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I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Constipated people just don’t give a crap.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.