Your Funny And Cool Facebook Status Update Ideas
Here are some awesome status update ideas that have been sent in by pretty cool people! Have you made up a funny or cool status update? Did you post a status that got loads of likes? Send it to us and we’ll put it on the site if it’s good enough!
This funny spoof facebook chain status was sent in by Robert:
FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to FuckBook, trying to be sneaky but then get caught OutBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody’s QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, SexBook, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, LifeBook, everybody’s RightBook, someone needs to come up with a get a fucking LifeBook.
This very clever status update riddle was sent in by Emma:
Riddle:
What place once you enter has no roof or ceiling, has more walls but no rooms, is not a house but it is free to get in, has no bouncer but if you know the password you can get in, you can see your friends but never say a word, you can stay there as long as you want but there is no food, no water, and no bathroom, and when you want to leave you do not have to stand up and walk away?
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Answer: Facebook
This cool status update was submitted by Brittany:
If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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A funny joke status update which was sent in to us from Jack:
OMG this really works!!!!!
1. Hold your breath for five minutes…
2. Die.
A clever funny status update idea submitted by Kyle:
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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February 3rd, 2012 at 8:26 pm
Omg… This Really Works !
1. Hold Your Breath For Five Minutes…
2. Die.
February 19th, 2012 at 7:19 pm
OK,
Ive not been hacked, this is just santa clause posting this comment..
February 28th, 2012 at 11:46 am
Facebook Is Piece Of Shit But Myspace Is The One Full Of Shit !
March 25th, 2012 at 6:56 am
what goes up and never come down……………..your age.
April 7th, 2012 at 2:49 pm
FUNNY SITE
April 7th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
DONT READ DONT READ DONT READ!!!!!!!!
So you decided to read it you retarded bum? Correct.Now if you dont post this on ALL of your friends walls in the next 3 seconds Squidward is going to come to your house,eat all your food,leave and tell spongebob to come over,spongebob comes over and switches laugh boxes with you so that you have his laugh,then this will result in you having no food or friends for the rest of your life.Oh and sorry your 3 seconds were up 2 seconds ago.Told you not to read it. ;D
May 18th, 2012 at 2:50 am
Hilarious!!! http://funnyfacebooklaugh.blogspot.com/