iis watching. nothing. but a handful of stars… laying nxt ta your heart. holdin. your. handd. with our toes in the sandd. baby. ii know iit know…as we watch for the sunn. imma tell facebookk. that baby your the one.. <3
Is thinking about twittering, About writing on my facebook about updating my myspace to say that I need to write on my myyearbook to remind myself to remember to reply to my email about checking my vampirerave to twitter about that one boy… Then I need to facebook remind myself to………. Just Breath!!!!!!!
Sometime in life,you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you cant stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.
Sometimes, I wish I didn’t have a heart then maybe it wouldn’t hurt that bad when my world falls apart. I cling to my dreams because there always my new best memories. That’s where my hopes wait patiently, only if i could give them flesh and make them breathe. That way you’d be there with me.<3 <3
Why can’t you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It’s very charming. It’s very sweet. It’s what the whole world should do.
Michael Jackson, you would say something like this…
joke time:)(you know the procedure)
**fat winston finds an old lamp, after giving it a polish a genie appears… he gives winston one wish. id like to be slim, white and surrounded by pussy… there was a puff of smoke and winston turned into a tampon. remember, if youre offered something for nothing there;s usually a string attached.;)
Eh life :D
No matter how many times i get hurt because of you, I wont leave you . Because even if i have a thousand reasons to leave you, I’ll look for that one reason to fight for you. (:
i Will Just get over the love you havee :P !
Girl- let’s just break up
Boy- ok then, ill just go back to my ex
Girl- wow your an idiot, we’re totally over
Boy: I still love you
Girl: I thought we broke up and you were gonna go back to your ex?
Boy:Exactly, I’m coming back to you(:
10 reasons to date a CHEERLEADER
1 We never get tired
2 We like to ride it to the top
3 We are always tight
4 We know how to use our hips
5 We can get you exited in less than 2 minutes
6 We keep going till we hit it
7 We can bend into any position
8 We can take the pain
9 We’re not afraid to preform in front of a crowd
10 NO MATTER HOW LONG OR HOW HARD WE ALWAYS DO IT WITH A SMILE—-Cheerleaders
“Oh it’s too late to apologize… Too laate..” So why the heck are you saying to ‘apologize’ in the songs title?!?
Friend: Helloeee x :L
Me: Hii :s
Friend: What’ss wroong? x
Me: Noothiiin ….
Friend: NO. Tell me what’s wrong!?
Me: I said nothing…
Friend: I said tell me whats wrong!?!
Me: OMFG SHUT UP!
Boyfriend: I love you ♥
Girlfriend: Oh really?
Boyfriend: Yes really’♥
Girlfriend: Then why the fuck did you cheat on me and have sex with your black ops disk!?
Boyfriend: Bu..But! I…The hole was so tempting!
Don’t you hate it when you’re mum or dad tells you to get something for them just when you sit down and get all comfortable?
“It’s been so long, long. Since I haven’t seen your face…. Tryna be strong, strong. Since the strengh I had is washing away..” Akon, you haven’t seen my face because I don’t know you in real life. Akon, you never was strong, and what the heck, how can something wash strengh away!?
(I am not a Akon hater, I love him.)
Girlfriend: Sigh, I’mma go sit on the sofa..
*Sits down* CRAACKK… *Boyfriend comes in*
Boyfriend: Hey babee ;) You seen my black ops disk?
Girlfriend: Oh crap, erm, no sorry.
Boyfriend: Damnit for fuck sake! Where the fuck is it!
*Girlfriend gets up, forgetting about the crack she heard and hugs the boyfriend*
Girlfriend: Now now, there’s more to life than a disk, like me.. I love you ♥
*Boyfriend looks at the broken black ops disk*
Boyfriend: NOOO! WELL GUESS WHAT I DON’T LOVE YOU!
Put this as your status if you once had a boyfriend who cared more about something else then you, that when you broke that something, he dumped you.
feels like updating his status & reading it out loud… then commenting on my own status like i’m talking to myself on it & reading my friends statuses out loud & then i end up changing my status to “stop talking to yourself!”
JEALOUS is sometimes the reason why ur relationship gets COMPLiCATED ! but don’t eu know dat being JEALOUS is very important ! becoz being jealous is a shortway of saying.. ” KALUGURAN DAKA AT EDAKA BURING MIRAS KENG ALIWA! “
my friend rebecca just texted me in class and i accidently read it out loud…it said “Someone just came into the class and started touching me” I was thouroughly embarassed when i looked up and saw everyone in class staring at me 0.o
Okay now I know ive been working at wendys to long, i looked down at the hamburger patty and i swore i heard eminem and rhianna singing
“just gonna stand there and watch me burn”
thats alright cuz i love the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
thats alright cuz you love the way i fry
Justin Bieber he cant sing,
He cant afford real bling.
His voice finally broke,
Whilst his tounge was shoved down Selina’s throat.
