The Newest & Funniest Status Update Ideas To Post On Facebook

Here are some hilariously funny and witty status update ideas for you to use on facebook. These funny status ideas will definitely get likes and comments from your facebook friends. These are just a small selection of the great and awesome status ideas we have. If you’ve made up a funny status update or seen someone post a funny status that got loads of likes, leave a comment and share it with us!

Insert coin to view my status update.

my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

You know you are a Facebook addict when you wake up in the middle of the night to check it & then go back to sleep again.

I’m on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.

Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

If you ever see a Facebook status update that says “www@google.com”, that’s my grandma trying to use the internet. Leave her alone.

One of my favourite hobbies before Facebook was having a life.

is such a fabulous cook, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.

Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some s#*t for Farmville.

has already met my “give a crap” quota for the day.

is proud of himself. I’ve finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.


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4 Responses to “The Newest & Funniest Status Update Ideas To Post On Facebook”

  1. Christine Says:

    I have an oven with a ‘stop time’ button. It’s probably meant to say ‘stop timer’ but I don’t touch it, just in case..

  2. catlynn Says:

    i saw a stuffed wolf in a store and it said ‘DO NOT TOUCH’so i took a picture of me sitting on it…..

  3. LOL XDDD Says:

    is proud of himself. I’ve finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

  4. Elizabeth Says:

    had a fun time at the mall today!! too bad im not allowed back..

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