Is thinking about how she should be writing on facebook that she should be writing on myspace how she should be writing on facebook… but i cant be bothered
No matter how many times i get hurt because of you, I wont leave you . Because even if i have a thousand reasons to leave you, I’ll look for that one reason to fight for you. (:
iis watching. nothing. but a handful of stars… laying nxt ta your heart. holdin. your. handd. with our toes in the sandd. baby. ii know iit know…as we watch for the sunn. imma tell facebookk. that baby your the one.. <3
when i see your eyes it makes me dream, when i see your smile it makes me happy, when i see your abbs it makes me wanna lick them, when i see your body it makes me wanna fuck’em.
Is thinking about twittering, About writing on my facebook about updating my myspace to say that I need to write on my myyearbook to remind myself to remember to reply to my email about checking my vampirerave to twitter about that one boy… Then I need to facebook remind myself to………. Just Breath!!!!!!!
Sometime in life,you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you cant stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. When life gives you sugar, exchange it for lemons and throw them at people. That’s what its all about.
Sometimes, I wish I didn’t have a heart then maybe it wouldn’t hurt that bad when my world falls apart. I cling to my dreams because there always my new best memories. That’s where my hopes wait patiently, only if i could give them flesh and make them breathe. That way you’d be there with me.<3 <3
Why can’t you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It’s very charming. It’s very sweet. It’s what the whole world should do.
Michael Jackson, you would say something like this…
Goodnight world♥
House fule #101
If when using our Seat,
Your stink knocks you to your Feet.
PLEASE !!use “FeBrEEze” (located under the sink )
To put both our noses & stomachs at EASE !!!!!!!
joke time:)(you know the procedure)
**fat winston finds an old lamp, after giving it a polish a genie appears… he gives winston one wish. id like to be slim, white and surrounded by pussy… there was a puff of smoke and winston turned into a tampon. remember, if youre offered something for nothing there;s usually a string attached.;)
Eh life :D
No matter how many times i get hurt because of you, I wont leave you . Because even if i have a thousand reasons to leave you, I’ll look for that one reason to fight for you. (:
i Will Just get over the love you havee :P !
When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you
“I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I have crossed your mind.”
Girl- let’s just break up
Boy- ok then, ill just go back to my ex
Girl- wow your an idiot, we’re totally over
*Next day*
Boy: I still love you
Girl: I thought we broke up and you were gonna go back to your ex?
Boy:Exactly, I’m coming back to you(:
10 reasons to date a CHEERLEADER
1 We never get tired
2 We like to ride it to the top
3 We are always tight
4 We know how to use our hips
5 We can get you exited in less than 2 minutes
6 We keep going till we hit it
7 We can bend into any position
8 We can take the pain
9 We’re not afraid to preform in front of a crowd
10 NO MATTER HOW LONG OR HOW HARD WE ALWAYS DO IT WITH A SMILE—-Cheerleaders
That moment when you see your very first love tht left you fir your best friend kissing in the hallway and all you can do is stand back and think wow, That couldn’t been me.
1.
“Oh it’s too late to apologize… Too laate..” So why the heck are you saying to ‘apologize’ in the songs title?!?
2.
Friend: Helloeee x :L
Me: Hii :s
Friend: What’ss wroong? x
Me: Noothiiin ….
Friend: NO. Tell me what’s wrong!?
Me: I said nothing…
Friend: I said tell me whats wrong!?!
Me: OMFG SHUT UP!
3.
Boyfriend: I love you ♥
Girlfriend: Oh really?
Boyfriend: Yes really’♥
Girlfriend: Then why the fuck did you cheat on me and have sex with your black ops disk!?
Boyfriend: Bu..But! I…The hole was so tempting!
4.
Don’t you hate it when you’re mum or dad tells you to get something for them just when you sit down and get all comfortable?
5.
“It’s been so long, long. Since I haven’t seen your face…. Tryna be strong, strong. Since the strengh I had is washing away..” Akon, you haven’t seen my face because I don’t know you in real life. Akon, you never was strong, and what the heck, how can something wash strengh away!?
(I am not a Akon hater, I love him.)
6.
Girlfriend: Sigh, I’mma go sit on the sofa..
*Sits down* CRAACKK… *Boyfriend comes in*
Boyfriend: Hey babee ;) You seen my black ops disk?
Girlfriend: Oh crap, erm, no sorry.
Boyfriend: Damnit for fuck sake! Where the fuck is it!
*Girlfriend gets up, forgetting about the crack she heard and hugs the boyfriend*
Girlfriend: Now now, there’s more to life than a disk, like me.. I love you ♥
*Boyfriend looks at the broken black ops disk*
Boyfriend: NOOO! WELL GUESS WHAT I DON’T LOVE YOU!
Put this as your status if you once had a boyfriend who cared more about something else then you, that when you broke that something, he dumped you.
feels like updating his status & reading it out loud… then commenting on my own status like i’m talking to myself on it & reading my friends statuses out loud & then i end up changing my status to “stop talking to yourself!”
being CHiLDiSH is sed to be da MOST iRRiTATiNG as a GF’s/BF’s .. TRUE RiGHT ?! but hu rejects da thought dat CHiLDiSH PERSON is SWEETER than da MATURED one. Ü
JEALOUS is sometimes the reason why ur relationship gets COMPLiCATED ! but don’t eu know dat being JEALOUS is very important ! becoz being jealous is a shortway of saying.. ” KALUGURAN DAKA AT EDAKA BURING MIRAS KENG ALIWA! “
why do girls stick with a guy who just loves to play video games everyday instead of looking for another job that needs fulltime employees this is what i needed to get off my chest.
Kesha got it all wrong its;
The guys are lining up cuz they hear we got FEVER,
but we kick em to the cirb unless they,
look like JBIEBER! <3
ILY JUSTIN DREW BIEBER
my friend rebecca just texted me in class and i accidently read it out loud…it said “Someone just came into the class and started touching me” I was thouroughly embarassed when i looked up and saw everyone in class staring at me 0.o
Okay now I know ive been working at wendys to long, i looked down at the hamburger patty and i swore i heard eminem and rhianna singing
“just gonna stand there and watch me burn”
thats alright cuz i love the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
thats alright cuz you love the way i fry
lmao!! i told my freind the police was looking for u to day at school … and she actually went up to the police.! sayying did u put that on my criminal record<< LMAO OMG!