He sounds like a five year old still,
He’s so cheap he dont bay the bill.
He masterbates all day,
If you ask me, I think he is gay.
Justin Bieber is a dick’ed,
He still has a single bed.
His songs are shit, his hair is gay,
He lives a shitty life with sad girls following him all day.
People think he’s soooo amazing,
They would sit there forever, gazing.
I don’t get why everyone likes him,
He’s gay, fugly and dim.
He dont deserve shit like a grammy,
His speach would be: “Sorry most of you cant stand me.”
Take the hint Bieber, you a gay little shit,
Go back to where you came from, your candian pit.
uhm, nobody asked for your opinion on Justin, like really get a life. stop talking about him. if you don’t like him why do you take your time writing stupid rhymes!? so yeah, uhm HATERS.
btw, this is for “oliviaa”.
you girls arguing over justin bieber need to see nigahigas video bieber fever haha :)…just saying…but ehhh! i dont like him either…id rather hear a girl sing than i guy trying to sound like a girl singing
LIKE ♥ for :Summerr ’11 We Shouldd ___ ?
 Play fight
 Get Wasted
Cuddle at night (=jk
 Have A Night Out (:
 Go to the BEACH
 Have A Sleep Over *
 Talk More (:
 Get To Know Each Other :D
 Text (:
 Friendly Date
 Live In The Moment;x
 Run Away from Cops xD
 Do Something Crazy >;D
 Take Pictures
 Putt this as ur Status For Me To Like ;P
‘t’ for true and ‘t’ for true
A-your grlfrend is a great fan of justin bieber..
B-you are jealous of hiM..
C-and you think that justin bieber is a gay..
in fact even i think he’s gay,,,coz he is fuckin gay….but i ‘d like to request u…not to say these fuckin things to justin gayber…
please don’t swear people it is not a nice thing to do :( to be honest when you swear it does’nt make you seem like a nice person and it shows that you don’t have a good vocab because you cant think of other words to say….
i asked if u like me you said no i asked if i was pretty u said no i asked if i was in your heart u said no i asked if u wuld cry if i walked away u said no so i did then u grabed my arm and sai i dont like u i love u ur not pretty ur beautiful ur not in my heart u r my heart and i wuldnt cry if u waked away i wuld die :D
Read each sentence:This is this cat. This is is cat.This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is retard cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is 40 cat. This is seconds cat. Now read every third word in each sentence :)
Girl:The guy I like has a girlfriend..
Boy:Well,he’s an idiot for picking her instead of you..His girlfriend must be a slut.
Girl:I can’t believe you called your girlfriend a slut:D
i love you
i hate you
i like you
i dispice you
i wanna marry you
i wanna leave you
i wanna have kids with you
i wanna play with you
im gonna kill you
im gonna stay with you
im all alone with you
i like your brother
i forgot whats your name
i wanna tag you
i wanna chat with you
i wanna poke you
i wanna kiss you
i wanna hug you
i wanna be your girlfriend
i wanna hold hands
you wanna chat with me
you wanna kiss me
you wanna hug me
you wanna marry me
you wanna hold hands
you wanna be my boyfriend
you like me
you hate me
you love me
you dispice me
you wanna poke me
you wanna tag me
you wanna play with me
we love eachother
we kiss eachother
we like eachother
we poke eachother
we dispice eachother
we kill eachother
we fell in llove
we were marryed
we are husband and wife
are wish came true <3
Me and my sister go tothe store and we see this guy and he looks hella beaner so m sister says
Sis: Como esta?
Bisa:[hella goes offon her in spanish]
Sis: Wow wow wow Dora hasn’t taught me that much spasnih
You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated.
In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats, so you can know who you are, what you can rise from, how you can still come out of it..
Im not going to be that rebound girl, the girl you just come to when you want her, the girl who loves you with everything she has but yet you give nothing. Im not willing to be that girl anymore. Sorry, sweetie, but Im gone.
Item 1 :Life is hard for me
Item 2 :same
Item 3 :Time flies for me
Item 2 :Same
Item 4 :Life is cold for me
Item 1 = Brick
Item 3 = Clock that was covered in red bull
Item 4 = Ice cube
Item 2 = Brick with a hole in it for liquid that was filled with red bull and had a watch as a belt who lives in a freezer
Items 1&3 :Lucky oh no the builders have found us
Items 1,2&3 : Hey.. what happened to Item 4?
**WARNING!!!** New privacy issue with Facebook!
As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you’re in the shower, smack your butt, and then steal your clothes and towel. To change this option, go to Privacy Settings > Personal Settings > Bathroom Settings > Smacking and Stealing Settings, and uncheck the Shenanigans box. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and Paste on your status to alert the unaware!
FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to FuckBook, trying to be sneaky but then get caught OutBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody’s QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, SexBook, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, LifeBook, everybody’s RightBook, someone needs to come up with a get a fucking LifeBook.