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November 10th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
is saying life is short like you, GET OVER IT(:
November 11th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Maybe, but if that was true, everyone would be older than dirt!!!
November 12th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Is thinking about how she should be writing on facebook that she should be writing on myspace how she should be writing on facebook… but i cant be bothered
November 13th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
is one million dollar short to be a millionaire
November 14th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
is dead while typing this message
November 14th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
wondering if i ripped my hand off and swallowed it if i could tickle the inside of my tummy…
November 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
No matter how many times i get hurt because of you, I wont leave you . Because even if i have a thousand reasons to leave you, I’ll look for that one reason to fight for you. (:
November 16th, 2009 at 2:37 am
wonder why love is so difficult, when its so easy to fall in love with someone, and to fall out of love with someone.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Just broke something. Ha..Ha..Ha
November 17th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Wonders why the world has to end why wars begin and wonders why there in the distance is you…wearing nothing but my panties
November 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Ich bin Blitz-Krieg……no seriously. I am so awesome Hitler made it after me and I wasn’t even born yer.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:46 am
Betty Crockers my best friend :D
November 19th, 2009 at 4:47 am
sweet..maybe if dad wouldtn leave his crap everywhere i wouldnt have a 4 inch nail stickin out of my tire right now!!! >:(
November 19th, 2009 at 4:49 am
has no friends anymore
November 19th, 2009 at 4:49 am
your girlfriend is cheating on you…with me :D
November 19th, 2009 at 4:50 am
omgsh my baby sister jst said sexy buns :P
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 am
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )band aid for broken hearts </3
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 am
sometime this hour somethin goods gonna happen!! :D
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 am
too bad Eves dead cause id prbly kill her jst bout now >:(
November 19th, 2009 at 4:55 am
thinks its lame when you tell ppl the truth and they get mad and say shut up!! Ugh wow maturity
November 19th, 2009 at 4:56 am
i have the golden tickets!!!! :D
November 19th, 2009 at 5:11 am
love how theres like 75 ppl online yet i dont know who many are/talk to them :P
November 19th, 2009 at 5:21 am
goodnight cruel world :P
November 19th, 2009 at 5:22 am
why do rappers always have to say thier name in their songs?? it gets annoying
November 19th, 2009 at 5:31 am
Sooo all ive done on my to do list is get out of bed…
November 19th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I’m serious, at 6 1/2 months pregnant, I SHOULD NOT be climbing through windows!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
My five year old Natas decided to pee in the cat box last night to see if it was better than the toilet!! He likes the toilet better.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I have a little foot kicking my belly button!!!!
November 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
can b ordered az McGorgeous @ McDonald’s! ;-)
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 am
H1N1? I laugh in the face of H1N1!! haha
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:36 am
iis watching. nothing. but a handful of stars… laying nxt ta your heart. holdin. your. handd. with our toes in the sandd. baby. ii know iit know…as we watch for the sunn. imma tell facebookk. that baby your the one.. <3
November 24th, 2009 at 3:11 am
life is a game, play it.
November 25th, 2009 at 1:38 am
♥ // [i] // ((lOve)) // {yOu} // ♥
November 25th, 2009 at 4:29 am
My mind not only wandered, it left completely
November 26th, 2009 at 3:14 am
says you used to make me laugh but now your just an old photograph
November 26th, 2009 at 5:37 am
&& no boy is worth your tears;; but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry
November 26th, 2009 at 5:54 am
dont let the chans of life hold u done always stay free
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Im Done,Done Fighting For You. Cause Now I Know, the Reason Behind My Sadness Is You.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
♫║╔═╦╦╦═╗
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╚═╩═╩═╩═♥
November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
is bringing sexy back…to the store for a refund !
November 29th, 2009 at 4:52 am
is standing next to your bed.. stareing at you as you sleep…
November 29th, 2009 at 4:54 am
is twittering that she is sitting in a dark room with her DS
November 29th, 2009 at 4:55 am
wants to marry facebook
December 1st, 2009 at 5:55 am
is not studying for Religon exam because “Jesus will help me.”