Justin Bieber he cant sing,
He cant afford real bling.
His voice finally broke,
Whilst his tounge was shoved down Selina’s throat.
He sounds like a five year old still,
He’s so cheap he dont bay the bill.
He masterbates all day,
If you ask me, I think he is gay.
Justin Bieber is a dick’ed,
He still has a single bed.
His songs are shit, his hair is gay,
He lives a shitty life with sad girls following him all day.
People think he’s soooo amazing,
They would sit there forever, gazing.
I don’t get why everyone likes him,
He’s gay, fugly and dim.
He dont deserve shit like a grammy,
His speach would be: “Sorry most of you cant stand me.”
Take the hint Bieber, you a gay little shit,
Go back to where you came from, your candian pit.
uhm, nobody asked for your opinion on Justin, like really get a life. stop talking about him. if you don’t like him why do you take your time writing stupid rhymes!? so yeah, uhm HATERS.
so kthxbye.
btw, this is for “oliviaa”.
shhhhh…listen…do you hear that? :) they beat together :) one louder then the other…but they have the same rythm :) because when we are together they become one :)
you girls arguing over justin bieber need to see nigahigas video bieber fever haha :)…just saying…but ehhh! i dont like him either…id rather hear a girl sing than i guy trying to sound like a girl singing
ppl always say life is a puzzle
and you need all the pieces to
complete your way of life and
some ppl need other ppl in there life to
complete it….
Your my missing puzzle piece.. i love you babe
LIKE ♥ for :Summerr ’11 We Shouldd ___ ?
[] Play fight
[] Party
[] Get Wasted
[]Cuddle at night (=jk
[] Have A Night Out (:
[] Go to the BEACH
[] Have A Sleep Over *
[] Talk More (:
[] Get To Know Each Other :D
[] Text (:
[] Friendly Date
[] Live In The Moment;x
[] Run Away from Cops xD
[] Do Something Crazy >;D
[] Take Pictures
[] Putt this as ur Status For Me To Like ;P
‘t’ for true and ‘t’ for true
A-your grlfrend is a great fan of justin bieber..
B-you are jealous of hiM..
C-and you think that justin bieber is a gay..
in fact even i think he’s gay,,,coz he is fuckin gay….but i ‘d like to request u…not to say these fuckin things to justin gayber…
please don’t swear people it is not a nice thing to do :( to be honest when you swear it does’nt make you seem like a nice person and it shows that you don’t have a good vocab because you cant think of other words to say….
i asked if u like me you said no i asked if i was pretty u said no i asked if i was in your heart u said no i asked if u wuld cry if i walked away u said no so i did then u grabed my arm and sai i dont like u i love u ur not pretty ur beautiful ur not in my heart u r my heart and i wuldnt cry if u waked away i wuld die :D
now i could’ve sworn that i was watching ghost hunters, but then it suddenly changed to silent library. like WTF?! ~lol oh wait just sat on the remote.
Read each sentence:This is this cat. This is is cat.This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is retard cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is 40 cat. This is seconds cat. Now read every third word in each sentence :)
Girl:(crying)
Boy:What happened?
Girl:The guy I like has a girlfriend..
Boy:Well,he’s an idiot for picking her instead of you..His girlfriend must be a slut.
Girl:I can’t believe you called your girlfriend a slut:D
Boy:…
i love you
i hate you
i like you
i dispice you
i wanna marry you
i wanna leave you
i wanna have kids with you
i wanna play with you
im gonna kill you
im gonna stay with you
im all alone with you
i like your brother
i forgot whats your name
i wanna tag you
i wanna chat with you
i wanna poke you
i wanna kiss you
i wanna hug you
i wanna be your girlfriend
i wanna hold hands
<3,<3
you wanna chat with me
you wanna kiss me
you wanna hug me
you wanna marry me
you wanna hold hands
you wanna be my boyfriend
you like me
you hate me
you love me
you dispice me
you wanna poke me
you wanna tag me
you wanna play with me
<3,<3
we love eachother
we kiss eachother
we like eachother
we poke eachother
we dispice eachother
we kill eachother
we fell in llove
we were marryed
we are husband and wife
are wish came true <3
Im like a dictionary just with one problem I only know the full deffinition of one word [SWAG] to find out the whole deffinition look at my facebook page:D
Me and my sister go tothe store and we see this guy and he looks hella beaner so m sister says
Sis: Hola
Bisa: Hola
Sis: Como esta?
Bisa:[hella goes offon her in spanish]
Sis: Wow wow wow Dora hasn’t taught me that much spasnih
You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated.
In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats, so you can know who you are, what you can rise from, how you can still come out of it..
Im not going to be that rebound girl, the girl you just come to when you want her, the girl who loves you with everything she has but yet you give nothing. Im not willing to be that girl anymore. Sorry, sweetie, but Im gone.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
is saying life is short like you, GET OVER IT(:
November 11th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Maybe, but if that was true, everyone would be older than dirt!!!
