Funny & Clever Chat Up Lines To Say To Girls On Facebook

Do you want to get a girls attention on facebook? Do you want to get her to like your status or comment on your wall post? Trying to get talking to a girl? Try using one of these funny, clever and witty chat up lines that will be sure to get their attention! Just copy and paste one of these status updates or wall posts on to your facebook. Post one of these on your crush’s wall or send it to them in a private message if you’re embarrassed!

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

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