Funny Spoof Facebook Chain & Pass-It-On Messages

Are you fed up of seeing loads of annoying pass-it-on chain messages on facebook? There are always loads of the chain messages and chain statuses going round on facebook and most of them are complete rubbish! A lot of them are taken to be the truth but in fact they are silly rumours which are made up. Popular chain messages are ones saying that facebook will start charging or that its going to shut down. Of course these are not true, but people still believe them and repost the message. Post one of these funny, spoof chain pass-it-on messages on your facebook – you’ll be sure to get likes!

PLEASE – put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by a dragon. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn’t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy this because they have already been eaten by a dragon. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this important message.

!!!WARNING!!! Facebook are planning to start scanning your brain for private information through your computer monitor. To stop this from happening, go to Kitchen –> Cabinets –> Upper Right Drawer –> then REMOVE the box that says ‘Aluminum Foil’. Wrap all foil around your head. Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!

As of today, Facebook will automatically start moving the Earth closer to the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings –> Planetary Settings –> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says ‘Apocalypse’. Facebook kept this one quiet! Copy and paste this onto your status to spread the word!

URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the small X in the top right corner of your screen to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!

*WARNING* FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT! An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their BRA. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings > Enable Webcam > Record Movie.

Tripping and falling into the bath tub is more common than you might care to think. A recent ASFB poll shows that a shocking 89% of Americans have either fallen, or know someone who’s fallen into a bath tub. It’s time to let the world know of this impending crisis. Repost this as your status for at least 1 hour to show your support for bath tub fall victims. We shall be silent no longer.

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