November 12th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Is thinking about how she should be writing on facebook that she should be writing on myspace how she should be writing on facebook… but i cant be bothered
November 13th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
is one million dollar short to be a millionaire
November 14th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
is dead while typing this message
November 14th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
wondering if i ripped my hand off and swallowed it if i could tickle the inside of my tummy…
November 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
No matter how many times i get hurt because of you, I wont leave you . Because even if i have a thousand reasons to leave you, I’ll look for that one reason to fight for you. (:
November 16th, 2009 at 2:37 am
wonder why love is so difficult, when its so easy to fall in love with someone, and to fall out of love with someone.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Just broke something. Ha..Ha..Ha
November 17th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Wonders why the world has to end why wars begin and wonders why there in the distance is you…wearing nothing but my panties
November 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Ich bin Blitz-Krieg……no seriously. I am so awesome Hitler made it after me and I wasn’t even born yer.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:46 am
Betty Crockers my best friend :D
November 19th, 2009 at 4:47 am
sweet..maybe if dad wouldtn leave his crap everywhere i wouldnt have a 4 inch nail stickin out of my tire right now!!! >:(
November 19th, 2009 at 4:49 am
has no friends anymore
November 19th, 2009 at 4:49 am
your girlfriend is cheating on you…with me :D
November 19th, 2009 at 4:50 am
omgsh my baby sister jst said sexy buns :P
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 am
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )band aid for broken hearts </3
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 am
sometime this hour somethin goods gonna happen!! :D
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 am
too bad Eves dead cause id prbly kill her jst bout now >:(
November 19th, 2009 at 4:55 am
thinks its lame when you tell ppl the truth and they get mad and say shut up!! Ugh wow maturity
November 19th, 2009 at 4:56 am
i have the golden tickets!!!! :D
November 19th, 2009 at 5:11 am
love how theres like 75 ppl online yet i dont know who many are/talk to them :P
November 19th, 2009 at 5:21 am
goodnight cruel world :P
November 19th, 2009 at 5:22 am
why do rappers always have to say thier name in their songs?? it gets annoying
November 19th, 2009 at 5:31 am
Sooo all ive done on my to do list is get out of bed…
November 19th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I’m serious, at 6 1/2 months pregnant, I SHOULD NOT be climbing through windows!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
My five year old Natas decided to pee in the cat box last night to see if it was better than the toilet!! He likes the toilet better.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I have a little foot kicking my belly button!!!!
November 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
can b ordered az McGorgeous @ McDonald’s! ;-)
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 am
H1N1? I laugh in the face of H1N1!! haha
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:36 am
iis watching. nothing. but a handful of stars… laying nxt ta your heart. holdin. your. handd. with our toes in the sandd. baby. ii know iit know…as we watch for the sunn. imma tell facebookk. that baby your the one.. <3
November 24th, 2009 at 3:11 am
life is a game, play it.
November 25th, 2009 at 1:38 am
♥ // [i] // ((lOve)) // {yOu} // ♥
November 25th, 2009 at 4:29 am
My mind not only wandered, it left completely
November 26th, 2009 at 3:14 am
says you used to make me laugh but now your just an old photograph
November 26th, 2009 at 5:37 am
&& no boy is worth your tears;; but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry
November 26th, 2009 at 5:54 am
dont let the chans of life hold u done always stay free
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Im Done,Done Fighting For You. Cause Now I Know, the Reason Behind My Sadness Is You.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
♫║╔═╦╦╦═╗
║╚╣║║║║╩╣
╚═╩═╩═╩═♥
November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
is bringing sexy back…to the store for a refund !
November 29th, 2009 at 4:52 am
is standing next to your bed.. stareing at you as you sleep…
November 29th, 2009 at 4:54 am
is twittering that she is sitting in a dark room with her DS
November 29th, 2009 at 4:55 am
wants to marry facebook
December 1st, 2009 at 5:55 am
is not studying for Religon exam because “Jesus will help me.”
December 1st, 2009 at 11:27 pm
…97% of teens are bringing sexy back, i’m the part of the 3% of teens that never lost it!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ ‘sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
December 1st, 2009 at 11:47 pm
♥♥-♥♥—-рυτ тніѕ —♥♥—♥♥—ои уоυя —♥♥—♥♥—рαgε —♥♥—♥♥—іf уоυ киоω —-♥♥-♥♥—-ѕомεоиε —–♥♥♥—–ωно нαѕ оя —-♥♥-♥♥—-нαѕ нαd —♥♥–♥♥—сαисεя ♥♥-♥♥
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
…everybody runs faster with a knife!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
is wondering why we have halloween when our parents say never talk to strangers???
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
is MAD at u for being MAD at me for being MAD at her for being MAD at him for punching that guy!!!….what a complited life
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
…other people’s stupidity amuses me
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
likes this game, WAIT……do u have aids???
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
is the Biggest Loser!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm
…it takes skills tobtrip over flat surfaces
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
is sooo kool……i make ice cubes jealous
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
…save the world……its the only place with chocolate!!!
December 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
wants u out of my bubble
January 26th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )no one can mend a broken hearts </3 but it's nice for them to try :)
March 21st, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Lemony: now comes with a surprise kids toy!!!!
April 28th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
one person I’d never play Hide ‘n’ Seek with is Osama Bin Laden…don’t ask me why….
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:17 am
There’s an app for that
May 8th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
they say love is blind bull my boyfriend is sexy and I love hym what’s so blind about that??
May 8th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
My boyfriend kisses meh to make his friends jelious, what he don’t know is meh and his friends kiss behind his backs
May 27th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
What goes up and never comes down? …………….. Your age.
May 29th, 2010 at 3:17 am
misunderstanding- the worst thing that can happen between friends :(
May 29th, 2010 at 3:18 am
Life’s to Live, Life’s to Enjoy.. Live Life completely coz Life gets its meaning only when there’s LIFE in it..
May 29th, 2010 at 6:19 am
dude i think ur gay…. :]
May 29th, 2010 at 6:21 am
omg i dreamed about you last night and i was touching your face….i woke up scatching my ass.
May 29th, 2010 at 6:23 am
when i see your eyes it makes me dream, when i see your smile it makes me happy, when i see your abbs it makes me wanna lick them, when i see your body it makes me wanna fuck’em.
May 29th, 2010 at 6:25 am
i try to be your friend when you have no one else….now you got a new friend and im outta da picture :[……
May 29th, 2010 at 6:25 am
dude i can smell you from here :S
May 29th, 2010 at 6:26 am
DUDE! you smell like sweaty cammal ball sacs! EWWWWWWW
June 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 am
SUCK MY DICK !!!! dude not really !!!!
June 5th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
is right behind you.
June 6th, 2010 at 2:30 am
dont push me to the limit,, i dont want myself to fall inlove with you…
June 10th, 2010 at 6:59 am
AHHHHHHHHH Real Monsters!!!!
June 10th, 2010 at 7:00 am
What happens when you eat gum and the gum tree gets too big for your stomach.
June 11th, 2010 at 3:47 am
i hate it when my momma leaves baskets around … i seem to fall in them every timee :(
June 11th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
When never goes right , go left
June 12th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
just went from being “single” to “in a fake relationship” to boost his self esteem.
June 13th, 2010 at 5:34 am
i wish you were my maths homework you would be hard and i would be doing you on the desk
June 13th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
iS WiTh YoUr GirLFrieND
June 14th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Thinks that if you talk to objects , you aren’t crazy .