December 1st, 2009 at 11:27 pm
…97% of teens are bringing sexy back, i’m the part of the 3% of teens that never lost it!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ ‘sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
December 1st, 2009 at 11:47 pm
♥♥-♥♥—-рυτ тніѕ —♥♥—♥♥—ои уоυя —♥♥—♥♥—рαgε —♥♥—♥♥—іf уоυ киоω —-♥♥-♥♥—-ѕомεоиε —–♥♥♥—–ωно нαѕ оя —-♥♥-♥♥—-нαѕ нαd —♥♥–♥♥—сαисεя ♥♥-♥♥
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
…everybody runs faster with a knife!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
is wondering why we have halloween when our parents say never talk to strangers???
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
is MAD at u for being MAD at me for being MAD at her for being MAD at him for punching that guy!!!….what a complited life
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
…other people’s stupidity amuses me
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
likes this game, WAIT……do u have aids???
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
is the Biggest Loser!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm
…it takes skills tobtrip over flat surfaces
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
is sooo kool……i make ice cubes jealous
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
…save the world……its the only place with chocolate!!!
December 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
wants u out of my bubble
January 26th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )no one can mend a broken hearts </3 but it's nice for them to try :)
March 21st, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Lemony: now comes with a surprise kids toy!!!!
April 28th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
one person I’d never play Hide ‘n’ Seek with is Osama Bin Laden…don’t ask me why….
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:17 am
There’s an app for that
May 8th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
they say love is blind bull my boyfriend is sexy and I love hym what’s so blind about that??
May 8th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
My boyfriend kisses meh to make his friends jelious, what he don’t know is meh and his friends kiss behind his backs
May 27th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
What goes up and never comes down? …………….. Your age.
May 29th, 2010 at 3:17 am
misunderstanding- the worst thing that can happen between friends :(
May 29th, 2010 at 3:18 am
Life’s to Live, Life’s to Enjoy.. Live Life completely coz Life gets its meaning only when there’s LIFE in it..
May 29th, 2010 at 6:19 am
dude i think ur gay…. :]
May 29th, 2010 at 6:21 am
omg i dreamed about you last night and i was touching your face….i woke up scatching my ass.
May 29th, 2010 at 6:23 am
when i see your eyes it makes me dream, when i see your smile it makes me happy, when i see your abbs it makes me wanna lick them, when i see your body it makes me wanna fuck’em.
May 29th, 2010 at 6:25 am
i try to be your friend when you have no one else….now you got a new friend and im outta da picture :[……
May 29th, 2010 at 6:25 am
dude i can smell you from here :S
May 29th, 2010 at 6:26 am
DUDE! you smell like sweaty cammal ball sacs! EWWWWWWW
June 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 am
SUCK MY DICK !!!! dude not really !!!!
June 5th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
is right behind you.
June 6th, 2010 at 2:30 am
dont push me to the limit,, i dont want myself to fall inlove with you…
June 10th, 2010 at 6:59 am
AHHHHHHHHH Real Monsters!!!!
June 10th, 2010 at 7:00 am
What happens when you eat gum and the gum tree gets too big for your stomach.
June 11th, 2010 at 3:47 am
i hate it when my momma leaves baskets around … i seem to fall in them every timee :(
June 11th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
When never goes right , go left
June 12th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
just went from being “single” to “in a fake relationship” to boost his self esteem.
June 13th, 2010 at 5:34 am
i wish you were my maths homework you would be hard and i would be doing you on the desk
June 13th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
iS WiTh YoUr GirLFrieND
June 14th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Thinks that if you talk to objects , you aren’t crazy .
