Weird, Funny & Interesting Quotes For Your Facebook Status
Last night I had an argument with my wife – she asked me what was on the TV and I said dust.
Lead me not into temptation – I can find the way myself.
A fool is a 25 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work.
It’s better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I said no to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
A banker is someone who will lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.
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July 5th, 2010 at 11:59 am
:wow i really like it very much
July 23rd, 2010 at 4:43 pm
wag kang umibig sa isang pag ibig
na hindi
kayang umibig sa iyong pag-ibig
July 23rd, 2010 at 4:44 pm
ang taong gipit
sa bading
kumakapit
September 18th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
haha the two tire one is funny
October 21st, 2010 at 4:37 pm
superb guys
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