But if they answer …
June 16th, 2010 at 1:38 am
Is thinking about twittering, About writing on my facebook about updating my myspace to say that I need to write on my myyearbook to remind myself to remember to reply to my email about checking my vampirerave to twitter about that one boy… Then I need to facebook remind myself to………. Just Breath!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2010 at 1:39 am
Wonders how her tears keep falling when she is SOOO very dead inside……
June 16th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
The future is so freakin’ wild! XD
June 18th, 2010 at 6:07 am
My life is complicated …. my stupid boyfriend cheats on me :@
June 18th, 2010 at 8:43 am
….just wanna have fun :)
June 18th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Life and Love is like a puzzle…
Life is a maze and Love is like a riddle…
June 18th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I’m here for your entertainment
June 20th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
:¨·.·¨:
`·.. Justin Bieber
June 21st, 2010 at 11:44 pm
“Your tall, you must play basket ball”
“your short and fat, does that mean you get to be the basket ball?”
June 22nd, 2010 at 2:28 am
Me- What was that car’s name from the movie CARS?
My cousin- McQuick? McLovin?
*Looks at silly bandz package*
Me- Oh! Its McQueen!
June 24th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
searching for someone..
my bff: is that him?
me:no .. dont think so
my bff: why dont u think so? its him! u bitch!
me:how did u know that its him?
my:bff cause its him!
lmfao!
June 24th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Sometime in life,you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you cant stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.
June 26th, 2010 at 5:58 am
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. When life gives you sugar, exchange it for lemons and throw them at people. That’s what its all about.
June 28th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
just went from being “single” to “in a fake relationship” to play a game.
June 30th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
don’t be sad, get glad!
July 1st, 2010 at 9:05 am
I didn’t fall…………. I simply attacked the floor. :]
July 1st, 2010 at 4:21 pm
If Its Not Write its left !
July 3rd, 2010 at 2:08 am
“My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I
replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.”
July 4th, 2010 at 9:14 am
╔═╗ Are You..
║═╬╦╦═╦═╦═╦══╦═╦═╗™
╠═║║║╬║╩╣╔╣║║║╬║║║
╚═╩═╣╔╩═╩╝╚╩╩╩╩╩╩╝
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☑ Yes ☐ No
July 6th, 2010 at 1:46 am
No But im SUPERGIRL hahahah :P
July 6th, 2010 at 1:48 am
Wonders why when ever you find the one guy he always turns out to be gay now why is it that all the hot guys are gay hmmmmm thats sad :(
July 6th, 2010 at 1:49 am
Is wondering why…. why…. CRAP I forgot what I was going to say…. AGAIN!!!!
July 6th, 2010 at 6:26 am
Sometimes, I wish I didn’t have a heart then maybe it wouldn’t hurt that bad when my world falls apart. I cling to my dreams because there always my new best memories. That’s where my hopes wait patiently, only if i could give them flesh and make them breathe. That way you’d be there with me.<3 <3
July 6th, 2010 at 6:29 am
Me: YOU DON’T LIKE THE SAME CLOTHES, STORES, OR MUSIC…. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON???? My BFF: WE BOTH WEAR EYELINER…. ha ha :)
July 6th, 2010 at 6:40 am
When well he realize that I’m a keeper, because i already know that he is.
July 7th, 2010 at 3:37 am
When life gives you lemons just sit there and stare at them!!
July 9th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Freindss are for everr
BUT Boyss just come and GO!!
July 10th, 2010 at 12:20 am
Why can’t you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It’s very charming. It’s very sweet. It’s what the whole world should do.
Michael Jackson, you would say something like this…
Goodnight world♥
July 10th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Those who critisize our generation forget who raised it
July 13th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
July 15th, 2010 at 6:24 am
..promises that my best friend and I WILL be the ones raising Hell in the nursing home at 90!!!!!!!
July 15th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
when your in love you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams…….
July 15th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
this status has been brought to u by: Bored Outta My Mind INC.
July 16th, 2010 at 6:28 am
i have updated my status just now …so i feel good…what about you?
July 16th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
No, Facebook… What’s on YOUR mind.
July 16th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… It’s about learning to dance in the rain<3.
July 16th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
I’d die to meet Justin Bieber, oh wait, no i wouldnt, because then i’d be dead, & i couldnt meet him.
July 19th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Wanna here the mosquitos new #1 hit?
” I’m a disease, I’m a disease “
July 19th, 2010 at 11:07 am
House fule #101
If when using our Seat,
Your stink knocks you to your Feet.
PLEASE !!use “FeBrEEze” (located under the sink )
To put both our noses & stomachs at EASE !!!!!!!
July 19th, 2010 at 11:09 am
I have the next “Canadain Idle ”
He’s on my coach
July 19th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Curry’s don’t sell Curry’s, Boots don’t sell boots, dominoes don’t sell dominoes, Borders didn’t sell Borders… Superdrug is just a waste of time.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:59 am
I will drop kick you into next week!!! >:E
July 20th, 2010 at 6:00 am
I’m as mad as Mad Hatter :D
July 20th, 2010 at 6:01 am
I eat lighting…and crap thunder. :D
July 20th, 2010 at 6:02 am
“All we have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to us….” – Gandalf
July 20th, 2010 at 6:02 am
It’s no good to wonder about absurdities.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:02 am
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:56 am
when life gives you lemon stuff them in your bra!!
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:37 am
my wife’s pregnent…..and i want to dance with her….
July 25th, 2010 at 9:46 am
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LOL JK im buzz lightyear
July 25th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
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July 26th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Live♀,Lagh☺,Love♥
July 27th, 2010 at 12:22 am
How do you wake up lady gaga? — Pa-pa-pa-POKE HER FACE :P
July 30th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
i lOvE yOur smilE bEcAusE…
my fAvOritE cOlOur is yEllOw;)
July 31st, 2010 at 2:59 pm
is chillin; with jesus :P
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:26 am
looking for a right one is not easy to find..
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:37 pm
POINTLESS INFORMATION ABOUT SLEEP!!!
1. Ants don’t sleep
2. Dolphins sleep with one eye shut
3. Horses do most of their sleeping standing up
4. Snails can sleep for up to three years
I AM BORED.COM!!!!