But if they answer …
June 16th, 2010 at 1:38 am
Is thinking about twittering, About writing on my facebook about updating my myspace to say that I need to write on my myyearbook to remind myself to remember to reply to my email about checking my vampirerave to twitter about that one boy… Then I need to facebook remind myself to………. Just Breath!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2010 at 1:39 am
Wonders how her tears keep falling when she is SOOO very dead inside……
June 16th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
The future is so freakin’ wild! XD
June 18th, 2010 at 6:07 am
My life is complicated …. my stupid boyfriend cheats on me :@
June 18th, 2010 at 8:43 am
….just wanna have fun :)
June 18th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Life and Love is like a puzzle…
Life is a maze and Love is like a riddle…
June 18th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I’m here for your entertainment
June 20th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
:¨·.·¨:
`·.. Justin Bieber
June 21st, 2010 at 11:44 pm
“Your tall, you must play basket ball”
“your short and fat, does that mean you get to be the basket ball?”
June 22nd, 2010 at 2:28 am
Me- What was that car’s name from the movie CARS?
My cousin- McQuick? McLovin?
*Looks at silly bandz package*
Me- Oh! Its McQueen!
June 24th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
searching for someone..
my bff: is that him?
me:no .. dont think so
my bff: why dont u think so? its him! u bitch!
me:how did u know that its him?
my:bff cause its him!
lmfao!
June 24th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Sometime in life,you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you cant stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.
June 26th, 2010 at 5:58 am
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. When life gives you sugar, exchange it for lemons and throw them at people. That’s what its all about.
June 28th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
just went from being “single” to “in a fake relationship” to play a game.
June 30th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
don’t be sad, get glad!
July 1st, 2010 at 9:05 am
I didn’t fall…………. I simply attacked the floor. :]
July 1st, 2010 at 4:21 pm
If Its Not Write its left !
July 3rd, 2010 at 2:08 am
“My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I
replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.”
July 4th, 2010 at 9:14 am
╔═╗ Are You..
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☑ Yes ☐ No
July 6th, 2010 at 1:46 am
No But im SUPERGIRL hahahah :P
July 6th, 2010 at 1:48 am
Wonders why when ever you find the one guy he always turns out to be gay now why is it that all the hot guys are gay hmmmmm thats sad :(
July 6th, 2010 at 1:49 am
Is wondering why…. why…. CRAP I forgot what I was going to say…. AGAIN!!!!
July 6th, 2010 at 6:26 am
Sometimes, I wish I didn’t have a heart then maybe it wouldn’t hurt that bad when my world falls apart. I cling to my dreams because there always my new best memories. That’s where my hopes wait patiently, only if i could give them flesh and make them breathe. That way you’d be there with me.<3 <3
July 6th, 2010 at 6:29 am
Me: YOU DON’T LIKE THE SAME CLOTHES, STORES, OR MUSIC…. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON???? My BFF: WE BOTH WEAR EYELINER…. ha ha :)
July 6th, 2010 at 6:40 am
When well he realize that I’m a keeper, because i already know that he is.
July 7th, 2010 at 3:37 am
When life gives you lemons just sit there and stare at them!!
July 9th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Freindss are for everr
BUT Boyss just come and GO!!
July 10th, 2010 at 12:20 am
Why can’t you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It’s very charming. It’s very sweet. It’s what the whole world should do.
Michael Jackson, you would say something like this…
Goodnight world♥
July 10th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Those who critisize our generation forget who raised it
July 13th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
July 15th, 2010 at 6:24 am
..promises that my best friend and I WILL be the ones raising Hell in the nursing home at 90!!!!!!!
July 15th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
when your in love you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams…….
July 15th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
this status has been brought to u by: Bored Outta My Mind INC.
July 16th, 2010 at 6:28 am
i have updated my status just now …so i feel good…what about you?
July 16th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
No, Facebook… What’s on YOUR mind.
July 16th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… It’s about learning to dance in the rain<3.
July 16th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
I’d die to meet Justin Bieber, oh wait, no i wouldnt, because then i’d be dead, & i couldnt meet him.
July 19th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Wanna here the mosquitos new #1 hit?
” I’m a disease, I’m a disease “
July 19th, 2010 at 11:07 am
House fule #101
If when using our Seat,
Your stink knocks you to your Feet.
