Comments on: Your Status Updates

By: Jay'lee Monroe

Jay'lee Monroe — Thu, 03 May 2012 02:40:21 +0000

**HUSBAND AND WIFE**
Husband: Baby whats for dinner
Wife drops her pants .. “Me”
Husband: “I’m tired of fish”

LMAOOOOOO

By: epic cupcake

epic cupcake — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:05:38 +0000

Some people need a high five in the face with a chair

By: Magic cake

Magic cake — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:33:47 +0000

Item 1 :Life is hard for me
Item 2 :same
Item 3 :Time flies for me
Item 2 :Same
Item 4 :Life is cold for me
Item list
Item 1 = Brick
Item 3 = Clock that was covered in red bull
Item 4 = Ice cube
Item 2 = Brick with a hole in it for liquid that was filled with red bull and had a watch as a belt who lives in a freezer
Items 1&3 :Lucky oh no the builders have found us
Items 1,2&3 : Hey.. what happened to Item 4?

By: miau miau

miau miau — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 22:53:36 +0000

Roses are RED ,
FB is blue

coffee is black
and im john

By: Maria Lovezz You

Maria Lovezz You — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:59:17 +0000

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutal friends
WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU???
SERIOUSLY

By: Paigee

Paigee — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:18:39 +0000

Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come round, but I think mine got hit by a bus.

By: lollipoppppsXD

lollipoppppsXD — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 19:52:57 +0000

What would Jesus do? ohh yea i forgot, your jewish

By: lola

lola — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:16:09 +0000

LMS:If Your Mexican
Comment:If Your Proud To Be One
Repost:If You Love Being One ;D

By: KaTY-Goochii

KaTY-Goochii — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:54:38 +0000

You are my number 3, with out you i cant make my heart <3 xxx

By: Delaney

Delaney — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 23:12:22 +0000

the world is going to hell, and i am driving the bus! :P