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:06 pm
good girls gone bad
August 4th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
It’s great to fall INLOVE, but when that person falls totaly INLOVE with you back it’s the GREATEST feeling in the world!!! <3
August 5th, 2010 at 1:03 am
When life gives u lemons ….. Try to make kool-aid :0
August 5th, 2010 at 1:07 am
Excuse me, EXCUSE ME .. OH MY GOSH MOVE!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 6:28 am
i totally understand that nobody will stay permanently, so i mastered letting go.. =(
August 6th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. -JeanPaul Sartre
August 6th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
some of these make no sense at all. ugh! i hate this website and facebook now sucks
d:
Love ya tootsie-ab
August 6th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
joke time:)(you know the procedure)
**fat winston finds an old lamp, after giving it a polish a genie appears… he gives winston one wish. id like to be slim, white and surrounded by pussy… there was a puff of smoke and winston turned into a tampon. remember, if youre offered something for nothing there;s usually a string attached.;)
August 7th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
‘I love you’ consists of 8 letters…well so does ‘bullshit’
August 9th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Eh life :D
No matter how many times i get hurt because of you, I wont leave you . Because even if i have a thousand reasons to leave you, I’ll look for that one reason to fight for you. (:
i Will Just get over the love you havee :P !
August 11th, 2010 at 3:52 am
I love u Peter L.c:
August 12th, 2010 at 1:53 am
I love u but u hurt me which means u don’t deserve my love anymore
August 12th, 2010 at 1:54 am
Don’t be so flattered, i just sent you a friend request not a marriage proposal.
August 12th, 2010 at 4:47 am
the are no free rides, but you can ride with me.
August 14th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you
August 16th, 2010 at 5:53 am
arrr thats so cute :)
August 16th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
9:00 PM.- Boy: I’ll call you tomorrow
12:00 AM – *Phone rings* Girl: Hello? Boy: I said I’d call you tomorrow <3
August 16th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
If I die, or travel far, I would write your name on every star, so everyone could look up and see, that you mean the world to me.
August 16th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
“I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I have crossed your mind.”
August 16th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Love is just a word until someone gives it a meaning. <3
August 16th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
RAWR means I love you in dinosaur!
August 16th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
RAWR means I love you in dinosaur!
RRRAAAWWWRRR!
August 16th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Girl- let’s just break up
Boy- ok then, ill just go back to my ex
Girl- wow your an idiot, we’re totally over
*Next day*
Boy: I still love you
Girl: I thought we broke up and you were gonna go back to your ex?
Boy:Exactly, I’m coming back to you(:
August 16th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
I LOVE YOU! If you love me comment or like this status !! <3
August 17th, 2010 at 6:47 am
8===DO::)
August 17th, 2010 at 6:49 am
Kid in 6th Period: It’s gonna be madd fun this summer! :D
Me: Your mom’s gonna be madd fun this summer >:)
August 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am
10 reasons to date a CHEERLEADER
1 We never get tired
2 We like to ride it to the top
3 We are always tight
4 We know how to use our hips
5 We can get you exited in less than 2 minutes
6 We keep going till we hit it
7 We can bend into any position
8 We can take the pain
9 We’re not afraid to preform in front of a crowd
10 NO MATTER HOW LONG OR HOW HARD WE ALWAYS DO IT WITH A SMILE—-Cheerleaders
August 20th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
A friend would lend you their umbrella in the rain, a ‘best’ friend would steal it from you and scream “run bitch, RUN!”
August 23rd, 2010 at 12:15 am
I love you , dont forget it.<3
I will always be there for you.
September 22nd, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Secret no clue is a total dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 15th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )no one can mend a broken hearts </3 but it's nice for them to try :
October 15th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Hatred gone hate, so talk shit get hit biotch ;)
October 15th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
That moment when you see your very first love tht left you fir your best friend kissing in the hallway and all you can do is stand back and think wow, That couldn’t been me.
October 25th, 2010 at 3:13 am
This is The Worst profile ever: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=7332236
Post this on your status (like I did)to spread the word!
November 22nd, 2010 at 8:23 am
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Doin Me
November 30th, 2010 at 5:17 am
if skinny people go skinny dipping so does that mean fat people go chunky dunking ?
December 10th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Any one can kick ass, anyone can talk shit, but u see it takes real fk skill to destroy the way i did, not wit my hands, no i dont need that ..
December 10th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Its always great to hear and see from those we Love dearly & from who we know Love us back as well
December 14th, 2010 at 2:24 am
I hate it when Ke$ha holds up you’re party because she hasn’t walked in.
December 14th, 2010 at 2:26 am
All those years I watched Arthur, I never knew what kind of animal he was.
December 20th, 2010 at 10:13 am
live like you know who your GOD is..
December 24th, 2010 at 11:43 am
Once Upon a Facebook Status…….
December 24th, 2010 at 11:45 am
WTF = WELCOME TO FACEBOOK
December 31st, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Yes; I miss u. incase you started to care or something
January 3rd, 2011 at 2:42 pm
1.
“Oh it’s too late to apologize… Too laate..” So why the heck are you saying to ‘apologize’ in the songs title?!?
2.
Friend: Helloeee x :L
Me: Hii :s
Friend: What’ss wroong? x
Me: Noothiiin ….
Friend: NO. Tell me what’s wrong!?
Me: I said nothing…
Friend: I said tell me whats wrong!?!
Me: OMFG SHUT UP!
3.
Boyfriend: I love you ♥
Girlfriend: Oh really?
Boyfriend: Yes really’♥
Girlfriend: Then why the fuck did you cheat on me and have sex with your black ops disk!?
Boyfriend: Bu..But! I…The hole was so tempting!
4.
Don’t you hate it when you’re mum or dad tells you to get something for them just when you sit down and get all comfortable?
5.
“It’s been so long, long. Since I haven’t seen your face…. Tryna be strong, strong. Since the strengh I had is washing away..” Akon, you haven’t seen my face because I don’t know you in real life. Akon, you never was strong, and what the heck, how can something wash strengh away!?
(I am not a Akon hater, I love him.)
6.
Girlfriend: Sigh, I’mma go sit on the sofa..
*Sits down* CRAACKK… *Boyfriend comes in*
Boyfriend: Hey babee ;) You seen my black ops disk?