PLEASE !!use “FeBrEEze” (located under the sink )
To put both our noses & stomachs at EASE !!!!!!!
July 19th, 2010 at 11:09 am
I have the next “Canadain Idle ”
He’s on my coach
July 19th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Curry’s don’t sell Curry’s, Boots don’t sell boots, dominoes don’t sell dominoes, Borders didn’t sell Borders… Superdrug is just a waste of time.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:59 am
I will drop kick you into next week!!! >:E
July 20th, 2010 at 6:00 am
I’m as mad as Mad Hatter :D
July 20th, 2010 at 6:01 am
I eat lighting…and crap thunder. :D
July 20th, 2010 at 6:02 am
“All we have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to us….” – Gandalf
July 20th, 2010 at 6:02 am
It’s no good to wonder about absurdities.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:02 am
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:56 am
when life gives you lemon stuff them in your bra!!
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:37 am
my wife’s pregnent…..and i want to dance with her….
July 25th, 2010 at 9:46 am
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LOL JK im buzz lightyear
July 25th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
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July 26th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Live♀,Lagh☺,Love♥
July 27th, 2010 at 12:22 am
How do you wake up lady gaga? — Pa-pa-pa-POKE HER FACE :P
July 30th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
i lOvE yOur smilE bEcAusE…
my fAvOritE cOlOur is yEllOw;)
July 31st, 2010 at 2:59 pm
is chillin; with jesus :P
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:26 am
looking for a right one is not easy to find..
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:37 pm
POINTLESS INFORMATION ABOUT SLEEP!!!
1. Ants don’t sleep
2. Dolphins sleep with one eye shut
3. Horses do most of their sleeping standing up
4. Snails can sleep for up to three years
I AM BORED.COM!!!!
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:06 pm
good girls gone bad
August 4th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
It’s great to fall INLOVE, but when that person falls totaly INLOVE with you back it’s the GREATEST feeling in the world!!! <3
August 5th, 2010 at 1:03 am
When life gives u lemons ….. Try to make kool-aid :0
August 5th, 2010 at 1:07 am
Excuse me, EXCUSE ME .. OH MY GOSH MOVE!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 6:28 am
i totally understand that nobody will stay permanently, so i mastered letting go.. =(
August 6th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. -JeanPaul Sartre
August 6th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
some of these make no sense at all. ugh! i hate this website and facebook now sucks
d:
Love ya tootsie-ab
August 6th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
joke time:)(you know the procedure)
**fat winston finds an old lamp, after giving it a polish a genie appears… he gives winston one wish. id like to be slim, white and surrounded by pussy… there was a puff of smoke and winston turned into a tampon. remember, if youre offered something for nothing there;s usually a string attached.;)
August 7th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
‘I love you’ consists of 8 letters…well so does ‘bullshit’
August 9th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Eh life :D
No matter how many times i get hurt because of you, I wont leave you . Because even if i have a thousand reasons to leave you, I’ll look for that one reason to fight for you. (:
i Will Just get over the love you havee :P !
August 11th, 2010 at 3:52 am
I love u Peter L.c:
August 12th, 2010 at 1:53 am
I love u but u hurt me which means u don’t deserve my love anymore
August 12th, 2010 at 1:54 am
Don’t be so flattered, i just sent you a friend request not a marriage proposal.
August 12th, 2010 at 4:47 am
the are no free rides, but you can ride with me.
August 14th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you
August 16th, 2010 at 5:53 am
arrr thats so cute :)
August 16th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
9:00 PM.- Boy: I’ll call you tomorrow
12:00 AM – *Phone rings* Girl: Hello? Boy: I said I’d call you tomorrow <3
August 16th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
If I die, or travel far, I would write your name on every star, so everyone could look up and see, that you mean the world to me.
August 16th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
“I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I have crossed your mind.”
August 16th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Love is just a word until someone gives it a meaning. <3
August 16th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
RAWR means I love you in dinosaur!
August 16th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
RAWR means I love you in dinosaur!
