Make your friends laugh and get their attention on new years eve by posting one of these funny and witty new years eve statuses! You’ll be sure to get likes and comments on your status update when you use one of these clever joke status ideas about the new year!
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
my new years resolution is to start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
is planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2011.
my 2011 New Year’s Resolution is to adhere to my resolutions for longer than 24 hours.
my 2011 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
new years eve – one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early.
is actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year
Thre have been many time in 2010, when I have annoyed you, distubed you, irritated you, bugged you… today I just wanna tell you… I plan to continue in 2011!