Girlfriend: Oh crap, erm, no sorry.
Boyfriend: Damnit for fuck sake! Where the fuck is it!
*Girlfriend gets up, forgetting about the crack she heard and hugs the boyfriend*
Girlfriend: Now now, there’s more to life than a disk, like me.. I love you ♥
*Boyfriend looks at the broken black ops disk*
Boyfriend: NOOO! WELL GUESS WHAT I DON’T LOVE YOU!
Put this as your status if you once had a boyfriend who cared more about something else then you, that when you broke that something, he dumped you.
January 5th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
feels like updating his status & reading it out loud… then commenting on my own status like i’m talking to myself on it & reading my friends statuses out loud & then i end up changing my status to “stop talking to yourself!”
January 9th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
My heart is like a fb photo. You “like” it and then you report it
January 11th, 2011 at 9:40 am
how some glue doesnt stick inside the tube
January 15th, 2011 at 12:55 am
being CHiLDiSH is sed to be da MOST iRRiTATiNG as a GF’s/BF’s .. TRUE RiGHT ?! but hu rejects da thought dat CHiLDiSH PERSON is SWEETER than da MATURED one. Ü
January 15th, 2011 at 12:58 am
JEALOUS is sometimes the reason why ur relationship gets COMPLiCATED ! but don’t eu know dat being JEALOUS is very important ! becoz being jealous is a shortway of saying.. ” KALUGURAN DAKA AT EDAKA BURING MIRAS KENG ALIWA! “
January 16th, 2011 at 10:13 pm
A,B,C,D,E,F,G Gummy Bears Are After Mehh
1 Is Red and , 1 Is Blue , 1 Is Peeing on my shoe
Now im Running for my life cause the RED ones Got a Knife
January 17th, 2011 at 4:54 am
why do girls stick with a guy who just loves to play video games everyday instead of looking for another job that needs fulltime employees this is what i needed to get off my chest.
January 17th, 2011 at 10:57 pm
I love my self <3
January 18th, 2011 at 3:25 am
Kesha got it all wrong its;
The guys are lining up cuz they hear we got FEVER,
but we kick em to the cirb unless they,
look like JBIEBER! <3
ILY JUSTIN DREW BIEBER
January 19th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
^^^ i HATE justin BEANER. mmmkay thats all [:♥
January 19th, 2011 at 11:17 pm
Well i love him ^^
so idc what YOU SAY
SO YEAH…
January 21st, 2011 at 12:40 pm
my friend rebecca just texted me in class and i accidently read it out loud…it said “Someone just came into the class and started touching me” I was thouroughly embarassed when i looked up and saw everyone in class staring at me 0.o
January 27th, 2011 at 7:18 am
Okay now I know ive been working at wendys to long, i looked down at the hamburger patty and i swore i heard eminem and rhianna singing
“just gonna stand there and watch me burn”
thats alright cuz i love the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
thats alright cuz you love the way i fry
January 30th, 2011 at 3:08 am
Only boring people get bored
February 3rd, 2011 at 2:45 am
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
February 3rd, 2011 at 1:56 pm
lick! lick! me like a lolly pop…..!
February 7th, 2011 at 9:35 am
I a hot..come and flirt with me.
February 12th, 2011 at 3:46 am
Roses are red, violets are blue, got made me sexy wat happened to you?? WTF?? :P
February 14th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me buetiful.. now what the devil happend to u?? :P
February 16th, 2011 at 4:33 am
*-{i love when you smile.. because my favorite color is yellow}-*
February 16th, 2011 at 4:37 am
lmao!! i told my freind the police was looking for u to day at school … and she actually went up to the police.! sayying did u put that on my criminal record<< LMAO OMG!
February 20th, 2011 at 11:09 pm
cola truck
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February 22nd, 2011 at 11:59 pm
MATH<3333
S.E.X IS LIKE Math
1.SUBTRACT THE CLOTH
2.ADD THE BED
3.DIVIDE THE LEGS
4.&&PRAY TO GOD YHU DNT MULTIPLY
S.E.X IS LIK MC DONALDS IM LOVIN IT
P.U.S.S.Y IS LIKE SUBWAY EAT FRESH
D.I.C.K IS LIKE GADORADE IS IT IN YOU
February 25th, 2011 at 8:00 am
the word for to day is “LEGS”
so let go to your room and “SPREAD” the word…haaa’
March 8th, 2011 at 12:26 am
I love Justin❤Drew❤Bieber,
He is amazing ;)❤
March 8th, 2011 at 12:29 am
Justin Bieber he cant sing,
He cant afford real bling.
His voice finally broke,
Whilst his tounge was shoved down Selina’s throat.
He sounds like a five year old still,
He’s so cheap he dont bay the bill.
He masterbates all day,
If you ask me, I think he is gay.
March 8th, 2011 at 12:29 am
Yeah but no-one asked you love.
March 8th, 2011 at 12:34 am
Justin Bieber is a dick’ed,
He still has a single bed.
His songs are shit, his hair is gay,
He lives a shitty life with sad girls following him all day.
People think he’s soooo amazing,
They would sit there forever, gazing.
I don’t get why everyone likes him,
He’s gay, fugly and dim.
He dont deserve shit like a grammy,
His speach would be: “Sorry most of you cant stand me.”
Take the hint Bieber, you a gay little shit,
Go back to where you came from, your candian pit.
March 8th, 2011 at 12:35 am
Leave him alonee.
Lovee youu Justinnnn❤
March 13th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
i aM not tYpinG anYthiNg nOw ..
March 15th, 2011 at 2:23 am
hey nice rhymes up there =D
March 16th, 2011 at 3:51 am
uhm, nobody asked for your opinion on Justin, like really get a life. stop talking about him. if you don’t like him why do you take your time writing stupid rhymes!? so yeah, uhm HATERS.
so kthxbye.
btw, this is for “oliviaa”.
March 16th, 2011 at 4:30 am
just deleted her facebook.
March 23rd, 2011 at 12:40 am
shhhhh…listen…do you hear that? :) they beat together :) one louder then the other…but they have the same rythm :) because when we are together they become one :)
March 23rd, 2011 at 12:43 am
you girls arguing over justin bieber need to see nigahigas video bieber fever haha :)…just saying…but ehhh! i dont like him either…id rather hear a girl sing than i guy trying to sound like a girl singing
March 23rd, 2011 at 12:51 am
I thought only babies pooped their pants…….but when my grandma came over…. things got dirty reeeaaal fast.