RRRAAAWWWRRR!
August 16th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Girl- let’s just break up
Boy- ok then, ill just go back to my ex
Girl- wow your an idiot, we’re totally over
*Next day*
Boy: I still love you
Girl: I thought we broke up and you were gonna go back to your ex?
Boy:Exactly, I’m coming back to you(:
August 16th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
I LOVE YOU! If you love me comment or like this status !! <3
August 17th, 2010 at 6:47 am
8===DO::)
August 17th, 2010 at 6:49 am
Kid in 6th Period: It’s gonna be madd fun this summer! :D
Me: Your mom’s gonna be madd fun this summer >:)
August 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am
10 reasons to date a CHEERLEADER
1 We never get tired
2 We like to ride it to the top
3 We are always tight
4 We know how to use our hips
5 We can get you exited in less than 2 minutes
6 We keep going till we hit it
7 We can bend into any position
8 We can take the pain
9 We’re not afraid to preform in front of a crowd
10 NO MATTER HOW LONG OR HOW HARD WE ALWAYS DO IT WITH A SMILE—-Cheerleaders
August 20th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
A friend would lend you their umbrella in the rain, a ‘best’ friend would steal it from you and scream “run bitch, RUN!”
August 23rd, 2010 at 12:15 am
I love you , dont forget it.<3
I will always be there for you.
August 23rd, 2010 at 9:33 am
Friday-alchahol saturday-hangover sunday-screaming kids :) x
August 24th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Whn lyf hands u a lemon…ask for sum salt and tequila
August 27th, 2010 at 12:51 am
Women. You can’t live with ‘em; you can’t kill ‘em successfully without a non-ceramic coated bathtub and a gallon of hydrochloric acid. Am I right?
August 29th, 2010 at 7:46 am
WTF r u supposed to do when life gives u lemons, u cant make lemonade without sugar
August 29th, 2010 at 9:33 am
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August 29th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
SMD!!! Oh wait I don’t have a dick…SMP BITCHEZ!!! XD
September 4th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
no comment!!!!!
i hate u all
i hate u all
i hate u all
September 4th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Myah Says:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
is saying life is short like you, GET OVER IT(:
Sara Says:
November 11th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Maybe, but if that was true, everyone would be older than dirt!!!
sammy Says:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Is thinking about how she should be writing on facebook that she should be writing on myspace how she should be writing on facebook… but i cant be bothered
Sai Says:
November 13th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
is one million dollar short to be a millionaire
vallie Says:
November 14th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
is dead while typing this message
Crystaal Says:
November 14th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
wondering if i ripped my hand off and swallowed it if i could tickle the inside of my tummy…
Andi Says:
November 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
No matter how many times i get hurt because of you, I wont leave you . Because even if i have a thousand reasons to leave you, I’ll look for that one reason to fight for you. (:
kenndra. Says:
November 16th, 2009 at 2:37 am
wonder why love is so difficult, when its so easy to fall in love with someone, and to fall out of love with someone.
Nitchx Says:
November 16th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Just broke something. Ha..Ha..Ha
Hanyan Says:
November 17th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Wonders why the world has to end why wars begin and wonders why there in the distance is you…wearing nothing but my panties
Emma Says:
November 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Ich bin Blitz-Krieg……no seriously. I am so awesome Hitler made it after me and I wasn’t even born yer.
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 4:46 am
Betty Crockers my best friend :D
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 4:47 am
sweet..maybe if dad wouldtn leave his crap everywhere i wouldnt have a 4 inch nail stickin out of my tire right now!!! >:(
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 4:49 am
has no friends anymore
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 4:49 am
your girlfriend is cheating on you…with me :D
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 4:50 am
omgsh my baby sister jst said sexy buns :P
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 am
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )band aid for broken hearts :(
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 4:55 am
thinks its lame when you tell ppl the truth and they get mad and say shut up!! Ugh wow maturity
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 4:56 am
i have the golden tickets!!!! :D
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 5:11 am
love how theres like 75 ppl online yet i dont know who many are/talk to them :P
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 5:21 am
goodnight cruel world :P
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 5:22 am
why do rappers always have to say thier name in their songs?? it gets annoying
leah Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 5:31 am
Sooo all ive done on my to do list is get out of bed…
Rubilee Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I’m serious, at 6 1/2 months pregnant, I SHOULD NOT be climbing through windows!!!
