breasted bird the other day… Apparently I ruined the christmas dinner.

This ice cold weather is hilarious! I’m stood outside the mental hospital watching the staff trying to free fifty tongues from the windows!

the weather is lovely today… if you’re a fricken snowman!

is like a Candy Cane – sweet but very twisted

Oh the weather outside is frightful, But no school would be delightful, And since I don’t want to go, Let it snow let it snow let it snow.

NEWSFLASH!! Frosty the Snowman has been spotted in the vegetable section of the local supermarket. He was seen picking his nose!

Snowmen, the best kind of man! When you’re tired of them, you can just turn up the heat!

Remember Christmas is a time for giving, so give generously, I accept credit cards, checks and cash.

(_|_) I’m freezing my butt off!

Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?

Due To the poor econmony Holiday Cheer will be distributed in Shot Glasses.

is wondering why his Stocking smells like feet.

thinks that if I keep this up, the Christmas miracle will be me getting my jeans buttoned.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

you should be extra kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because you never know who will end up being your Secret Santa.

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Hilarious & Rude Christmas Jokes For Xmas Facebook Status Ideas

Warning: Some of these facebook status ideas contain adult themes and language which may offend.

We were so poor in our house when I was young, that on Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had f*ck all to play with!

I wanted my step-daughter to play with the rabbit I bought her for Christmas, but her mother said that sex toys were not an appropriate gift for an eight-year-old.

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.

Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It’s such a joy to watch their faces light up!

I’ve just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I’ll never know.

Only six shopping days ’til Christmas! Or if you’re a bloke – only five and a half days ’til you start your Christmas shopping.

The first present I opened this Christmas was a pen knife. I was so excited, I used it to cut open all my other presents. Shame about the puppy.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas. It wasn’t her main present, it was just a stocking filler.

My girlfriend told me she was hoping for a white Christmas… So I spunked in her eyes

Wonders if that is snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed..

Christmas is the only birthday party where everybody gets presents except the guy whose birthday it is.

is buying my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “toys not included”.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Where is that fat bastard?

Nothing like a dysfunctional family trying to function for the Holidays.

Just a reminder in these tough economic times that instead of spending five dollars on my Christmas card, you could just give me five dollars.

I’ve been bad a few times this year, but it was worth it…you judgmental fat bastard!

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day

Please remember a doggy is not just for Christmas….It’s a great position all year round!

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