March 25th, 2011 at 1:01 am
sometimes u gotta let go. cuz the next thing u grap onto just might be it<3
March 25th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Trickzz
March 26th, 2011 at 2:10 am
i hate justiin hiis voiice sounds liike a giirl voiice!! really!! dont like him!!
March 26th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
i hate him too !
God , he’s soooooooooo fugly !
March 29th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
y u gya all hatin JB u guys never met him so stop dissin someone u dont kno :P
April 5th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
╚ove •_•
April 6th, 2011 at 7:14 pm
I don’t like him either but “Oliviaa” that was seriously rude…
April 6th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
The perfect boyfriend doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t cheat, and….doesn’t exist
April 7th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
someone always saying GOODBYE..i believe it hurts when we cry, don’t we know parting is never so easy..???
April 7th, 2011 at 4:25 pm
..i like you na nga eh…
…….kaso lng meron na aqong bf tapos my gf ka na rin..sayang naman…
April 7th, 2011 at 11:16 pm
Are you trying to be annoying or are you just retarded?
April 8th, 2011 at 5:30 pm
I love it all. LMFAO yall are to funny :D
April 10th, 2011 at 11:11 am
Waiter : Hello , would you like a table ?
You : Nah mate , we booked the floor .
April 11th, 2011 at 1:56 am
Live♀,Lagh☺,Love♥
(Justin Beiber sounds like a girl but is so hot but hes 17 and looks like hes 12 :o
April 11th, 2011 at 1:57 am
Yoohoo over there….yea I like yoohooz :|]
OOOH WUT EVER :L
April 11th, 2011 at 1:59 am
SANTA: HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD LITTLE KID
KID: SANTA HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD MAN
SANTA: I HAVE
Kid: Punch no you havent
April 13th, 2011 at 2:24 am
Tacos are delicious n_n :D <3 XD
April 16th, 2011 at 12:57 am
Friend like pieces of puzzle,,,,, if u loose one it will never be complete again… just want you to know…. you are one of the pieces i cant ever lose
April 16th, 2011 at 12:59 am
We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart
May 7th, 2011 at 2:57 pm
i dont like a new updates
May 24th, 2011 at 1:16 pm
In the beginning, God made the Heaven and the Earth. The rest was Made in China. :D
June 14th, 2011 at 4:10 am
ppl always say life is a puzzle
and you need all the pieces to
complete your way of life and
some ppl need other ppl in there life to
complete it….
Your my missing puzzle piece.. i love you babe
June 28th, 2011 at 8:11 pm
-I want you to turn me on,, push my buttons;, I want to be just like your blackberry<3(8888) ;D
June 29th, 2011 at 11:12 pm
I am so cool and hot that I make ice cubes and then give them 3rd degree burns!
June 30th, 2011 at 4:20 am
LIKE ♥ for :Summerr ’11 We Shouldd ___ ?
[] Play fight
[] Party
[] Get Wasted
[]Cuddle at night (=jk
[] Have A Night Out (:
[] Go to the BEACH
[] Have A Sleep Over *
[] Talk More (:
[] Get To Know Each Other :D
[] Text (:
[] Friendly Date
[] Live In The Moment;x
[] Run Away from Cops xD
[] Do Something Crazy >;D
[] Take Pictures
[] Putt this as ur Status For Me To Like ;P
June 30th, 2011 at 4:26 am
How many stars are you worth ?
[] *
[] * *
[] * * *
[] * * * *
[] * * * * *
Would I date you ?
[] YES ♥
[] Maybe
[] Of Course
[] No Comment
[] I Don’t Know
[] No
What Level are you on ?
[] Sexy
[] Okay
[] Gorgeous
[] Pretty
[] Very Cute
[] Ugly
You should
[] Be Mine
[] Make Sure We Hang
[] Talk To Me
[] Text me
[] Give me yo number so we can text
June 30th, 2011 at 4:42 am
♫║╔═╦╦╦═╗
║╚╣║║║║╩╣
╚═╩═╩═╩═♥ YOU !!!
June 30th, 2011 at 8:30 am
Well seems as if girls have nothing better to do than hate on Justin Bieber, shutup. Your jealous. Shove that!
July 4th, 2011 at 8:02 am
i’m not always right, i’m just neva wrong
July 6th, 2011 at 9:04 pm
just finished reading all the comments…and is still bored
July 7th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
And the award for____goes to..!
ex.
And the award for best friend goes to Bacilia!
July 9th, 2011 at 11:27 am
‘t’ for true and ‘t’ for true
A-your grlfrend is a great fan of justin bieber..
B-you are jealous of hiM..
C-and you think that justin bieber is a gay..
in fact even i think he’s gay,,,coz he is fuckin gay….but i ‘d like to request u…not to say these fuckin things to justin gayber…
July 9th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
That’s fun!
July 9th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Real fun!
July 21st, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Love liyfe while you have the time to liv it
July 21st, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Luv life while you have the time to liv it
July 24th, 2011 at 5:15 pm
woww
July 26th, 2011 at 10:13 pm
please don’t swear people it is not a nice thing to do :( to be honest when you swear it does’nt make you seem like a nice person and it shows that you don’t have a good vocab because you cant think of other words to say….
July 31st, 2011 at 5:19 am
i like sugar and i like tea but i dont like bieber no sury!!
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:07 am
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains. As long as we have hope, tomorrow waits. As long as we have love, today is beautiful.
August 3rd, 2011 at 7:15 pm
That awkward moment when you get in the van… and the man has no candy :(
August 5th, 2011 at 4:39 am
If roses are red, and violets are blue……then what the hell is the color violet? -Ryan Higa
August 8th, 2011 at 5:10 am
Ah, I see Facebook has a game called “Horse Saga”. Wasn’t that the working title for Ann Coulter’s autobiography?