Rubilee Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
My five year old Natas decided to pee in the cat box last night to see if it was better than the toilet!! He likes the toilet better.
Rubilee Says:
November 19th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I have a little foot kicking my belly button!!!!
Misha Says:
November 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
can b ordered az McGorgeous @ McDonald’s! ;-)
Froukje Says:
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 am
H1N1? I laugh in the face of H1N1!! haha
Tasia Says:
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:36 am
iis watching. nothing. but a handful of stars… laying nxt ta your heart. holdin. your. handd. with our toes in the sandd. baby. ii know iit know…as we watch for the sunn. imma tell facebookk. that baby your the one.. <3
Marian Says:
November 24th, 2009 at 3:11 am
life is a game, play it.
Carlee Says:
November 25th, 2009 at 1:38 am
♥ // [i] // ((lOve)) // {yOu} // ♥
Alexis Says:
November 25th, 2009 at 4:29 am
My mind not only wandered, it left completely
katelyn Says:
November 26th, 2009 at 3:14 am
says you used to make me laugh but now your just an old photograph
alanna Says:
November 26th, 2009 at 5:37 am
&& no boy is worth your tears;; but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry
katelyn Says:
November 26th, 2009 at 5:54 am
dont let the chans of life hold u done always stay free
TP1412 Says:
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Im Done,Done Fighting For You. Cause Now I Know, the Reason Behind My Sadness Is You.
kelsey Says:
November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
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kelsey Says:
November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
is bringing sexy back…to the store for a refund !
Shandogggggggg Says:
November 29th, 2009 at 4:52 am
is standing next to your bed.. stareing at you as you sleep…
Shandogggggggg Says:
November 29th, 2009 at 4:54 am
is twittering that she is sitting in a dark room with her DS
Shandogggggggg Says:
November 29th, 2009 at 4:55 am
wants to marry facebook
maddie Says:
December 1st, 2009 at 5:55 am
is not studying for Religon exam because “Jesus will help me.”
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 1st, 2009 at 11:27 pm
…97% of teens are bringing sexy back, i’m the part of the 3% of teens that never lost it!!!
loveya Says:
December 1st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ ‘sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
loveya Says:
December 1st, 2009 at 11:47 pm
♥♥-♥♥—-рυτ тніѕ —♥♥—♥♥—ои уоυя —♥♥—♥♥—рαgε —♥♥—♥♥—іf уоυ киоω —-♥♥-♥♥—-ѕомεоиε —–♥♥♥—–ωно нαѕ оя —-♥♥-♥♥—-нαѕ нαd —♥♥–♥♥—сαисεя ♥♥-♥♥
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
…everybody runs faster with a knife!!!
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
is wondering why we have halloween when our parents say never talk to strangers???
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
is MAD at u for being MAD at me for being MAD at her for being MAD at him for punching that guy!!!….what a complited life
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
…other people’s stupidity amuses me
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
likes this game, WAIT……do u have aids???
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
is the Biggest Loser!!!
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm
…it takes skills tobtrip over flat surfaces
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
is sooo kool……i make ice cubes jealous
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
…save the world……its the only place with chocolate!!!
Sexxyy girl Says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
wants u out of my bubble
keeley Says:
January 26th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )no one can mend a broken hearts </3 but it's nice for them to try :)
lemony Says:
March 21st, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Lemony: now comes with a surprise kids toy!!!!
William Says:
April 28th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
one person I’d never play Hide ‘n’ Seek with is Osama Bin Laden…don’t ask me why….
WhaleBait Says:
September 5th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Next Time you think your perfect trie walking on water…..Backwards!
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