August 9th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
i asked if u like me you said no i asked if i was pretty u said no i asked if i was in your heart u said no i asked if u wuld cry if i walked away u said no so i did then u grabed my arm and sai i dont like u i love u ur not pretty ur beautiful ur not in my heart u r my heart and i wuldnt cry if u waked away i wuld die :D
August 15th, 2011 at 12:51 am
x) oɐɯl ˙ʎɯɯnʎ sı sıuǝd
August 15th, 2011 at 9:19 pm
¡ ɹǝʌǝu ʎɐs ɹǝʌǝu
August 21st, 2011 at 2:22 am
the time when your ex wants you back… and you HAVE to say no..
September 4th, 2011 at 7:52 am
Its Kinda Dumb That You You Think That Life Is Just A Chemistry Lab And Im The Experiment… But Ayy, Hows About This One Just Blew Up *INYO’FACE!!!*
September 4th, 2011 at 7:55 am
Just Hate It When Your Watching T.V And The Remote Doesn’t Work, Like Turn It Around You FRKN Idiot! ~ Its F/cken Backwards. Lmao!
September 4th, 2011 at 7:58 am
now i could’ve sworn that i was watching ghost hunters, but then it suddenly changed to silent library. like WTF?! ~lol oh wait just sat on the remote.
September 4th, 2011 at 7:59 am
Read each sentence:This is this cat. This is is cat.This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is retard cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is 40 cat. This is seconds cat. Now read every third word in each sentence :)
September 4th, 2011 at 8:00 am
Girl:(crying)
Boy:What happened?
Girl:The guy I like has a girlfriend..
Boy:Well,he’s an idiot for picking her instead of you..His girlfriend must be a slut.
Girl:I can’t believe you called your girlfriend a slut:D
Boy:…
September 4th, 2011 at 3:56 pm
i love you
i hate you
i like you
i dispice you
i wanna marry you
i wanna leave you
i wanna have kids with you
i wanna play with you
im gonna kill you
im gonna stay with you
im all alone with you
i like your brother
i forgot whats your name
i wanna tag you
i wanna chat with you
i wanna poke you
i wanna kiss you
i wanna hug you
i wanna be your girlfriend
i wanna hold hands
<3,<3
you wanna chat with me
you wanna kiss me
you wanna hug me
you wanna marry me
you wanna hold hands
you wanna be my boyfriend
you like me
you hate me
you love me
you dispice me
you wanna poke me
you wanna tag me
you wanna play with me
<3,<3
we love eachother
we kiss eachother
we like eachother
we poke eachother
we dispice eachother
we kill eachother
we fell in llove
we were marryed
we are husband and wife
are wish came true <3
September 4th, 2011 at 4:11 pm
lɯl(*‾-) 3> ʎxǝs puɐ ʎddɐɥ ǝɯ sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ 3> ǝlıɯs ɹnoʎ pǝǝu ı
September 13th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
You know you have a problem when you spend a half hour thinking of a facebook status that will get a lot of likes.
September 26th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
i-i-i-i-i like u-r-r-r s-s-smile! mlm(*_#)mlm ♥
September 27th, 2011 at 3:13 am
If you’re not working on trying to be mine, then you shouldn’t be worrying about who’s consuming my time.
September 29th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
if somebody is jealous about my writting DONT BE JEALOUS!!!!!…(clears throat)…thank you :)
October 1st, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Im like a dictionary just with one problem I only know the full deffinition of one word [SWAG] to find out the whole deffinition look at my facebook page:D
October 1st, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Me and my sister go tothe store and we see this guy and he looks hella beaner so m sister says
Sis: Hola
Bisa: Hola
Sis: Como esta?
Bisa:[hella goes offon her in spanish]
Sis: Wow wow wow Dora hasn’t taught me that much spasnih
October 1st, 2011 at 9:01 pm
THE BEST WAY TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE
You: Hey have you seen that movie “Other People?”
Them: No
You: Well thats what I wanna see
October 1st, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Wow i seen your mom a few days ago can you just let her know Halloween isn’t here yet?
October 1st, 2011 at 9:09 pm
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October 1st, 2011 at 9:27 pm
when nothing
goes right
go left
October 2nd, 2011 at 1:29 am
¡puɐʇsƃǝʞ ɐ ,uıop ǝlıɥʍ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ uɐɔ ı ɟooɹd
October 4th, 2011 at 5:10 am
Facebok art
October 6th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
…is feeling spicy
October 6th, 2011 at 5:45 pm
as you unlock my heart, with the key of marrage as you take everythung good. then you go and soend it and hit me
October 8th, 2011 at 10:34 am
love is easy to start
but hard to stop
^_^
October 11th, 2011 at 5:32 am
Do A Split On Muhh Dick.(:
October 15th, 2011 at 10:25 am
WtF all of you…. (..!..)
October 19th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated.
In fact, it may be necessary to encounter the defeats, so you can know who you are, what you can rise from, how you can still come out of it..
October 20th, 2011 at 3:31 am
I just went Hell and back and it was ur Mom.LOL
October 20th, 2011 at 3:35 am
Your boss is like a diaper always on your ass and usually full of shit!
November 7th, 2011 at 10:57 pm
“i lost my teddy bear. can i sleep with you?” ;)
November 11th, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Im not going to be that rebound girl, the girl you just come to when you want her, the girl who loves you with everything she has but yet you give nothing. Im not willing to be that girl anymore. Sorry, sweetie, but Im gone.
November 11th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Im done with tears. Im wiping my eyes. If he doesnt care then why the hell should I?
November 26th, 2011 at 2:32 am
What would Jesus do? ohh yea i forgot, your jewish
November 27th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
its days like this when you want to dunk your head in ice water. so if you don’t mind, I need to find a bucket and some ice water.
December 11th, 2011 at 9:59 pm
♫║╔═╦╦╦═╗
║╚╣║║║║╩╣ __not war
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condoms are cheaper than guns :)
December 11th, 2011 at 11:12 pm
the world is going to hell, and i am driving the bus! :P
December 15th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
You are my number 3, with out you i cant make my heart <3 xxx
December 16th, 2011 at 4:16 am
LMS:If Your Mexican
Comment:If Your Proud To Be One
Repost:If You Love Being One ;D
December 17th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
What would Jesus do? ohh yea i forgot, your jewish
December 20th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come round, but I think mine got hit by a bus.
February 5th, 2012 at 2:59 am
Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutal friends
WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU???
SERIOUSLY